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The Natural is my favorite.

A few towns in NJ (not that they are hilarious, but a nice list) Neptune Wall Avon-by-the-sea Cinnaminson Hohokus Wildwood Egg Harbor City Deal Little Silver Sea Girt Brick

You know, I was just masturbating to Marie Claire too. This didn't help.... Seriously, though, when that ******* brought up the porn and called her a whore, I would have said something like, "How dare you call her a whore when you were the one who fucked up her life by ****** her in her bedroom...

What a cute orange marmalade cat!

This job comes with perks!

Well done! Reminds me of some sort of pterodactyl!

I guess nothing smells as good as a dog's ass!

I'll bet he scared Regis. That wuss.

I guess we're having tongue for dinner...again!

The *** looks like "Malcolm in the Middle"!

That's the second most beautiful cock I've seen today!

That cock looks good enough to eat! After I cook it of course.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain) A beautiful cyborg does everything fan guys hoped, including jump, kick, leap, meditate nightly or pray; questions restricted solely to underwater...

It's a nice sunny day here in NJ. And somebody left me a nice rep comment. So it's a pretty good day.

In the US, 13 is seen as an unlucky number. Some older buildings don't have a floor numbered "13". But a lot of people like the number also, especially for uniform numbers in sports. I guess "666" is sometimes seen as an unlucky number since it is associated with the devil by some.

Was he using his dick or his nose? Oh, and more on topic: A close-up pic of the discoloration on Mikhail Gorbachev's head. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/gorbechovG0306_468x511.jpg

The two that come to mind for me are: Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers Dreams by the Cranberries

Sometimes I think: "Needs more clowns!"

I don't think I could be with anyone who wants me to eat their **** in order to be allowed to fuck them.

I think this is a combination. ******** growing up too fast and excessive sensitivity to sexual harassment. For the former, you can do little else but blame society, TV or even the parents. The latter, I think is irreversible and has to be taken on a case by case basis. I think with the...

This is bad news. I **** boy bands. I remember in grammar school all the girls liked them but the boys didn't.

Fuck a Hooker and Get Herpes, Mexico. It's near Tijuana.

Usually until you ejaculate. Anyways, I agree with foxycougar. Jesusclone would not be the same person because of a different environment to live in. If the clone was able to perform miracles, though, that would be interesting.

Awesome pics. I had never heard of this. Thanks AFA, for the link.

God, that must chafe horribly. "Why don't I use the hardest substance known to man to bejewel my crotch!"

Thank you slowhand for the warning. On viruses: Does anyone know if you can give a virus to your computer by ejaculating onto the screen? :yahoo:

^When you grow up you'll realize it's not that hard to make eye contact and smile at women. Other things that make men proud of themselves: Driving with one arm out the window Driving trucks Piloting boats & ships Tending to a fireplace

Of course, we all know we should never have a world president, but if I had to choose, I would say co-presidents: David Duke and Al Sharpton. Can't we all just get along! :dunno:

Re: Pornstars in Relationships Yeah, either that or people tend to date co-workers. :dunno:

I chose this because c_a_worshipper was already taken.

This reminds me of the people who started the "Don't Buy Gas on this date" type of bullshit. This will likely have the same impact, that is, none. Strikes only work when they are done for an extended amount of time. And even then they don't always work.

I think this story is sad. It's a shame that some people have to try and make a profit off of the suffering of others.

I usually just enjoy it and not think about it too much. I just enjoy watching the penetration and the woman's body and face. So I voted for "This is cool".

I like: Rock, Metal, Punk (even most of today's pop-punk derivatives), some techno/electronica I ****: American Idol crap, most pop, R&B, most of all I **** rap. I neither like nor **** (meaning I can tolerate it): Classical, Country, Ska, Dance, Reggae, some hip-hop

The book of Psalms, as read aloud by Abe Vigoda.

Mine is straight as an arrow, and just as pointy!!!

Hot babe!!! :thumbsup: :nanner:

I guess he finally gave up on the dating scene and married his blow-up doll. :dunno:

Just substitute something else for the cigarette, and she'll be fine. :)

I think I've heard that song before...

Jeez, I hope that doesn't strip the paint off the wall.

Thanks for the congrats, everyone!!! I'm glad I won for sure, but most of all, this was a really fun game to play! Congratulations to my fellow winners! :hatsoff:

Great Notch, NJ

It has to do with my love of chicken feet.

Definitely 100% agree.

female president for me, I hope

Interesting link, tunsty! I've gotta see if I can find out some more about that.

^American Gothic was a good show, I agree. Also Arrested Development, Futurama, Tales From the Crypt, Drive

Nerds, Reese's (pieces or cups), Fireballs, Nestle crunch, Jawbreakers, Jolly Ranchers, Bazooka gum, Skittles.

I have to go with "other" and vote for the "original" scream queen Fay Wray! She proved that women in distress could be oh so sexy! Also Janet Leigh in Psycho comes to mind. Jamie Lee Curtis is the ultimate in modern scream queens, though. (I just found out that Janet Leigh is Jamie Lee Curtis'...