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#FirstWorldProblems I cant find my porn fast enough! Granted, this is a relevant problem.. lol But, eh.. I'm laughing at the issues. :)

*just glares at this* r u fkn srs

Danny DeVito.

Covid jokes: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BE LIKE DARTH VADER ~Doesnt visit his ****** ~Wears a mask ~Follows orders ~Practiced social distancing before it was cool ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I just realized we're actually on on vacation in vegas. No, really.. check this out: We ****** every time we...

*sigh* I'll just let her instagram comments speak for themselves, then. Picture quality and lack of right click goodness on instagram is garbage. (Still better than kik)

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Mood: James Blake

Mod Emma: Harry! Harry! Harry, answer your PM! Mod Emma: Uncle Adam, I need you to sign this form. What is it? Nothing. School stuff. I will later, if you behave. I wont if you wont. *sexytime.mp3* Emma watson has the corona...

I am much concern for magic skill marccus, are you the safe in the corona extra19? I find my thoughts erection during lesbain vdeos and also yur post is sidtracting but i thouht I shoudl ask about you marcuss

Mongo, you are just pawn. In game of life. Mmmm. But on topic: Sometimes you gotta let the other side get what they want. People dont realize how much they need a socialist ideal until the overwhelming greed from the previous system breaks. But it breaks because they elected a guy who is famous...

Bill Withers just kicked it. :( https://nypost.com/2020/04/03/bill-withers-singer-of-lean-on-me-dies-at-81/ There will be less sunshine, now that you are gone, Bill. Rest peacefully.

Max von Sydow, 90 y.o. https://ew.com/movies/max-von-sydow-dies-exorcist-seventh-seal-game-of-thrones/ Adam Schlesinger, 52 y.o "30 mandator songs you've already heard" https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/02/arts/music/adam-schlesinger-songs.html Alan Merrill, 69 who co-wrote the Joan Jett...

https://www.tricitynews.com/news/coquitlam-teen-actor-logan-williams-young-flash-in-the-tv-series-dies-suddenly-1.24112183 16 years old, Young Flash on the TV show Rest in Peace, speedster.

Ehh, let the buyer beware. You could always go into your local bank, after the fact and get the rep to reverse the charges. Ya know, if they dont. But more to the point: Do you really wanna get a guy to reverse fap money, in case they dont refund? There are more trustworthy sites out there that...

At my local joint, and I'm super happy about this.. the normally mega expensive stuff is now sold 'at-price'. So the loaf of raisin 12 grain that was 8$ 2 months ago is now 2.25. I love sweet bread. The peach, the hawaiian, the raisin.. AND YOU MADE IT A 12 GRAIN?! Hell yeah. ITs always in, and...

Dear Adam, \

I can think of four. And so I **** in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on? I was reasonably fond of Anna Malle. R.I.P.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyUBnd6I5Dg "The Last of Us 2 delayed INDEFINITELY"

How many Zargs do you have?

Indeed. I'm hoping more people begin to see, through this event, that things can be changed. They already are, after all. But its not impossible to have a living wage, to change how we go about our work, how we should futureproof the world against these things. I keep hearing the avoidance...

Started watching it directly after G'morning 'nam. Got 45 minutes in.. and its good, I like it, but I've got a game craving. So I'm leaving the hour and a half for another time. (I still need to take a real ***)

me, you toads! As written.

Gmail: 4 new promotions from GameStop "FREE SHIPPING!" Shipping and handling doesnt make up for the total lack of expendable income, bruh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I'm spending all this time inside.. I dont think I'll ever, EVER want to netflix and chill, ever again."Yeah...

My ship isnt sinking, yet. But when it does, I'll pretend it is not. I'll tell my future covid.. I'm over you. Cuz I'm the Tor of wishful think-king. A quarter would be better, a dollar would be great. Thank you for your time.

