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Just a few I could remember off the top of my head: 1. The Stand - Stephen King 2. 1984 - George Orwell 3. The Jungle - Upton Sinclair 4. Catcher in the Wry - Bob Uecker 5. The 120 Days of Sodom - Marquis De Sade

Interesting, though I still feel it depends on the wants of the individual male and female. As they mentioned in passing, foreplay is very important as well, and that time is not included in this calculation.

At the market where I shop, the produce comes from either the US or South or Central America. Apples, blueberries, strawberries, oranges and virtually all the vegetables come from within the US, though it doesn't seem like that many are extremely local since there are few farms around here. No...

It is a little harsh maybe, but I totally agree. Some **** are so stupid and would likely never contribute a lick to society anyway. In fact, they are a drag on society.

Mostly rock for me.

I'm a lot like this myself. In fact, sometimes I will watch porn that isn't particularly exciting to me, just to critique and judge the action and the women. A large part of why I like porn has nothing to do with getting off.

I love articles on octopi! They are so smart. It is not surprising to me that they have interesting social features like this. Cool!

Interesting story. It's sad how so much of our waste ends up there.

You are absolutely obsessed with this woman. :1orglaugh :rofl:

A crude wax replica of Lee Marvin's foot.

I wonder how it went?

I'm surprised they don't plan on expelling these ****. I think suspensions in this case are a little too lenient.

Yeah, I'll say that would do it!

I think myself and that kitty have a lot in common...

I guess I'm easy to read. If we got to play poker you guys would all know my hand as soon as I did! Mr. Ape, no one wants to see my flannels!!! Oh, and as you might have guessed, the long face was because two of my favorite partners in crime (you and DVC) had left me alone on the board...

Sometimes I think those pointy-nosed ones look even scarier than the broad-nosed types. :eek:

That deer must have been up there for awhile. Probably coming down from his nest.

Smart advertising! :rofl:

Well, one thing I think we all can agree on is that that video was indeed very youth-damaging!!! :nono: :1orglaugh

If my wife looked like that, I might need it too!

JFK was assassinated?! Oh my dear April Fools' heartache. At least we still have his ******* Robbie and his *** JFK Jr. to look to in these troubled times.

You think that's bad? :rofl: I once achieved masturbatory orgasm seven times during the course of a ten-hour Golden Girls marathon! (3 Rue McClanahan, 2 Bea Arthur, and one each of Betty White and Estelle Getty!) And that's saying nothing of the time I rubbed one out to a figurine of the Dalai...

I think she wants it in the pooper! :thumbsup:

Nothing says male bonding like a ******-*** double team! :thumbsup:

Well at least Hillary looks better than his wife!

The worst part is that he is "closer than he appears"!!

Yes, and I'll give you TWO reasons...

What, you guys can't do that? ;)

They all look pretty plain to me. Not a looker in the bunch.

Very funny...I think I'll go rub one out myself. :rubbel:

My cat from my high school years, Tom, would lie down on his side next to his food bowl and coax one morsel of dry food out at a time with his paw to eat. He would do this sometimes for 1/2 hour at a time. This is the only way he would eat most of the time. He was a pretty heavyset cat, so you...

Damn, how many posts does scubamike have in this thread? He must have really liked the joke!

I once spotted someone bending over and showing their sweet ass. So I whipped it out and started masturbating. Only when they stood up and turned around did I realize it was Rush Limbaugh!! Holy GOP Batman!! :batman:

What doubts? Can't you read "Official Checked Star Member" under her name?

Keep your eyes peeled, folks, for the Marcia Gay Hardon rookie card! With a piece of a game-used condom inside!

Fascinating article! Pleasantly thorough. I had never head of this type of technology before.

Definitely not my type, but still 7/10

I agree with what Prof and Will E said. Don't specifically avoid this woman. That will keep you thinking about her when you don't have to. Just if you happen to meet her just be nice and pleasant and remind yourself that you don't need or even want to be with her anymore. She has made her...

You folks may think that is funny, but to a big boob and **** fetishist, it's all in a day's work. As that is where we have our convention every year since back in '83 when the good folks at Jugshit, ND kicked us out! :rolleyes:

Re: Aimee sweet new sets? Thanks!!! Very nice stuff! :rubbel:

I don't rightly know why, but I am a fan of Insane Clown Posse: ICP - Homies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Chdw_kAdI ICP - Halls of Illusions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg186kLAG0g ICP - The Neden Game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiYXRrNiAXA ICP - Hokus Pokus...

I would say 7/10. But 10 years ago, 8.5/10.

I know what Alexis Texas looks like and she's not my type, so I'll have to go with Carmen Kinsley.

I've been told that some members confuse dick_van_cock and the esteemed DrMotorcity, but shirley they are as different as night and day!

I just wanted to say that I can totally see how someone can be homosexual. It's just a matter of who you are attracted to, you can't help it. However, I have trouble with transgender people. I really just can't identify with the reasons they have for wanting to switch sexes. I can't understand...

Nothin' like a bunch of guys going out on a boat and gettin' into a grouper! Seriously though, nice fish. Grouper is excellent eating though the ones we got at the market where I worked were usually about 10 lb apiece. Not sure if this big ol' fish will be just as good eating or if it will be...

I'd give her an 8/10. One of my borderline favorites. Probably my favorite of the MILFs.

Yeah, nothin special my ass! He reminds me of the centurion from GWAR! As for me, Bianca Beauchamp

MARCO!!!! says the cretin ;)

I once sang this to my girlfriend at the time back in college. It was very apropos to the situation she was in. She - Green Day She... She screams in silence A sullen riot penetrating through her mind Waiting for a sign To smash the silence with the brick of self-control [Chorus:] Are you...