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I hope people don't make funny pictures with my body when I die. But they almost certainly will.

Bad me! Bad me! Spank me because I'm white American citizen!!!! That's it, hit me hard enough to make everyone equal! Feed an ******* immigrant with my carcass!!!

She's right. Everything every white person does is about keeping the black man down. Pull my string again ******** heart liberals and watch me apologize for slavery.

spoken like a true teenager

I chose Redheads: Natural Dark Red or Colored Brunette

What, do you want to get ****** or something?

Wow. I never thought the board would become too liberal for me. I'm not the best debater, so I think I will just leave, at least for now. For the record, I don't believe in open borders. Nor, I believe do the leaderships most of the countries in this world. Senob::cry:

Very interesting. Found within the growth rings was the message, "**** me already!!!".

If I had the money to purchase this skeleton, I would mount it's head on a tricycle and give it to my first born ***. He would be the only one on the block with a "Triceracycle"!

Maybe they have the same thing with a hole to stick your finger in instead of a switch? I don't know if I'd stick my finger into a hole in something electrical though.

Maybe he's gay?

For the person who has everything: Now you've also got a big MESS!!!

Gisele: "Don't worry, Tom. It happens to every guy sometimes." lol

They've found love. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Yikes! I wonder what it turns birds into?

Looks like that rooster has found a rival! Get ready for a cockfight! Hot chick that one is! Thanks! :thumbsup:

Much ado about nothing. Never was big on elevating Hollywood stars and cultural icons above the rest. Oooh a grainy sex tape without sound...

Kim Kardashian...best face...best body

It's interesting that Arpaio's tactics seem to be praised by the feds and vilified by the mayor. I personally like the idea of checking immigration status at traffic stops. I wish they had that around here. I've got nothing to hide.

Very interesting. That mammoth is the cutest thing I've ever seen that is thousands of years old.

At least GWB isn't averse to a little foreplay.

"Smoking Aids" ? Sounds like a new extreme hobby. Dangerous enough that you'd better stop. In fact it seems there are random signs everywhere imploring you to stop. lol

What, no GWAR? Shenanigans!!! Seriously, though, GWAR puts on one hell of a stage show. Marilyn Manson in the early years was a good stage-show band. A lot of the bands listed are great live, but there's no show. For me there has to be a show or else why did I bother coming. That's just me...

You knew I would check this out! Nice to see the puppies getting some air. Not to mention that this is the second time this century that a Merkle resulted in a boner: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Merkle

Luckily I never have to find out. ;)

That's what I was thinking. To spare some innocent toilet paper, I shall go without it for the next fortnight!

I suppose that makes it environmentally friendly?

^OK now that is weird. Really I don't think a Harry Potter fetish is weird. You're probably reading while you're horny and sex is on your mind a lot. When you read a good book, you start to feel like you know the characters. And picturing sexy people you know in sexual situations I would feel...

Re: Who made you cum today? I don't know her name, but she lives 5 houses down and keeps her windows wide open whilst undressing!

You know, if there was more of a demand for this, people wouldn't look upon ******* immigration as such a problem.

My latest is the British babe Leah Jaye! All I can find is hardcore though, wish I had some glamour and posing sets: http://www.freemeatwhores.com/g/Meat-Members/IA2BwS2Ge1z_/index.php http://stealpornstars.com/jizzbomb/leah_jaye/pornstar-index6.htm...

Wait! Where's the red pill and what does it do? I shouldn't ask, just be happy I can still find the end of the rabbit hole.

1. I would have expected as much from the rest, but Elmo too!!!??? 2. Love that one! That's one beautiful bird! 3. Once again, can I say ELMO TOO???!!!

Yeah, that's pretty much how it happens in some cases...

What a good read. I always wondered about attorney-client priveledge. On one hand, it is just about the very backbone of our legal system, on the other hand, it results in something like this. But I believe from the article, it was Mr. Logan himself who said something like, "Isn't the...

Not much. The only think I can think of is pulling out of a woman's ass and having **** on my dick. It only happened once though, and I think I handled it well.

Wow! That was a great read! Kinda makes me think we're all doomed, though....

That makes me sick. I'm sick of seeing our government and our fellow citizens pass up worthy causes within our country to wet-nurse to the rest of the world. Not the least of which is: American Idol Gives Back HA!!!! They sure must have a lot of loyal viewers in Africa. Why not give back to the...

Just watched this clip today, finally. That woman is a ********. She should be ashamed of herself. And I know what you're saying, Dave. She just refuses to see how wrong she is and that pisses me off just watching it.

Hot pics, mini-D!!! And you look very nice, Mistyck!

Well, for me Eastern European, Polish, German, Russian, Czech, Slavic are the ones that do it. Just the way they speak, there's something about it. They often have those deep throaty voices that I love. I love when they speak their native languages too for me to hear.

I think about 20 is my most. When downloading galleries where you have to open up each individual pic on it's own page instead of using a download manager.

I've known a lot of women who like deep, sensual voices in men. Myself, I do not have that type of voice, really. I kind of wish I did. :dunno: As far as women, sometimes I like for them to have deep voices, especially with a foreign accent. But really any voice as long as it is not too...

Maybe he's going to be an axe ******** when he grows up!

I hear she gladly takes it in the ass though. So at least you've got that.

Ah, there's a lightweight in every crowd!

Yikes! :eek: That's just not a good idea for a fashion statement.

Perhaps he should be walking, to get some exercise.

Unfortunately, my friend, not the same girl. At least from what I looked at.

About 4 days.