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Makes me wonder how the inhabitants of said planet would feel about their moon being taken.

Yeah we really want to see girls stop and right in the middle of the porn take off these sexy accessories. I think most guys don't want practical sex thank you very much.

These aren't the batteries you were supposed to cut open. According to the second link at least. I didn't look at the first link. I'd like to see if the second link's idea worked.

I think the girl's name is Sandy

She thinks her farts smell like roses.

It rained this afternoon here in NJ. They didn't mention anything about it on the weather reports last night or this morning either. DUH!

I definitely agree. It's far from that cut and dry. There is everything out there a porn enthusiast could want. The myriad possibilities are endless.

No doubt Ava would be very thankful to you, slik, for your efforts!

Much of the ice in the world's oceans lies above the surface of the water, so if all the ice melted, the seas would indeed rise.

Great thread, surprised no one thought of it sooner given the other thread's popularity. Things that turn me on: STOCKINGS Any stockings that go above the knee (no kneesocks) I like white ones the best, then black (don't go as much for all the colors) I also prefer sheer to fishnet. Also...

Maybe that's what her pussy sounds like when it's getting fucked?

Pretty much. Seems old JD was doing some hard time for putting too much Chinese newspaper filler into his sausages and when a guard slipped him a Viagra he hit the showers and went to town!

Seems like a cool idea. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of catch though.

slik, I think you missed me there...i'm not talking the Jimmy Dean kind of sausages anymore....

Very true. I prefer uneven distribution myself. Sometimes I manage to get so much juicyjuice on one tit that it turns her over on her side!

The article doesn't state, were there any restrictions placed on the amount of sausages an inmate could recieve in the shower?

You know, this is the second time this type of thing has been reported in recent memory. Now, there is something to be said about trying to keep ******* and tobacco out of the hands of those who are ********, but there is also something to be said about common sense. Get real, people!

Was just making a pun on the thread title, Torre. Didn't actually see any content.

Judging by how Chinese cars have been faring in European crash tests, I suppose "BYD" stands for "Buy Your Death"?

Holy **** Batman!

Not only that, but IMO there aren't many great lookers in the bunch. Audrey Bitoni is the only one who curries favor with me, but she's not even one of my serious favorites.

Well that link clears it up a little bit.

What do I think? I think you're crazy, Legz. j/k I suppose that the seas would be relatively still compared to now. I guess wind and weather patterns would still move them around a bit. Personally, I was unaware that the moon stabilizes the Earth. Perhaps the earth might go a little bit topsy...

I **** this site. The samples I've seen seem to have lousy pornstars and plus, why would I want to download porn that features a guy in a garish mask? Plus, as has been mentioned, members have no guarantee that they will ever get the call to Be the Mask!

I think what we've got is a combination of these two things. Each particular instance of the sea reclaiming what was once land would have to be individually scrutinized to tell which effect was at work where. That being said, once we figure out which phenomenon was to blame, we may be under...

Wait until she finds out you want to look at 16 year olds getting fucked.

What, you don't think they have needs like any other woman? A few of the girls I have been with have made more money than me, but it's never been to the point where I would consider them wealthy. As long as I am contributing as well, I don't think I would mind being with a woman who has a good...

Re: Masturbation causes blindness? Are you sure your source isn't your ******? Hey Tunsty, I got one for ya!

Yes, I believe jazz is extensively utilized in the "Viagra Collection" recently released by AARP Porn-By-Mail.

This isn't even what we were discussing. I think somebody wants to see the kiddies! More on topic, I think, as mentioned, that moderation is the key. It all depends on if porn is influencing the way you run your life. Personally, my porn viewing has gone way down since I joined the Freeones...

I **** those segways. Something just don't rub me right about them.

That be a nasty pussy too. It is amazing the resemblance though.

A lot of what has been going on in China seems to mirror certain events in other parts of the world. As AFA mentioned, the buffalo in the US, the industrial revolution etc. The ****** species and the health of the people take a back seat to "progress".

When I woke up this morning, I was convinced I couldn't like Bush any less. This guy does something just about everyday to **** me off.

Plenty if you are into gay male pornstars.

Not surprising.

Past, present and future, I cannot ever imagine myself at any time in my life having a desire for buying someone's used panties.

Welcome Cindy!! Hope you found what you were looking for!!;)

I also usually skip that particular act. Otherwise, it all depends on how fast I want to get off, or if I am even getting off to it at all. Sometimes I skip, sometimes not.

Not a fan of hairy assholes. But the girl in the link is a hottie and not too hairy.

ANYTHING for FREEONES!!!!! PS-There's no way you're fat at 200 unless you're 5'0" or have no muscle tone! The last time I saw 200 I was a sophomore in HS...I've always been big.

:1orglaugh I only put it in stones because BNF posted the conversion factor! I weigh about 280 now, but in college I weighed about 223 and was in nice shape.

Re: You or spouse/girlfriend Personally in our relationship, I use profanity in public and private more than my fiancee. Though, she is no slouch either, at least in private. She is much more demure in public than me.

I weigh about 20 stones and am 6'1" then, but it's not all fat. When I was in good shape for baseball in college, I weighed a touch under....16 stone. Just like the Bush's best album. (not George Bush!)

Maybe they aren't interested in the question. There....I said it.

Well to be honest, I judged them by looking at my keyboard and deciding which letters looked most appealing to me. It's just a coincidence that top picks T and E are very popular letters. Or is it? Could be subliminal from so much use?

LOL...Top ten letters 1. T 2. E 3. X 4. P 5. N 6. L 7. W 8. U 9. C 10. G or maybe V The sad part is, I actually put some thought into this.

Sounds right to me.

Gorgeous boobs on that second one. Just stating the obvious.