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After sex, I once referred to the girl as "my fuck buddy". Even though that is the type of relationship we had, I guess she just didn't want to hear it.

I don't really care for creampies, but I don't make threads about it either, since I know there are some that do. Whatever happened to just looking at what you like? :dunno: pornstars who are not on the pill.....:rofl:

I find hitting yourself in the head with a hammer usually works.

While I deem that you wax eloquently bordering on poetic, I must posit that you apparently "overlooked" some of our Oriently named outposts. Guangdhaou City, AZ; Tientieng, KS; Chiangzhen, OK; New Shanghai, WA; Chicken Foot, NV; or Big Huangdong, CA! You may not find these on any map, but trust...

:1orglaugh Or if you don't want to go that far, just excise your Cowper's gland!

:rofl: I can't believe this subject. These systems must be a real hit in the high school parking lot!

You know guys, you'd better get at least one chick to hang out in the middle of this little circle jerk you've got going here! If you don't people might think you are ga......... Aw forget it, it's a lost cause.

I know of this sick pervert who's made out of tin who can help you, but to find him, you've gotta get sucked up by a tornado first.

Not to beat a dead *****, but I've been very impressed with what I've seen from In the VIP as well. I recognize someone here or there, (usually not by name, more just by face) but they are all definitely hot. Like squallumz said, they are made up very nice and it makes for a fine shoot.

******'s Day is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of Lent in the UK. http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/easter/*******.htm

Re: Best Smile in Porn I like Gianna's smile.

I think the students were in the right. They should be allowed to pay in whatever legal money they want. Fuck the school and the lunch ladies.

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Thank God that's what it is. I thought they were going to start taxing tits!

As long as I can tell the difference in the sack, I'll be OK.

What a great bump.

I don't like that. Poor kitty.

That's precisely the reason I stopped ******* my own turkey for thanksgiving. Those buggers hide very well.

God, I **** when people get those rims.

I wonder why the captain wears a ****-yellowish brown shirt? Must be his favorite color.

What, a horny flamer? I've seen those plenty of times before. ;)

Love these! And Becks loves them even more! I had the Connery ones downloaded already! The soundboard is a great find.

Wonder what she'd be like on a roller coaster!

Porn? I've never looked at porn! :rolleyes: I'm sticking with the J. Crew catalog.

What a great bump this was! I thought at first that McRocket had risen from the grave. I would date a woman in a wheelchair, if I felt I was compatible with her.

:eek: Those things creep me out! Definitely wouldn't be ideal for an arachnophobic ***!

I think their best shot at that is ramming the ship into Guantanamo, I guess. Or, since they said it is "amphbious", maybe it can walk on to land and become a TSA baggage checker.

It is a toss-up between Susie Straightjacket and Sara Psychosis

To each his own, just watch out for the lint!

Great stuff poggy!! I liked them all!

Eddie Murphy would be just about unstoppable if given a lightsaber!

A couple thousand miles should burn that fat right off!

They're just gonna have to use them without batteries, all I've got are AAA's and 9-volts! Sure is one hot pic though.

What is with the bare hands? Shouldn't he have some gauntlets or even gloves on? This is probably his life's accomplishment going out in public like this, and he can't even get that right.

Posing by Mirror http://www.nudeparadisehotel.com/mirour-derya

OOOh!!! I sooo want that dress. All I've got is that costume I bought for last Halloween. It's a ****' costume so it has a little plastic smock across the chest. People tell me, "The real Hannah Montana wouldn't be wearing a plastic smock with a picture of herself on it!" I just tell them to...

Since I have actually received blowjobs from all of these women, I can confidently say that Shyla Stylez is the best sucker.

Well at least you didn't commit a faux pas and say "Barbara Schitt"! Great, now I've gone and said it. Disregard that last comment!! :crash:

Ever since I've been with Becks, we operate more like a married couple. We don't go out Friday or Saturday night, more often we go out on weeknights. Plus Becks always has to work weekends so it kind of screws the schedule up. As for you, Mr. Tartanterrier, try not to go too crazy or else you...

Definitely a great invention. Funny you should mention, since I recently purchased a USB 250 GB model for myself. Only 50 bucks! It wasn't just the porn, but the music, music videos, movies. Now I've got a whole lot of extra space that I will easily be able to pass on to use with my next...

Good gracious! Someone finally neutered that precocious Van Cock chap! Maybe we'll be able to get some order restored around here!! :hammer: :hammer:

I totally agree. If I wanted to trade Becks for someone else, that would mean that I settled for her because I didn't think I could do better. Truth is, when I asked Becks to marry me, there was no settling involved. It was because she was the best of all possible worlds. She was greater than I...

I would be very upset about the explicit conversation. Becks and I have a very open relationship when it comes to things like online chatting or flirting in general. We can flirt a little with people we know as long as we tell each other that we did it. I know all of her online friends and most...

I have just discovered for myself, the British model Alexandra Sim-Wise. God, I love redheads! http://photos.mystique-magazine.com/gallery/Alexandra-Sim-Wise.html http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Alexandra_Sim-Wise/ http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=60071&highlight=alexandra

Nutley Landmarks Hoffman LaRoche Pharmaceutical Best pic I could find :( http://www.apteka.ua/archives/472/images/Nutley.jpg Demolition of ITT Microwave Tower Tower was built in the late 40s, and demolished in 1996, the year I graduated high school. Until it's demise, was the tallest building...

This pic is from Nutley, NJ where I went to school and lived until 4 years ago. Fire & Police Department http://nj-dmv-dwi.com/parts/Images/nutley.jpg Some pics from Newark, New Jersey's largest city, which is some 5 miles away. Skyline over Passaic River at Bridge Street Bridge...

Sure they're here! I got plenty of "hole" for you!

LOL :rofl: I can't even begin to identify with the thought process. How much rejection does it take to give up on real women so much, to the point that you're interested in fucking a rubber mold of a pornstar? And paying lots of money for such a mold? This is truly the end of the line.

You're very pretty Joanne. I don't see anything wrong with your nose. ;)