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can't say i want to stab any of them with a rusy screwdriver...sorry :dunno:

hahaha, yes...fucking classy in fact!

nah i prefer to actually cum on girls...say, i'd be willing to cum on your girlfriend and take a pic of it if you're into that sorta thing, it's not really all that different if you think about it...just an offer :dunno:

i'd rather have a ***** burn than a paper cut...i get them all the time so it's no big deal really...

the scene in the protector where tony jaa destroys everyone in the hotel...

^thanks for that greg, been a while :glugglug:

definitely stabbed, no question about it...fuck getting eaten, that ****'s for chumps :thumbsup:

i would...mainly for the sex since it really doesn't pay most guys too much, so basically like a side job/hobby type thing ya know...

haha! i'm just glad there weren't any listed in 'new&used' :eek:

i think it starts with a C...

i wish i was cool enough to do **** like that...:(

eh...it's really not that big, i've seen bigger...:dunno:

gay...:2 cents:

unfortunately that's WAY more socially unacceptable...

i like her style!

well this won't help you at all, but i used to know...can't remember her name though :dunno:

yes i have and would do so any time so long as it's nice and clean...i've personally never encountered any 'hygiene' issues :dunno:

i'll bet she can give some mean head...;)

i would give him a management position in a heartbeat...:thumbsup:

aw man...that is sooo inviting

love the caption...

yes...yes it is time to go swimming :nanner:

you serious? if mel gison was William Wallace i think it'd be a good fight...he was a motherfuckin badass...

haha wow...what a fuck!

i honestly wish i was cool enough to rock that...

just watch out for her O-face ;)

south central alaska...and i do say y'all when it's fitting...:thumbsup:

I'm still skeptical to be honest...

What. The. Fuck. Just. Happened??? :eek:

once it reaches a certain point does it really matter?

meh, so he has nice abs...big deal, at least i don't have a terrible spray on tan and my head doesn't look like a hedgehog...:hatsoff:

Re: makeup! she sure is built pretty solidly for a...girl?:confused:

real life michelin man?

hmmm...potential butterface right there methinks

but if you didn't know it was your grandma...?

well...glad you got it fixed! :thumbsup:

i see what you did there...sneaky sneaky

^i'll bet they have an amazing sex life...just sayin

treebeard's looking to get nailed for indecent exposure again i see...

hot topic? :dunno:

talk about sexual harassment...

that is awesome!

how many people yell Shaq right before 'shooting' any given object into any given receptacle? that's what i thought...

looks great chica! :thumbsup:

if it involves a clear plastic tube and a small furry rodent it gets my stamp of approval... seriously though, mutual enjoyment, fun and energy...keep the mood light and not so emotionless and robotic...all parties involved should be having fun and actually enjoying what they're doing, it...

yeah...ook :bs:

i voted the before only because of the top left picture...i'd gladly take her any time though, regardless of hair color

I have never heard sarcasm before. I did not know that is what it sounded like.

that's the 5th reason i never really got into wrestling

you're the best! :)