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I once saw a meter maid masturbating since she was so happy she was able to work a whole shift without having to get her fat ass out of her cushman vehicle. Not a single overtime parker! HEAVEN!

I can see the headline, "Dow surges on word of Freeones' users portents of doom!"

Donkeys sometimes run on their own sense of self-satisfaction, thus producing no ****. Their only waste is that of big government.

A poledancer is on my desktop.

Great to find new species. I'm just glad they weren't wiped out by Agent Orange.

On a side note, I try to eat lots of fish since it is healthy. (Mercury levels be damned!) So I try to not put my cum anywhere but in the hole, just in case. I don't really get off on cumming anywhere else, so it's not like I feel I'm missing out or anything. When I'm masturbating, I don't...

Fascinating. I guess they figure, why move around when you don't have to. But if you do have to get somewhere, get moving! I find it interesting that they seem to have a homing instinct. I would have thought they would just make do with their lives wherever they were dropped off if the...

That reminds me of when they cut up a baseball player's uniform to make "game-used jersey" baseball cards with a swatch of uniform in them! Quote from the article: Simony Diamond? Not one of my favorites, but if the Catholic church approves...

Gotta get my hands on that tape! Maybe I'll share it with DVC....maybe.

Is that anything like a spitting cobra?!

bump -4.7% :(

Post girls I've been with agree: doggystyle. Also good is missionary, but with the girl's legs spread horizontal almost into a split. I dunno what that's called but you get some good penetration that way. Works best for me when the girl has a pillow or two under her ass.

Very interesting. Sad that the albino died, though. She was probably destined to live a full life in an aquarium. Never had heard about the ratfish before. Sounds a little like a species we have here on the east coast of the US: the Northern Sea Robin. Like the ratfish, it is a bottom fish, has...

Thanks for the heads-up LL. I enjoyed this thread, hadn't come across it before (you know me being a newb and all :tongue:.) Yet another gem from LL.

Re: Full fucking hips (and tummy) ... ^^^Great post! You said what I probably couldn't put into words! The Prof strikes again! You mentioned, to paraphrase, how Gianna is "built for sex". This is one of the things that I always subconsciosly feel when I look at her. (Or see for myself when she...

She's borderline for me too. She sure does have a lot of what I like, but it's just not working as a whole.

I keep voting, but it seems like the fix is in. Either that, or I'm underestimating whatever efforts Ryder Skye's fanbase may be capable of. bump -3.8%

Lemme use it in a sentence..."The puppies that had been fixed were mostly girls, as there were Farmers Spade than neutered."

Good points. I don't feel that porn is overrun by trannies, though plastic surgery is sure prevalent. As for the trannies, as others have said, just skip what you don't like. As for the plastic surgery, as long as it is done well, and looks fairly natural, I have no problem with it.

That would be my choice.

Never have. My fiancee is very shy about such things. She would likely only masturbate when I was not home. She has masturbated for me to watch before, but I've never caught her in the act. :)

I've heard it referred to as "The Seven-Inch Itch". Or more commonly, "The Milton Bradley". LOL...also acceptable

Very nice, BNF. Very, very nice! You deserve it!

Great stuff Tunsty!! Though the link is wrong for the Pope's robe, it's a dupe of biker's penis! Not that I couldn't read that twice!

^^^Sometimes, very rarely, if the person in front of me is making a left turn at an intersection and is making their turn very slowly or not at all despite the fact that the traffic is clear, I make a left turn first around them by cutting across the other side of the intersection. I only do...

Hallelujah! You know I actually pay attention if there is someone behind me when I'm making a turn and make an effort to be quicker if there is. (After all, you don't want to get rear ended.) But my tires at least utter a little squeak on nearly every turn anyway. I especially **** this when you...

I already have it. Don't really watch it though. Too many midgets.

Quitting a job for me has in some cases felt like a release. I never really enjoyed it though. There was one time I didn't give notice after working there for three years I quit in the middle of a shift. I felt bad for that, but I left because I had just felt overwhelmed to the nth degree and...

^^^^Sounds to me like she made up some of the ground between you and made some moves. So you were still a little shy, but you made alot of progress. You did good, but understand that she helped you overcome that shyness of yours a lot. She still has a boyfriend of course, which is an obstacle...

Somehow I knew we would be in the same age range CA. Personally, I didn't know dave and monkey were so young or juballs for that matter. They have wisdom beyond their years! I think what's cool is that all the age ranges have their own what I consider quality and productive posters. I wont...

LOL Yes! Thank God for global warming! What will they be wearing next?

LOL Definitely not!

It's worth a laugh to be sure, but that bikini just seems a little lame in a way.

They are just huge. The site seems to be sure that they're real but I'm not sure how they know? I think Dave has got a good point here. I would have to see this pair unleashed before I gave a final opinion. She could very well look ridiculous in a bad way (IMO, of course) when she's nude. But...

Beautiful machine. Love the six engines and the tail. I am just in awe of such things. As you say, practical? As long as they're not using it to haul cabbages to Vladivostok I guess...

What if Travis Hafner hits a moonshot to win the series, and it actually strikes the moon out of orbit? Then you'll care.

That is an annoyance...and I noticed...I know my ice cream. The half gallon is now I believe 1 3/4 quarts 56 oz.

That Zafira review was amazing! Perfect in every way, just like her. Then Szilvia Lauren! Truly terrific!

That bastard is worth a rant! It's one thing for a Neo-**** thug to deny the Holocaust, but the president of a country?!?!?! And of course that's just one of his many "quirks".......

The explanation is simple: Earth Germs are Easy Aw, hell no one is gonna get the reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097257/ It's a bad joke anyway....:lame:

I heard the same thing. Don't know which is true. I personally think Meg White is vaguely pretty but certainly not what I would call a looker. My opinion of her looks also varies amongst different photos which is usually not a good thing.

Interesting. I've always been open to adding anal stimulation to heterosexual relations. I actually never knew there were such things as this. Currently, I've gotten away from assplay since my fiancee doesn't like it (and I'm ok with that) but it's cool to know these things are out there.

Not particularly, my friend, but you'll find very few things I won't click on! It's like a car wreck...you don't want to see, but you'll look. Besides, I got to see a nice pair of boobies for my efforts.

Seems like the no voters didn't stick around to support their position. Except of course for our friend, DVC, who is IMO an esteemed poster and I will let him slide, for his position is beyond my reproach.

Re: Full fucking hips (and tummy) ... Great thread Prof! And welcome back to Freeones! We needed you as our expert on all things voluptuous! I can't believe I never saw this thread before. Some great women. I see my favorite girl Gianna Michaels has already been mentioned. She just epitomizes...

Very true, the US wouldn't send armed religious fanatics. An established fact. Why question that he would deny it again? Extremely likely, he wouldn't want to get misquoted. Ahmadinejad is basically either extremely delusional or downright evil. (Or maybe both!) Either way very dangerous...

LOL You know, there are some folks who are gonna be all over you for that! Not me though!

Serious about girls making poopies and weewees! Yeah, not such a good thing perhaps.

Look at the thread title, he's saying the uniform style is ridiculous...and I agree.

I just want to clear this up, is there any hot lesbian sex captured in any of the episodes?