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While a democratic liberal jew bastard.. I feel it necessary to point out that everything in life is just the other side.. OF THE SAME COIN. While many of us helped put Obama in office, that doesnt scrape off the fact he's a politician. Nor that he's getting paid extremely well. I worked to get...

::goes over to my mini-library and dusts off a copy of the Republican Handbook:: Lessee.. page 1. Open mouth very wide. Say something the conservatives will agree with. Keeping mouth open, put your own foot in it. Repeat. Well. That sounds about right. Okay, now.. Page 2: In case foot will...

The last good thing on MTV = Jackass/The Wild Boyz The last decent cartoons on MTV = Daria, The Head, Beavis & Butthead, The Maxx Last time music was shown on MTV = It was crap. It was censored. It was irrelevant to the very people who MADE MTV what it was. In the 80s there was a slogan 'I WANT...

Which means you live here too, ya crazy nutbag! .. sup? Where you live at, boyo?

Well no doubt it's that awesome.. but I like my balls. Well no I actually dont. Needy fuckers that keep refilling and demand my attention. BUT! Without them the estrogen would start feminizing me and I'd get all round and soft. hmm.. then again.. ::thinks about staring at a new pair of tits in...

Seen it. Watched it again. Sad, not funny. Now if Johnny Knoxville or Spike Jonze was driving the car in full old guy makeup.. funny. But watching a dumbass do something unintentionally is just sorta.. I dunno. She could've actually ****** someone. Pardon my lingering respect for life.. even if...

Not very funny. But Crab Nicholson = major 0wnij. Text adventure, eh? Good cover art for a textie.

Indiana. The state I live in. Welcome to my nightmare.. where the dogs and ******** get more sex than I do. ::walks away from this topic grumbling HARD:: What the fucking hell am I doing in this back ass ackwards state? Then again.. ::recalls some of the whacked **** I've done when bored in...

Spoony old bard.

"To deny oneself' a useful tool simply because it reminds you of some irrational fear of the unknown is crippling yourself." ~ Me. But I think it's such a useful statement I put it between quoties.

Congratulations on your 500 posts. Have a *****.. here's to 500 more!

This is truth. MAD should only include nukes. Thousands upon thousands of soldiers, a fuckload of jets, hueys and the rest? We could destroy the world so many times over.. eh, it never seems to end. Just when is the country 'safe enough'? Funny, then.. that they could put up hundreds of...

Ehh.. no thanks. But someone send me a profile message if any actual tits show up in this topic.

Shows that raise the bar are doomed to fail simply because they cant consistently hit their own high mark. The expectations are too high. Hell, after 20 something years people just want it to GTFO, anyway. That's an extra hour we could be watching Futurama or ****** Guy. Simpsons still gives me...

Back to reality. ***** not cold enough yet but I start in, anyway. While staring.. stirring.. I notice **** stains on the floor and carpet. Not depressing, but not happy. Where does time go? Eh.. deep thought this early makes me want to *****. Good thing I already am. First gulp always the same...

::decides to journal the waking via FO's:: I **** multiple times, checking the clock and stretching. Stressful things.. waking up and not knowing if you're late, if you ***** too long and missed daylight. Got up at 9. Perhaps. Memory shot. Wander to next room to see if any messages. None...

Economy still has me worried, even though I'm fighting (with dirty tactics, oftentimes) for more hours at work. I'm not getting as much as I want but I'm paying my bills with plenty to spare. Still, it's not the same as when I got 40 hours a week with optional 2-6 overtime during holiday...

Ashlee Granger, born to muggle parents and wizard of the dance. My, how my lusty thoughts drive me to such interesting fantasies. Good to see I'm not the only Potter Pervert in the world. LOL

That's hot. See me next time you're in the 'states. I'll appreciate you and your tattoos. I have a satisfaction guanteed promise!

Truth: While we tear the iPod apart with fact and common sense, dumbass, common fucking idiots will still buy it. Further truth: Being intelligent equals pain. The answer: Being one of the chosen few.. we cant ignore the idiots, we analyze.. we see the patterns.. we question why they buy and...

Chef? Senob? You dare disrespect the gay jedi?! ::does some queer jedi **** and then continues ********:: I feel lazy tonight. No big post-retorts for you! In soviet russia... fuck it. In soviet russia I'm ******** *****. Not ***. But back here in American USA.. *** and **** gets the job done...

You're speaking friggin' latin to the fucktards. They want ease of use and brandname recognition.. until.. OH ****.. none of my files work! WHATEVER DO I DO?!? Ask the geek. The geek said I fucked up buying a popular brand? What? Think for myself and buy an actual brand? Pffft. Nerdy socialists...

Apple. Only in America would caitering to the DUMBASS be a viable business option. They win because.. America loses. Fuck you appletards, fuck the windowscumbags... screw the linuxcommies... choose for reliability and the ability to change the OS to your needs. Never because you dont know how to...

