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Ride that thing, baby!

"Sorry I was speeding officer, my hard-on was blocking the speedometer!"

:eek: The toilet paper is hung in improper overhand fashion!!! :eek:

Love that elephant with the basketball!

Nice pics, Will E! Here's a couple more: http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/sport/180503/mates.jpg http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/sports/sp11.jpg

They look like they are ready to rob a bank!

bodie54 is a very kind and intelligent member as for Smitty, I don't know a hell of a lot about him, but I do know he has exceptional taste in women! :thumbsup:

Hi slowhand, m12 and Smitty. Just wanted to say hi and sorry to hear about your apartment m12. You certainly will be missed by me if you have to leave the board for awhile. I hope everything works out for the best. Thanks for the doughnut, slowey, I think I'll eat it on the run!

Of the choices, my favorite is Chinese food. However, most often I go to Subway because it is healthy when I get my Veggie Delight. I've got nothing against meat, I just get the Veggie because I like it and it is healthy.

Sorry about saying Europe, I didn't know exactly where you were from. I don't have too much advice here. I never was good at covering receivers. All I can say is don't be afraid to make a little contact with the receiver as you try to cover him. Just not so much contact as to be holding or...

I wish I could say I was shocked by such a callous remark from him. Unfortunately, I am not.

That's strange. I was just wondering whatever happened to Baby Jane.

Well, call me a dreamer, but maybe he went and took my advice: He may just be balls-deep in fudge as we speak! :love-smi:

Get her a restraining order against this guy: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2074775&postcount=1

Apparently you do value rep highly though as you have used the "rep the member above me" thread for the purpose of boosting your rep levels.

Kitty is mighty cute. If I started a game I would pick him as my winner!

Definitely A. That fish head is a huge turnoff. I could not get past that.

He should have gotten a big RV then he could upgrade his house and his car.

Please don't go to the ID thread! ;) Ewa Sonnet, the eye gives it away, though the huge boobs are a clue as well.

Cute cat. Looks like he needs his litterbox cleaned. Perhaps that's what he's trying to tell us. :dunno:

I guess I'll have my dog on a leash while he pees on someone's tent.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised Hillary's body actually looks worse than that.

I would let the poor chap in on it as well and get a dp going!

Boo-ya! Hot grannies!

Now if only they gave out another bag with ammunition on it!

I like the one on the left! I wish it was that easy to see all girls topless!

Reading this thread makes me extra thankful that we have trained police officers to enforce the laws and protect me and my ****** and not charge said duties to the "average citizen". I'm ready for some of these posters to start calling for anarchy! Then we will all be in danger, not just police...

I say get a bigger dick. Then the condom wont come off as easily. Actually, I say tell her YOU have hepatitis. Guaranteed she will get tested lickety split. Well, either that or she'll say, "That's alright, I have it too!"

If only money could buy class. :dunno:

Thanks for the warning, AFA! It's off to the firehouse for me! Thank God for safe haven laws! Now little Senob Jr. is the taxpayers' problem!

I once invited all my friends over for a circle jerk and ******* onto an issue of Harper's Weekly.

Nice job going way off-topic and turning your post into a Clinton-bashing tirade like most of your posts. I thought we were talking about media bias here, not member bias.

^ love the Maher quote! I find "women love assholes" to be mostly true. It seems to me that especially the less intelligent women seem to always go for the bad guys. Of course even this is not always the case as I have seen smart women go for them too. However, I also feel that many women do...

Anything other than a t-shirt proclaiming: "I may be OVER THE HILL, but at least I'm not IN THE GROUND!"

Better keep digging, maybe they'll find Hoffa.

I like this idea. I used this thread a couple of times when I first joined, so I would prefer that the cutoff would be 5 posts rather than two. :tongue: I think it is more fair to do like Becks said and just remove all rep that anyone received in the rep the member above me thread.

It is against the law in many states, including New Jersey I know for sure. In fact, in NJ we have laws that tell you how much you can charge for gas on both ends, maximum AND minimum prices. This came to a head when a local Costco was selling gas at a price that was deemed too cheap. Their...

I hope no one ever shoots at Obama, he'll make a great speech about going to run for cover but not be able to come up with any definite plan to do so.

I would say you probably have a better chance with your friend's ***.

I have man-crushes on: John C. McGinley of Scrubs and Platoon among other various movies http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7360/JohnMcGinley1_article.jpg James Clement of Survivor fame http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/tvshows/SurvivorChina/james-clement-survivor-china.jpg...

^^^ When I mentioned the word threat, I was referring in that case to a boogeyman as you call it.

A pub is a place you go to ***** *******. Similar to an after-prom party.

Walk up to a woman who is walking a dog. Tell her: "I've taken a shine to your dog's ass, does yours look anything like it?" Works every time.

I speaketh only the Language of Love. You folks can understand me so well because you all love me. :ban:

I am basically a non-practicing Catholic. I believe in some things of Catholicism. I believe the Pope (and most priests) are good men and mean well, but shouldn't be dictating people's lives. I definitely believe in "a God" and I'm pretty sure I believe in Jesus, but I'm not sure I believe he is...

It wouldn't be my preference (I would rather have no cum in there) but I would do it if the alternative was to have no sex at all. But I would not go down on her. I should hope that I never find Becks with someone else's cum ******** inside, though.

Is it just me, or does this guy sound gay? ;) jk

Friday_on_my_mi edges out Wednesday Addams and Billy Sunday

There sure are valid reasons to **** *******, such as hunting, that the ****** is wounded or dangerous, even euthanasia in cases of excessive population, but there is NO PLACE for *****. Drowning a kitten when it could be properly euthanized is *****. Years ago, we didn't have proper methods of...

Universal definitely has the right to do this, even though it reeks of a double-standard. But we also have the right to think that this is a stupid decision and possibly boycott if we want. IMO censorship in all it's forms is not cool. Except in cases where the public's health is in jeopardy...