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It's not so much the socks at this point.... The full stench has imparted itself into the feet (not chicken feet) rendering them a "Weapon of Mass Destruction". With one false move, one curl of the toe, DrMotorcity could send a chemical cloud large enough to overtake the earth! Pornography.

All these are favorites of mine. Penthouse has produced some true beauties! Sunny Leone Aria Giovanni Raquel Darrian Juliet Cariaga Lanny Barbie Julia Garvey Briana Banks Mason Marconi Monique Hajkova Megan Mason Karrie Jacobs

The brief running of the documentary "Uterus or Uteryou" comes to mind. It was designed to take couples on an exciting journey into the vaginal canal and up through the entire female reproductive system. The star subject for this film was the well-known pornstar "Little Oral Annie". With IMAX...

Well I might as well confirm that..... Members and Mods of the Freeones Board! I hereby declare that I was born out of dick_van_cock's ass after aliens inserted an anal probe in there! This may explain our similarities (or indeed a lack thereof). I know you all have further questions, but...

No, it's because that's the quickest way to make friends! :wave2:

A fair trial may well be impossible at this point. However, if they are somehow given a fair trial and they are convicted, either life in prison or the death penalty would be OK by me. I don't really care which.

I would have to say Vicky Vette. I've never met any pornstars, but I like how Vicky comes on here and discusses things with us and how she's not just pitching her site. She seems genuine.

Maybe slowhand is a barnacle? :rolleyes: j/k

I think I've got a good case too! Terrific stuff D-rock! In your quest, it sounds like you may have to find a beautiful up-and-comer , fresh on the scene who doesn't have a big fan base yet!

Unfortunately, Doc, our attic is currently occupied by the rotting, living corpse that is Les Paul. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1818619&postcount=14 Maybe you two could be roomies though! Aw, come on, I'm not really that bad in bed, am I? Told you so! :tongue:

Not a big fan of tennis, but I am a big fan of cameltoes!

The Crassigyrinus looks like he can't decide whether he wants to be a snake or a lizard! So he settled for a cool hybrid in between.

Nothing helps the learning process more than a little real-life example!

Re: Pornstars making funny faces :) Thanks for the pics Sandra! It's nice to see these backstage shots. Brings out a little more of the human side of pornstars!

That's quite a work of art! And it looks mighty delicious!

I remember him from Jaws and Seaquest primarily. Rest in Peace, Roy!

Exactly what I was thinking. Vagina has posted more about men in porn than the entire rest of the board. Come out of the closet please! Or maybe you really are a woman. That would explain your username.

Hear Hear!! :glugglug:

In 1996 I got my first car, a 1985 Plymouth Reliant. It was pretty durable, but I had to floor it to get up hills sometime. The first car I bought myself is my current car, 1999 Dodge Intrepid.

I once had sex on the search button, right in front of the whole board! I was trying to promote the use of said button!

Oh! I see they let you keep it afterwards as well! I have mine on the mantle over the fireplace!

It is clear to me that the most reliable cars are silver and black. That's the right way to vote, and a tasty way to do it. Of course AFA loves brown cars, so here's one for him: http://www.m-cad.com/dp/ev/images/bcomuta0.jpg I hear it gets 70 hectares to the liter!

I actually had the reverse happen. When I was in my late teens I used to love big fake breasts. But over the past few years they have continually been more and more of a turn-off to me. However, some of the nicely done jobs I don't mind so much.

Get the biggest butt plug you can find. If she doesn't like it, then just tell her "more for me"!

Re: Favorite Gothic/Emo Pornstars? I like the goth/emo look, but I've never come across a pornstar who has that look who I am attracted to.:dunno: Liz Vicious comes the closest.

I was just thinking. What does using two condoms say to the girl about what you think of her!:eek:

Exactly what I had been thinking. Doesn't surprise you does it? And to ibangpornstars, I'm interested in what your plans for life after porn are? Being as how you don't seem interested in meaningful relationships anymore.

In outer space. I couldn't breathe though since there is no air.

Here's a link to the Darwin Awards website for any questions and further merriment: Darwin Awards

This is just the best idea for a thread ever! I'm amazed it hasn't been done before about 3 million times! My favorite pornstars are: zukexxx SBTNW ZiiLak StormRuller gunslingingbird ZiiLak (yet again!) mister22 METAL HEAD hooked

I think it would only inspire endless "Does the girl come with it?" queries!

Now that's livin' right there!

:rofl: Lotta funny stuff there. It's a good thing they used it in a sentence and gave definitions or else I would have never figured some out!

Quagmire does the exact same thing to Lois one time on ****** Guy! Love that! Good Far Sides too!

It should star Jason Witten instead of TO, since that was the threesome that went on the trip together. Still funny, though!

At least he/she's honest!?

According to Wikipedia at least, Spuds died in 1993 of kidney failure. She was only 10 years old. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuds_Mackenzie

Yes, I definitely believe so. I have that set of hers!

Definitely a nutjob IMO. There are better ways to spend your money. I wouldn't do it even for free though...

****-filled boobs! It's the wave of the future I say!

Those stars around her collar add that perfect "touch of class"!

That should come in very handy for me to use my favorite smiley! :pantysteal:

Great! Easy access nipples!

I can tell you from experience, there is a real sense of self-satisfaction that comes from bathing in filthy water after landing that prize fish!

:1orglaugh :rofl: Now that is good stuff! :thumbsup:

Reminds me of my days riding the rails. They used to call me "Boxcar Senob".

I have a feeling some of our teenage members will be referring to this thread, when and if they find a willing partner.

I think that is racist, but since I can't figure out what it means anyway, I'm not sure....

Pretty cool! This station is about 10 miles from my house.