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Whatever it is, it's a beautiful work of art, I can say that!

I hope it doesn't come with extra cheese! :rolleyes: :hammer:

Yeah, I've never seen a donut like that. It's a good idea!

Must be a new game called "coozeball"!

Why is there an upside-down ass in her thought bubble?

Those were some terrific pics! The one with the hose around the car, the one with the apples, and all the wacky buildings! Terrific!

I would have liked to see a tree with tits so big it couldn't stand up without leaning on a girl!

Yeah, well there's that and also the fact that it can **** you! :rolleyes:

Thank you DVC!! I love recognition!!! :nanner: And congratulations yourself at topping the millenium mark! Congratulations to all those who have recently achieved new rep milestones!:hatsoff:

I wonder just what "green herb" God was talking about there..... Just shows how you can use the Bible to defend or contradict just about any theory or idea!

Hi Rebekah! Thanks for the pics and Valentines wishes! I hope you and all of my Freeones friends have a wonderful Valentine's Day too!:lovecoupl

Well, Kilmer is a fine choice as his monotonous dialogue in other movies do remind me of KITT's voice. It's a shame that hunk of a man won't be on screen though, since his looks are where his talent lies IMO.

7/10 of an inch of snow just by brushing off the car! Hell, I could do that just by brushing my hair!

It's amazing, the never-ending wonders that may dwell beneath our feet. There is so much left to learn about this Earth of ours.

Re: Post a few pics of where you'd like to vacation someday East St. Louis, Illinois http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/4/2/14/f_eaststlouism_5ed7d27.jpg

You know, I'm the one that ended up with this woman's computer, and let me say, there's no $54 million worth in here. The hard drive is just filled to the brim with a lot of electrosexual ******* and **********! :eek: You're one sick fuck, Ms. Raelyn Campbell!

1) Virgin?: no 2) How many partners have you had?: somewhere between 30 and 40 3) Do you remember all of them?: nope...sorry 4) How many do you regret?: all but maybe 2 or 3 5) Did you like your first time?: yes 6) Do you have any Fantasies?: yes 7) If so, name them?: That one day on the...

The most important events in world history....Hmmm I don't know really. I don't get out much and don't know my histories neither. But I can say the most important event I've seen in Freeones Board history occurred on 9/25/07 when Christmas_Ape established what would become the Important Age...

I really don't care for the veins myself. I think they make her hands look very old. God she has such a young face considering she was 32 already in this pic.

I'm a pretty confident guy (have to be confident the way I post on this board) and I only remember having one crush that I never took action on. And even that was because she was always in a relationship. Also, I still have crushes now to an extent, but I don't act on them because I have my...

You know, these mammoth-mileage car stories really make me wonder. It doesn't say it in the story really, but who's to say these folks haven't gotten new transmissions or even brand new engines? Every car that I have scrapped in my life, there was always the option to fix it, but the cost really...

Well, as always I guess a lot is riding on what exactly our government defines as a "suspected terrorist". Reflecting upon Guantanamo, I can't help but be a little concerned.:rolleyes: (Whoops! I forgot: Those are not "suspected terrorists", they are "enemy combatants"! Silly me...

This is slightly different, but I keep in my porn directory a folder full of pictures that I like for one reason or another. I have no clue who any of the women are and have even tried to identify some of them on the board. Every once in awhile I come across a set that includes one of my elusive...

I think I've found the worm. And just in time! http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/2/14/f_mrSanta20Wom_dce47cb.jpg

That'll make you a lot of friends around here! :1orglaugh:rofl: And bumping an old thread just to say it! :1orglaugh:rofl:

My favorite is Gianna Michaels. I have about 800 pics of her. However I have 11,000 of Erica Campbell, 8,000 of Aria Giovanni and 5,000 of Jessica Jaymes. Those are the three I have the most of. PS-All downloaded on dial-up!:rolleyes:

My favorite porn movie is either "Use the Search Button" or "Stop Posting Topics that Have Been Done 80 Million Times". They are both porn-comedies.

Definitely Gianna Michaels for me http://galleries.adultelite.com/btb/pics/49/index.html?r=ae15613&p=ft&j=2

Well, I was looking through my porn vids and I came across one I hadn't watched in awhile: My First Sex Teacher - Mrs. Sanders I didn't know who she was at first, but was able to figure out she was Angelica Sin. So here's a few links of my MILF babe of the moment, Angelica Sin...

Hmmm.... that is something to consider. The Important Age Group is very important to me (and should be for everyone else on the board.) The joy I felt when I first joined that group was immeasurable. I count myself an ally of the ancients no matter which way I should decide. Even if I have to...

That Blade O'Gold sure made some good honey. It's a shame they moved on to the button packing business. :rolleyes:

I love Stuart! It's a shame the one that played his *** isn't on MAD TV anymore. She was as perfect for her role as he was in his.

As long as guys can keep their dicks out of there, it just might work! Great and funny first post, jinx79!

They look so funny. I love those pics.

And he leaves the ***** on his ***** just like that?! Could cause some nasty infections in any future enemies! If they survive being stabbed by his ***** that is.

She doesn't look to be in an official uniform, but I'd let her play nonetheless.

She must be getting ready for the boob inspector!

:1orglaugh That's funny! I didn't get it at first. :dunno:

This is a great site to check out for lovers of vintage and retro porn: http://retroxxxporn.com

Thank you, bodie and friday for nominating me for admission to the club. Since there is some resistance to this admission, I have decided to help my cause with some nice links to the retro porn that so many of you grew up with. I really do like this stuff. Hot, natural women, something that...

Of those choices, I would choose Ms. Pinder. Although I would take Adele Stephens or Keeley Hazell over any of those.:dunno:

Well, Shirley you'd do better than this guy. http://symbii.com/images/stories/airplaneminiotto.jpg

I have to choose Erica, but Simi is new to me and very hot!

Cool link. :thumbsup: I actually have an emulator and lots of games I downloaded awhile ago.

Oops, I didn't answer the question before. I am very comfortable with my nudity. I often walk around the house nude without the blinds or curtains drawn. The other day I answered the door in my underwear. The cold is mainly the thing that gets me to put on clothes around the house. As far as in...

This thread better keep going! I wanna join you cool guys on this thread in just over 5 years! I feel like I have a lot more in common with this age group than some of the youngsters around here. I can remember penny candy, less than $1/gallon gas, shag carpet, typewriters, the tail end of...

OK, you've got the paintings, now how are you gonna sell them? Yes, yes the black market, I know. I guess they could be sold to some unscrupulous million or billionaire. I've always felt, though, that these types of stolen property would be extremely difficult to unload, even on the black...

KFD, now how can I put this....Well, your little lady has a beautiful cock! :rolleyes: :hammer::hammer: :rolleyes:

I wonder if it will let me tailgate as close as I want to. Couple feet from the car in front of me, sensor might go off and slam on the brakes. :eek: I bet these cars will get rear-ended more than others. Of course, guys who drive Volvos tend to like being rear-ended. j/k

Was it -40 degrees Fahrenheit or Celsius!!! :1orglaugh :rofl: Sorry, just an old college science geek joke! They're the same.