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    tits vs. ass

    ass hands down...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ******* by Skillet
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    Body Paint Hotties

    sun burn + blushing from slight embarrassment would be my two guesses...
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    Google image search

    meh, it's ok i guess...don't really care either way
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    I **** times like these.

    ^it gets warm here and actually in the summer it's pretty much daylight all the time...ironically the farther north you go, like the interior of the state it get's pretty damn hot in the summer actually and there's days where the sun doesn't go down at all...on the flip side winter's in those...
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    have u ever been ****** from a message board?

    i don't believe i have...
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    I **** times like these.

    i appreciate it! :hatsoff:
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    I **** times like these.

    at least you have ****...i'm in the same boat currently, yet i am without any ****...:(
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    unusual know-how

    counter-strike...:o
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    BlueBalls Has Balls

    that's just not right...
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    Citrus Is Great!

    that's kinda gay...just sayin'
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    What are you listening to right now?

    mindphlux by velvet acid christ
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    your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks

    ^ man roald, try that with some sex panther cologne and it would be unstoppable...
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    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    i would give a pornstar the same chance as i would any other girl...i wouldn't hold her career against and wouldn't treat her any different because of it, if we loved each other and wanted to get married then cool, why not? i'm pretty big on sexual openness anyway and having a relationship like...
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    Savannah Gold's Throat Slit

    wow...hope she gets better quick...similar thing just happened to a *** in my town a couple weeks back, he got stabbed in neck the by a meth-head tweeker he picked up hitch-hiking...fucked up thing was it was someone he knew relatively well too...definitely some twisted people out there...
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I have done the unthinkable.

    oh wow...i'm not entirely positive on what it is i just saw...lol
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    Guess the words

    hmmm...sounds like a win-win situation to me, i like this game :D
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    motivational posters

    oh god...you have no idea! it's fucking terrible in the winter, it's like russian roulette with your dick...you can never quite tell what your gonna get under all the layers of clothing :D
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    Airlines Charge for Sex

    pshhh...that's cheating
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? score one for rachel starr today...
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    My First Post - Hi :-)

    welcome ashley! enjoy your time here :)
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    unusual know-how

    that dudes a fucking pro! running with the ***** out and everything...
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    Manliest Man?

    another vote for techno viking...i was gonna post that if you hadn't :thumbsup:
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    Guess the words

    is that before, after or during our lil clean up session? ;)
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    How Long Before Fallhell is OCSM?

    oh that silly salmon...always pushing the boundaries :tongue:
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    Guess the words

    i can help you... :shy:
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    motivational posters

    ^she looks remarkably clean and un-skanky for a street hooker...
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    Pig Fucker!

    i love me some interspecies erotica...:)
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    MMM...My Vagina Is Hungry.

    hahaha...that's a good un
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    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies love the face palm one and i agree on the rolling eyes on lungzyn suggested...
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    your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks

    i just give 'em 'The Look'...you know the one ;) works every time :thumbsup:
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    Gay Black Spiderman

    oooh! that's a great idea!!!
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    Nipple Scarf...

    ***insert favorite facepalm image here***
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    What are you listening to right now?

    famous by puddle of mudd
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    Tiger’s Jewish mistress Rachel Uchitel will pose for Playboy

    what?!? she hasn't done quadruple anal penetration yet? fucking waste of my time...:crash:
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    Whatever happened to dollhouse.adultforumhost.com

    i don't know :dunno:
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    Any Gay Guys here? [Gays Only]

    good point!
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    Any Gay Guys here? [Gays Only]

    you really shouldn't be surprised...this site is about the top of the list of places to avoid looking for a serious and meaningful conversation about homosexuality...just a tip
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    MTV Jersey Shore:Exposed!

    what a ******...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Inside My Head by Orgy currently...
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    How often do you masturbate?

    goddammit...why can't more chicks be like you?
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    Need ID For This Babe

    oh god why? i now know one reason why one would turn to fucking dudes...
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    Virgin

    ooh...that's harsh, do you at least share your sammich or let him make himself one?
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    not a problem at all :glugglug:

    not a problem at all :glugglug:
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    After watching Eminems Not Afraid video

    what's this thread about again? i lost track halfway through...
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    found out i have cancer and maybe just 1-2 years to live :(

    best of luck to you man! kick its ass :thumbsup:
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    Virgin

    good lay=enthusiasm, connection, chemistry etc (call it whatever you want) basically the chick enjoying and being 'into' it and having fun, not just laying there dead fishing it...physically, having a nice pussy that fits one's dick well, is adequately wet, visually appealing and...
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    Immoral Girl of the Week - Jackie Daniels

    agreed dark hair and blue eyes is hot...bright green eyes are even better IMO though :dunno:
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    Scan WOW

    lol...wow, that was ridiculous, nice one
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    The Ents are pissed!

    haha nice one
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