Ya know normally I'd actually provide the way, but for fuck's sake..toss that piece of **** product and buy a PSP3. Wider screen, better battery life and as much drive space as your money allows. an iPod means smaller dick size, so stop being a smallcock and upgrade to a real device that doesnt...

double standard on everyone else. So you get paid leave for having a ***? Well I've got an outbreak from fucking someone back in 2005. You get it for fucking someone 9 months ago. Where's my paid medical leave? Do I get insurance from getting whined-at because I cant lift this that day, cant...

The undercurrent of anger is because he... like myself.. have some sort of respect for women while they never respect us. I dunno about chef.. but respect has NEVER gotten me laid. Respect didnt keep my ex from running off with an asshole who beat her. So while I respect chef, get along with him...

For those of us who dont have a membership at NewbieNudes.. just what the hell are you linking to? (P.S. Yeah it's required. Register to view it or stare at jack ****)

Had all three in there. The cock.. sorta fun. The dildo.. needed lube. The vibrator.. helped me cum. In these later years (later 20s) I've found my ass getting more sensitive while my dick has just hit a plateau with sensitivity. As I've said before.. chicks **** me so I might as well go gay...

My thanks. I get compliments on my writing, my comedy.. but rarely in detailed appreciation. ::bows respectfully::

May your ******* of civics be well. Sup ck8?

I know the feeling. This fecking PS3 I use to post these days tends to freeze up when using the 'net. If I had a euro for every post I've lost..

Mmm.. Barbarella gets my dick hard, tho. Sort of a shame when the poll isnt multi-choice. So she whined about a war... but she also showed her tits and there were millions of whiners on U.S. soil that didnt approve of 'Nam. Why single out a *****? Tell ya what.. you guys wanna try her out for...

Re: American Legion Strongly Opposed to President's Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for In all these systems.. they arent working. We're paying too much for medical care. Noone should get a break. Basically apply some of the stigmatized socialism practices to insurance. Everyone is equal...

Yeah. and the doctor I dont have .. he prescribed me a medical fleshlight for medical use on my MEDICAL DICK! Ya medical liar.

BEWBIES! TITS! Fucking huge bags of fat that make my dick hard! DAMN THEM I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM!

::facepalm:: A sad day when I agree with LoveJoy.

Well for the purposes of hiscuntical accuricunt I didnt actually cunt on the cunt, I viewed some cunt, cunted the window and cunted on. I mean.. cunting on somecunt is like telling that cunt that you're alive and cunty. Soo.. if I were to cunt on some cunt with ***** or cunterage cunt.. does...

Dude I totally laughed my ass off at your ******* Leroy Jenkins when he pulled that **** on World of Warcraft. Nice going. But seriously, sup Tom?

sup sup sup renegade?

sup Deeeze?

Sup marc, how goes the posting? Dont be a stranger on freeones. Be social, express your opinion more!

::makes a face like my avatar and walks over to yer profile:: HEY! ELBIPP! Where the fucking fuck are you? You used to post more than gawd herself, now you're gone. What gives, you getting laid? Not showing us the pics? Fucking right you are. Hand over the SD card. Just shut it and hand over...

Sup eleven? Long time no chat. Ya need to post more on these boards, foo! ;)

Excellent cunting, my friend. But you didnt cunt my cuntion! I cunt you a simple cunting cuntion and you have to cunt all cuntiological on me. I never cunt a good cunting but I ask you what cunt it is and you tell me how cunts are made! WHEW! So I was cunting around on the net the other cunt...

SUUP will?! Log it in the record books. First to befriend you. Now keep posting at this board, dammit! ;) Guah hah!

**** weed. It just makes me more forgetful, slower and the fridge ends up fucking empty. That makes it expensive in my book. I like.. enhancement *****. Call me Barry Bonds if you want. :P **** and adderall are my faves. Down or snort some of those and you're truly alive for a few hours.. or a...

As soon as I got used to it, they switched back. Bah. I'm getting old. Sooo.. you still got that dollar hustler thing going? I was thinking of trying it out and seeing if they had any high-def porn. Doubtful they'd gimme access to it during a preview.. but whatever. I ****...

Oy, you're a downright nasty cunt, arencha? Cunting up my profile with your cunty nonsense. I laughed at the lil cuntiness but yer gettin' cunt all over me cuntin' walls, onto the floorboards.. you know how many cunts I'll have to spend cunting up all that cunt? Seriously, cunt is sticky and...

Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers Lovely filthing, Fartimus! Dear gawd just look at picture 5.. she's just itching (literally, even) for a chance to show off her perfect velba-slit to a willing, wanking public. Show it, babe. Brag your cute slit to us all! Make us spill more seed...

Sooo.. cunt and me were going to cunt off to the cuntgame and watch those righteous cunts cunt a cunt around until our cunt wins. I normally wouldnt agree to that kind of cunting but my friend cuntie said she'd cunt our drinks for free. I cunted at the opportunicunt and downed those cunts faster...