Minimum wage 7.50 40 hour s per week 30 day month 7.5$ x 40hrx = 300 4 weeks per month , 300 a week = 1200

I find myself inbetween the two. Trendy leather jacket, soft cottony everything else. and the blue cloth facemask. Average hobo on the street: Why u wearin that, man? Me: I'm not a ******** man, sir. Plus it helps keep people away. I'm not the most social creature. Hobo: You got any change? Me...

I meant to pick one up, but I never got around to it. Wait, correction.. I totally went to the webpage and tried to order one but the transaction failed twice, so I took that as a message it wasnt my time to get all 3.14'ed up. https://www.raspberrypi.org/products/raspberry-pi-4-desktop-kit/ I...

Glory be!

Picked up exvius:War of the visions Still havent installed the whole 600 megs, made it thru some of the starting missions. More to develop as the story comes

So.. here is what I do, because my ass itching is serious stuff. I take a good 3-4 showers a day. Nothing special, just 5 minutes and hitting the major areas for sure, and everywhere else kinda-sorta. then.. and this is important, you gotta choose your scratching utensil VERY carefully. I find...

*sigh* Yeah, I suppose so. I click the freeones bookmark way too often. lol But I get off on various tangents about things that only make sense to me! ... until I reread the OP and my post and realize I'm way off base and losing touch with sanity! But while I'm still reasonably sane, I suppose...

Speaking of grudge.. did anyone else think 'fearboner' about that thing that crawled down the stairs doing the clicking noise in 'The Grudge'? Just me? Gotcha.

So you're saying that if Jennifer Aniston ****** Charlie day in horrible bosses was a republican with lesbian... Tendencies... But anger.. and i dunno about the rest but I've **** fucked a republican and it was great. Not trailer park pissy great, but yeah I dunno where i was going with that...

The Christians approve. In one of those porn is bad type ways

#Conspiracies #AllDayLong #FreeTheNippleAdam #ITotallyMeantLisa

And yet we have never seen your face.. *x files theme.mp4* ARE YOU EVEN AN ADAM?! What if youre a Jennifer.. or maybe a pornstar with so much free time that you moderate a porn board! HAH! I see your thinly veiled eggplant of lies!

Hmm.. I'm drawing a blank. One sec. *goes to yify to browse movie titles* HAH! My Little Pony, Equestria girls.. ah.. I love the internet. Cuz someone, somewhere.. would really choose that as fap goodness. Bless their hooves. Anyway, onward to an appropriate title...*click click, clickity...

"Again" as heard in your mind by a tired, frustrated, passive aggressive Bill Murray. *Laughter ensues*

DO TELL! Who are these people..

ASS. Danny DeCulo, por favor. and.. they make that mask, and.. um, so yeah. Its like Snooki's body and Danny's head. Which, while disturbing.. is actually perfect. Size wise, ethnically.. maybe morally questionable, but whatevs.

Compels him to do what, inparticular, tho? x, you feel compelled? I mean besides the usual urges.

Fine. *opens my mouth* Open invitation to any staff.. member..

MMPH yuhhhh boyeee

DICK? BUTT? FACE?! CMON DONT KEEP ME HANGIN', HERE! Also, asking for a friend.. gonna need a pic of Adam along with any answer to that question.

Good lord look at that sweet fuckin' *** HAM Finally a new set of tits on this board, amirite?

*opens the rock* Is the annual running of the mods? Start the exciting music, I wanna see people get gored by rampaging mods.. mm, yeah.

"Why even bother?"

'Kay. *tumbles back onto my resting surface, resumes playing video games.. as a ..civic duty? How very generation X* I read a funny. This is the closest any gen X will get to retirement. Alrighty, *moves the rock back over my* Thanks for the non update, petmom! :)

Its more of an irritable bowel thing. It just acts up whenever it feels like it. Which would be fine except.. *chuckles* See, there is this toilet paper shortage. The news told me, so its true. Actually the stores are still pretty sold out and drivers arent driving like they used to, but yeah. I...