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  1. senob44

    Help!!! My Life In Porn Is Meaningless And I Am In Prison!

    Hey Vicky! I think it is ridiculous that you got this e-mail sent to you. The sender rudely assumes he knows more about your life and what you want than you do yourself. The righteous-spewing "moral majority" is something porn lovers and porn workers alike sometimes have to deal with. But they...
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    Nice page, Roald! This profile seems to be where it's at!

    Nice page, Roald! This profile seems to be where it's at!
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    The office slut

    Well that's a lot better than that damn paper clip that's usually there.
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    Optical Illusions FreeOnes Style

    What a beautiful scene! Too bad she's not there! :shy:
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    Do you see the Jetski

    Nice tits for such a thin frame. But I am concerned that the jetski might float away with no rider on it!
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    Turn the lights off

    He should get some applause for getting an erection with that hag in the room!
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    New windshield wipes

    I guess she's a squirter too for when you need some washer fluid!
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    Post Of The Week

    That post gets my vote!
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    24/7 a moderator at FreeOnes?

    I just hope none of the mods leave any "upper-deckers"!
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    Stop showing off.

    I've tried that before. And the women always wonder why someone my age would need a walking stick. Then they find out...
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    Funny Classifieds

    Very good, tunsty! I may have an interest in the dentures and the skull.
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    Thanks for adding me my friend! You're one of the best posters around!

    Thanks for adding me my friend! You're one of the best posters around!
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    The Best Tomb Raider

    OK, she can be the Tomb Raider and I'll be the Womb Raider. Works out fine.
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    Cyber Sex can be really Hot

    I think it's safe to say that woman is starved for attention.
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    Silly English Language

    Funny stuff, BBB and hothannah! :rofl:
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    Kum and Go

    I wouldn't buy anything with "mayonnaise" from that store.
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    Santa loves Women

    And that is why thousands of deserving ******** didn't get their presents last year. Santa just had to stop for a quickie.
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    Are you afraid of ghosts

    I think fucking that ghost would be a lot like humping a meringue pie: no substance to it.
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    I bet they were not prepared for this

    I think that teddy bear has more to do with what went down here than he's letting on...
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    Lets roll

    ^ :rofl: I guess we now know where he gets his ideas on foreign policy...
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    Circumcised VS uncircumcised

    I would think an uncircumcised dick would be harder to keep clean, since there is more places for moisture and sweat to become trapped. But seriously, anyone who has any sort of rudimentary cleaning regimen will be fine. It's not so much the uncircumsized fellas that you have to watch out for as...
  22. senob44

    what's your preferred Apocalypse?

    I think the best way would be for everyone to infect each other with HIV and the last 100 people to still be alive get a free frogurt.
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    Shaved, trimmed, or hairy? Fav Pussy Look

    I prefer totally shaved, but will gladly accept trimmed as well.
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    In 2050 your lover may be a robot

    Be careful, my friend, you may just get a computer virus instead!
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    Tim Russert dies

    Always respected Russert. When I heard about his death a few days ago, it made me think of how many political reporters there really were out there who were as "middle of the road" as Russert. Whatever his personal views, he was equally tough on everybody regardless of affiliation. I tend to be...
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    eye-candy?

    I would say that looks are pretty important to me. Probably about a 7. I could never be with a girl I wasn't physically attracted to. What would be the point? It would just be fooling everyone thinking that would work.
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    Bloodsports

    Same here. I don't eat ****** meat.
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    What would Lucy Pinder Say...

    She'd say, "I hope this new career move works out! :fingers crossed:".
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    favorite Tim Burton movie?

    I enjoy just about all of Burton's movies, but my favorite by far is Edward Scissorhands. I just love the surrealist quality the whole movie has. A common theme for Burton is his own signature blend of fantasy and real life. I feel he accomplishes this better than anyone today and possibly...
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    everydoby needs an enemy, right?

