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Alright, you got me. Becks and I are actually Siegfried and Roy.

Vanessa del Rio

an Orange Julius

This I would have to agree with. Unless you have to be totally shaven, I would recommend just trimmed. I use a electric hair clipper (same as I use on my head) and you can really get a very close shave with that if you don't use any attachments. Or as mentioned above, use an attachment and leave...

Yup, you hit it right on the head, at least for me. I have been to many places within the US and it's so easy to travel. Going abroad, I would have to worry about passports, language barriers, etc. It would be exciting to travel the world, but traveling within the country here there are really...

:1orglaugh According to FAH-Q Comic Book Guy thinks this is the "best thread ever". How do I know? It's a secret! :rofl:

Re: Sex With Aliens, ***** ********* **** Fantasy... I think it should be more realistic. I'd be glad to let the producers know how the aliens really do things. It's actually a lot more romantic. Who says an ***** can't be a gentleman too?

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p I wonder how the toilet paper hangs in that women's bathroom in the background.

I actually am a retard. Can I continue to use imageshack?

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p Didn't you read delphian's post! :hammer: We're trying to have a serious discussion here! The fate of the world is at stake. In fact, I haven't seen a thread this important since "Who made you cum today?" If...

Never left the US. Would like to someday.

I used to love the Thundercats. Still have fond memories. :thumbsup:

Nice blue eyes and a cute disposition! I'll take him!

Aww, now that just takes the cake. Looks like he's doing better than I would at least.

:bowdown: All hail Emperor Felinus XII!!! :bowdown: :bowdown:

The world depicted in the puzzle seems to be very overpopulated by *******.

:1orglaugh :rofl: I think that may be the best explanation!

HAHA! I've figured it out! The original post was a hotlink, so I checked the source and it turns out it was a misspelling! Her name is Iryna Stevens. Unfortunately for me, she's not always a redhead, but it's all good. Here is her website for starters: http://irynamodel.webeden.co.uk/ Profile...

You guys aren't the only two either, I tried to find more of her earlier as well. Not a single pic could I find. We've got to find some more of this woman. She's now a perfect 15-0!

I think perhaps you should keister some of the nuggets, for health concerns. Check if the contest rules specify how you must intake the nuggets. How is this contest run anyway? Is someone going to be there the whole time for 24 hours to make sure you eat these things?

Nice to see Mr. Francis has had a change of heart and has decided to go after legal women this time. But I already **** that bastard, so I hope anything he does falls flat.

I don't see the big deal either to tell you the truth. But this makes all the difference, was the penis flaccid or erect and pointing at the Taj?

I guess it depends on the money and what exactly he'd want me to do. Originally, I was thinking though if he had a hot girlfriend on the cam with him.

I usually side with the cops, but this is ridiculous. The police's *** supplies must be low and they're trying to replenish their stocks.

I am very glad to hear that, jobrien! Tell him thanks from me for serving his country, my friend!

One thing I don't think I've ever had is a one-word post.

Muriel Hemingway

Thanks for playing! You have won an all-expenses paid trip to Hamtramck, Michigan. And to help you tour the sights, please accept this fine motorcar: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mmckinst/fox/craig1.jpg

Me, I get hard when people bump old threads!!! :rubbel: :rubbel: This made my night!

Sounds good to me!! So Freeones will sponsor my next Saturday evening? Good, I'm tired of buying my own can of beans and yard-sale porn!

<---I'm 29. Right in the heart of the important age group.

I'd be a lot better at texting with that apparatus....assuming it also works as a phone.

Wow! That is the most fruit in one place I've seen since my trip to San Francisco!

Ironically, that would prevent you from bending her over the front of the car and having your way with her!

:1orglaugh I guess that's included in the "bare necessities" nowadays!

I wonder if he can eat them all before they get over ripe! Eh, he probably won't mind even if they did!

That's a much better view than when I look down...

This is because Freeones doesn't want to associate itself with that site because it contains pirated paysite material. Bypassing the automatic "wtf" you will not find yourself in good graces with those who run this site. The "wtf" block-out is there for a reason.

Just think how many people would view his webcam if he could only get someone to join him in bed...

Definitely very hot! A new favorite for me, as a matter of fact. :nanner:

Cool! Kenny's *** is really hot!

I wonder if he can actually use the straw to ***** or if he is just playing with it.

Oh ok, awesome. I was thinking spider and not crab!

That's hot! Aimee Sweet as Lara Croft:

Holy fuck! That can't be real, right?

I think a roll in the foliage with her just might be worth the nasty rash...

They could have been more creative. That is not even possible because it's way too long. Maybe COPKILL?

The cat will be OK. He has on his "sweater of protection"!

I guess that must be Max Headroom after he died?

Do they charge by the lick or by the chick?