It's hard for my lil' brain to process "preferred" with "apocalypse" but I'd have to go with something super-religious, just for the surprise (to me) factor. But it'd be really cool if it turned out that all organized religions were way off in major and undeniable ways. Heaven is "down below" and a team of 7 goddesses rule there, while Hell is hidden in a huge thundercloud, with Satan being personified by someone few would truly suspect. Tim Russert (!!!), Laura Bush, or Britney Spears... I don't know.