    :iloveyou: I love you sagomakolyma! You make me smile. :D If anyone picks on you, I'll get 'em for ya! ;)
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    sexy cowgirl

    Always nice to see Susana! One young lady I would love to have "ride my open range"!
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    Funny Billboards

    Funny stuff, Masha and maildude! :thumbsup:
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    Hi from Chica

    Hi Chica! Just thought I would stop back in the thread here and say hi! I loved the nurse pics. Very very sexy! Hope you and your husband are doing well! :wave:
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    Who looks better in drag?

    I voted for myself, as I think I cut quite the figure when I am in drag. Everyone who voted for me will be getting autographed pictures of me as Marcia Gay Hardon!
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    anyone else shocked by the news of Haley Paige?

    I agree. It wasn't shocking at all, based on the path she was following. Doing the wrong things with the wrong people. Many parts of the porn industry aren't all **** and roses. I believe she shares some responsibility for getting into the things that led to her death. But it is still sad and a...
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    Favourite SBTNW Thread?

    You know I **** to say it, but I was actually interested in the Tim Burton thread, but I think it has been removed. I was about to post on it, then an error came up and it disappeared. Burton is my second favorite director behind Kubrick.
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    Favourite SBTNW Thread?

    I actually didn't mind the Kubrick thread, but to tell you the truth, the worst threads he's started are all the damn "Rate this Babe" threads. Although I suppose the prevalence of those was last week's topic. I don't mind so much the topics of the threads as much as the board just gets flooded...
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    Who likes ZZ TOP

    You're just a troll sagomakolyma. Half of your posts have been just to criticize others' taste in music. By the way, like how your previous posts in this thread got deleted. :D That's a funny story. I wonder why he doesn't like the English? I suppose he must have had some "experiences". Do...
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    PERFECT PORNSTAR

    Hmmm... submitted for your approval, I give you the real dork: Not to mention you have a childish username, a **** cartman avatar and rarely post more than just a couple words. Keep up the good work! :thumbsup:
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    What's fluffing?

    Great bump just to answer a question that had already been answered two years ago. Not to mention the member that asked the original question has since been ******. Great job, obelisk!
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    Question about type of porn scene

    I believe it's known as a *****-trader's Gambit.
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    Scientists ID Brain Pathway That Stops Seizures

    ^That coming from someone who posts like they're having a seizure! :thumbsup:
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    J.o.b.

    :rofl2: That's the best thing I've heard all day. I thought maybe you were going to say you write novels.
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    favorite neo-punk band?

    My favorite of these bands is Green Day. I think Offspring doesn't belong on this list at all, just because I think they are more rock than punk. I also think it's kind of tough to put blink-182, Sum 41 and Green Day on the same list as NOFX, Pennywise, Rancid and Bad Religion. blink, Sum and...
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    favorite Steven Spielberg movie?

    Yep, "Duel" was his first, and it was a 1970 Plymouth Valiant, similar to a Dodge Dart. "Duel" is not only my favorite Spielberg, but one of my top 5 movies ever. You're right about not making the mistake of showing the driver. This screenshot I had found was the only one I've seen where you...
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    The Poll on Polls

    Who the fuck cares! If you add up the percentages for "I **** polls", "I'm fed up with polls", "Ban all polls", and "Stop with all the polls" you get 63.83%! :rofl: 63.83 is bigger than 44.68 last time I checked. Obviously some people voted for both sides. But it seems to me that the majority...
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    Huge Complete Sets

    Did anyone take the time to report this thread to a mod? Jeez! Do something to help the board. The mods can't be everywhere at all times, so they sometimes can use a heads up to help them out. My apologies to anyone who did report this thread.
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    Fast fall of Mediterranean sharks

    Interesting and sad. The number of sharks seems to be dwindling in many areas of the world. Especially the Far East where they harvest them for their fins and throw them back in the water to die.
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    Republicans block extra taxes on oil companies

    I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's got it right.
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    Which hollywood babe you love to have sex with ?

    You've posted dozens of times today and every post has about ten exclamation points after it. I was just curious what you were so excited about?
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