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    What are you listening to right now?

    The Grudge by Tool
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    Jill Kelly's teeth

    oh that's nothing, this is obviously still relevant!
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    Valedictorian speaks out against schooling

    sounds like a good valedictorian speech to me :dunno:
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    Party like a Pornstar!

    yeah, about that...
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    Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez at UFC 121

    agreed, can't say i'm really a fan and i'd like to see cain win, but lesnar is still ridiculous...
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    Road Drip!

    fixed, i'm sure there was some 'missteps'
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    A song about 2 girls 1 cup.

    i know, i watched it...it was a good un
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    Which of our favorites is this?

    could you put in a good word for me?
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    What... the... fuck...?(a.k.a. I just lost all hope for the internet and mankind)

    oh you're probably safe...unless you're a small, cute, furry ****** that is...then it's on :violent:
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    Hungry?

    actually i wasn't hungry until i clicked that link...:dunno:
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    Umm ... Did Mr. Garrison Design This?

    can't be Mr. Garrison, there are females involved and Mr. Slave isn't a part of it...
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    bestest cup EVAR!

    no, that would make too much sense and no, that's just unacceptable...so what other options are there? that's right, that cup is all that's left ;)
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    Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!

    hey, i see your strategy now...
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    We'll Be There Between 1 and 5

    hahaha, some people...either they have a great sense of humor or they are VERY, um...ignorant
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    A song about 2 girls 1 cup.

    i never seen it either but i've heard about it enough to know more than i'd ever want to know about it
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    Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!

    i'm right there with ya
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    Photographing Dreams

    but its not funny...
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    Worth The Drive To The Country

    who cares? they're fresh!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    addicted to chaos by megadeth
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    I have some good and bad news....

    sorry to hear that alisa...glad you're still here though! hugs
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    Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez at UFC 121

    brock lesnar is a fucking *****...
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    'Gunman' Shot 21 Times By NY Cops And Lives

    saw a .500 S&W ******** with a four inch barrel up close the other day...just sayin :D
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    I did something stupid, again!

    wow are you serious? what a moron
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    A more effective way of saying "No!"

    that man deserves an oscar for that performance :bowdown:
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    Van Halen, you can retire now!

    pshhh...sloppy ass tapping, unimpressed...nah actually that was pretty damn cool, **** got some skills, hope he sticks with it and has some creativity as well
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    Ballisiest resignation I've seen in a while.

    that was amusing, wasn't actually real though otherwise it would've been awesome...
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    How often do you masturbate?

    i'm down :rubbel:
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    Is Rap Music THIS Profitable?

    funny how quick people are to criticize him over it...yet if they had that much excess money you know they wouldn't just be sitting on it twiddling their thumbs just getting by...:2 cents:
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    Party like a Pornstar!

    ^you think you have it bad? you're not stuck in fucking alaska...just sayin'
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    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    ah well, just smile and chuckle i suppose...can't exactly do anything about it, might as well have a laugh :dunno:
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    The New American Hero--Levi Johnston is running for Mayor!

    just cause he's running doesn't mean he'll get anywhere...at least i hope he doesn't, guys just a typical high school fuck up who happened to make his fuck up with the ******** of a famous politician so he is now a *********...:facepalm:
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    The Biggest Chick you ever Fucked?

    wow...intriguing story lost...heaviest girl i've been with (not that the term is very applicable) was 130 pounds
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    She needs for cash....

    oh i see what you did there ;)
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    Recap of the past month please

    and ancient undead threads right there with 'em
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    Tattoos

    because they want to get 'em...it's their body, their call, what they choose to do with it is really nobody else's business and no one's opinions should matter to them but their own...besides, there's plenty of people who dig tattoos anyway
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    Why Germans shouldn't be allowed on Freeones

    holy **** that *** is intense!
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    Finish Him!!!!!

    oh god...really? that was so remarkably lame i actually laughed...don't judge me
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    Say no to *****

    just because it rhymes doesn't make it clever...
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    Who Knew He Had His Own Business?

    don't tempt him...
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    Alisa - steak and blowjobs.

    no ****! they'd be lucky if there was even a steak day...
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    Have you come to nothing?

    i **** when that happens...
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    ***** Lumberjacking?

    hahaha...that is great!
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    Please Explain, Please.

    ah i'm sure you've clicked on much worse here...
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    Priorities

    that's the definition of 'chill' right there...
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    Punished

    if not he should be!
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