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Re: Sarenna Lee So simple, yet so funny! :rofl::1orglaugh

I just had to do it: Parsec So it's a unit of measuring distance, not time. You silly, silly Ape! It's a good thing you live over a parsec's distance from me, 'cause I oughta....

Once again, a list of dating & relationship "don'ts" that will be news to only the lowest common denominator of men. This stuff is just so obvious. But I'm not saying this is a bad thread AFA, I do like reading about the naivete of others. :dunno:

Very interesting thread, Roald! I don't know how I missed this one first time 'round. I'm sure my fiancee would be interested in this. :D

Yeah, that bird is like the Peter North of pigeons. An interesting fact about bird ****: My fiancee assures me that birds don't ***. Solid & liquid waste both pass through the anus in a mixed form.

Well, that's a cool way to answer this, IAF. I hope you don't mind, I think I'll copy: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=153823

Good Charlotte - Hold On

I think it has something to do with how many hits each term gets on a google search. But I couldn't locate any info on the site to confirm or deny that.

Don't like myspace either, but I LOVE the kitty!

I have to agree. I have too much respect for my fiancee (and for the vast majority of girls before her) to intentionally do something sexually that I knew she didn't care for.:dunno:

That's an awesome site, Magnet. Even though the idea is simple, I bet I could spend some time on there. :thumbsup:

A poll maybe we can all agree on: how about a Dick Poll? I'm sorry....already.

Well, she looks to be about that age. Or maybe it's just the workaday life of being a "professional whore"?

The size difference is in part because a different actor, Ted White, was Jason for that movie. IMDB reports he refused to speak to the other actors whatsoever to keep in character off camera. I agree, best Jason movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087298/

Impressive! I wonder if they will be able to sell or lease all the office space. Office Space....great movie btw.

Touche, H. That's what happens when I throw in a last line to my post without thinking it through. :crash:

I voted for Smokey Bear, and "Friends don't let friends drive *****." Guess I'm on a Public Service announcement kick.

I guess they figure if even one prisoner escapes, and this sign saves even one motorist's life, it will have been worth it.:dunno:

Let me get in on this idiocy! I voted for 2 instead of 1 cause more is always better. Except in most cases!

Congrats to thorsif, monkey and icerfan!!!:glugglug:

People who infect my body with viruses! :thefingerFUCK YOU!!!:thefinger

If you really want to know, I like you. Though I think this is a dubious thread.

Loves, and I mean REALLY loves, big, luscious BOOBS! :boobies:

I, too, have a fear of crowds, though I do go to a baseball game now and then.

"My Cat" by Jack Off Jill :sing:"He's a pussy superstar!"

Yes, Gianna definitely.

Re: Whos Your Fav Porn Star? Gianna Michaels

Re: Best Tits? Gianna Michaels

I would not fuck any girl's face. Unless they requested it. And I've never met a girl who wanted that.

I would say it's a toss up. More of my in general favorite pornstars are American, including my #1 favorite Gianna Michaels. However, aside from her, most of the ones in my top 10 would probably be European. :dunno:

Great find, Dave! I spent some time reading that list!

Clues perhaps like this "calling card"::jester: j/k

The Jersey shore is beautiful. Great places to check out (depending on where exactly you might be) Cape May (the very southern tip of NJ) you can see the beautiful beach and the remnants of a concrete ship. Atlantic City has a decent shore and as my fiancee mentioned, the Ripley's Believe it or...

will o' the wisp has an opinion. I feel they are ok occasionally when there are only really two answers anyone can give. It happens sometimes. I do dislike woman vs. woman polls and find that they are usually newb territory. Polls that are like these you describe AND it's because they are made...

He only picked her because she seemed "tame" at the time, then on-set she turned into a real bitch. LOL j/k The stuff max does now is totally sick. I can't get off on it. Years ago, I had a totally different view of him and got off on his stuff from back then. He goes too far for me...

Wonder how fast it goes through tires?

I voted "What is a poll?" because I wanted to be existential. Plus, if you know me, I like to avoid confrontation unless it's something I feel strongly about. And as far as this topic, I'm like a fucking "will o' the wisp". I go with whomever makes the last point, or whomever has ice cream!

God I loved that little assqueen. As for the original question, it seems it's been covered here. Don't go from ass to pussy (or mouth) directly. At least if you want to be responsible and if you care about the girl. If it's a hooker, then do what you want. :thefinger Can't remember the last time...

Definitely Pennywise the clown. I didn't see this thread right away, so I accidently mentioned him in the Titans of ****** thread.

Exactly my feelings....It's profiting off the lowest common denominator of our curiosity. In a way, I'm glad the Goldmans are getting some of the profits, but at what expense to society?:dunno:

I agree, my fiancee isn't really into porn, but she will watch these. Beautiful women and good-looking men. The storylines may be a little convoluted, but they ARE there. And good scenes, well-filmed.

I actually came up with my suggestion because I thought just giving the game to the Jets would have been seen as too drastic.

Gianna Michaels has been my favorite for awhile:dunno:

The vast majority of the sex I've had in my life has not been to music. That being said, I DO feel that music enhances the sexual experience. Pretty much any music I like by itself is good for me as music to have sex by. Simple as that. That would include alternative, rock, 80s rock, some techno.

I'm not a fan really of any of the girls listed in the poll. That being said, I think board loyalty goes for something. So I voted for Ava Lauren. Maybe some others did too (because of this post...maybe) since Ava is up 41.8 to 41.6 as of my vote. Good luck to her in this quest.

I voted for Freddy, since he was the one who always scared me the most. Though really it was because of how the movies were made that made him so frightening. I agree with H, though. Alot of these guys lose much of their "scariness" through familiarity. None of those scare me anymore. In fact at...

LL, with this thread he may have just done that! Certainly not an all-time great, but it got us going a little!

That would have been true of me in my youth, I'll be the first to admit. Remember that these things can change over time. If you do indeed want them to change, or sometimes even if you don't.:dunno:

I would give her a ride only if she agrees to take her pants off too. Gotta be sure she's not carrying any weapons. That would make it a perfectly reasonable request.:dunno:

I wonder if I could slyly lie on my back and get my head under those two. As long as she doesn't notice me "getting into position", how could she stop me once I start sucking?