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has a nifty user name

has one of my fave stars in his nifty new sig ;)

My nose itches

is a posting fiend

Scream Trilogy, lol......BTW, Halloween had FAR more than just 3 movies, lol

still gross, lol.

That is something that I can honestly say that I never want to see....how is that possible with his big gut in the way?

*kisses* Next time you'll have to say please, though ;)

Hey, there's an Amish town in Penssylvania called Intercourse....those Amish can get freaky, too, lol

....and a spanking for RKO and UJ....they haven't done anything yet but I'm sure they will ;) *kisses to UJ, too* ;)

That whole CD is great.

Empire Strikes Back ;)

Esp if you happened to land wrong, lmfao

I agree....Dogma is my fave Kevin Smith movie...followed by Clerks in a close second.

If he doesn't behave we'll just have to spank him, lmfao

Welcome Back, Dean.....missed ya, sugar!! She's definitely a cutie. I wish the both of you the best of luck ;)

is not far from 11000

is the sexiest Canadian that I know ;)

The Platypus is also the species that has the most perfect Y chromosome whereas the human Y chromosome is becoming atrophied and actually shrinking, containing less and less DNA...sorry fellas ;)

Ryan Reynolds (From 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, Van Wilder, and Blade Trinity) is engaged to Alanis so he bangs god every night ;)

There's a lot wrong with that pic, lol

why in the HELL would a woman want to look like that?

lmfao....I knew my cat got into trouble while I was gone but damn...

lmfao, that's not right.... I like to go down on my fiance while HE'S on the phone...I imagine that penis in the mouth would make it difficult to talk, lol

Jessica Alba whacked all of her hair off after the movie and I think it makes her look even hotter.

needs to clip their toenails

is getting dressed up in his Darth garb to go watch Star Wars..

I always thought I would like to be able to read other ppl's minds.

Another reason not to go dumpster diving

Idiots always hurt themselves, lol

Lol, I want one!

almost has 4000 posts already

You have to be nice, say please, and call me lady, lmfao

has a great sig :)

Welcome Back, Dice *kisses*

I get emails like this from friends all of the time....interesting, though :)

lol, too weird....looks painful! Remind me to never go skydiving naked, lol

#7....it's the best pic of Sandee

Oooo, nice ass ;) You're definitely a looker ;)

Disgusting...he's not invited to the FO Party, lmfao

lmfao....I'm glad I'm not a diaphragm and I can type fast, lol

Whether or not they're smart, accidents happen ;)

Omg, if those were women's undies I would totally buy them, lol

Maybe in case one of them is faulty and the person calls the company and they have to recall all of the condoms that were made in the batch?

Lol, well, it's nice to know what y'all think of me ;) So who wants to dance *bats eyelashes*

can you say BACK PROBLEMS?

lmao...that sounds like SO much FUN!!!

lol..ok...

is a lot taller than me, lol

Awesome, congrats *kisses* ;)