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I don't know what I was ******** last night but I want some more.

I voted for Bambi must have been the picture of her with the dildo in her bum. I am analfan.

At least the U.S. still has porn and cheeseburgers.

Now I have to go wash my eyes

***, Poggy is the one who drank all your wiskey, not me.

Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans. I work with a guy who drinks coffee all day. By 5:00 his hands are shaking so bad I often wonder if I should call 911

But first I need to toss one off. I was in the Freeones forums....

Maybe misunderstood but has crazy rep

What a shot! That guy didnt even know what happened.

Didn't get mad when I stepped in the way.

I thought I saw a twinkle in her eye when she caught me stopping to admire the soft curve of her well defined figure. Just before I gave her a facial. I woke in the morning...

clogged drain

Katie Gold

Those stuped pegboard hooks that always fall out when you remove a tool.

Has His own Club

That is great it was even funner the second time.

Denzel Washington - The Manchurian Candidate

Makes House Calls

Lansing MI

Whos gonna hold the bar of soap when we shower?

You have such cold hands

Jessica Andrea Steinhauser=Asia Carrera Michelle Sinclair=?

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Should be ****** for taking the name I wanted

Thats flippin funny. Thanks!

Roast Beef

Man

Thats a good one, I had to watch it twice!

Its the new cavalry

I think the tits were fake :rofl: :rofl:

Oh man I read the start of the thread and though she had died. :shocked: :hammer:

If God hadnt ment men to mate with goats He wouldnt have made them so damn sexy.

Oh I **** having to pick just one, but today I'll say Pantera. Might change my mind tomarrow.

Yeah I've had insomnia for as long as I can remember. I've spent alot of money on doctors and ******** pills that never helped much. It's ruined relationships and is a big reason why I've never married. I wish I had so helpful advice for you but I don't. There are new ***** on the market all the...

You nailed it

Re: Goys Gone Wild?! The guy with the blow up sheep OMG ROFL

Sure I do it all the time, it dosent seem strange to me at all.

I wouldnt say she looded skanky in the first set, true not as glamerous but not skanky.

I wouldnt know how to describe it either but it sure is funny

"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute." I hurt myself laughing at that one.

I always loved watching Bianca, She has a great body and the prettyest pussy in porn. She is a complete wack job though and seems to be going off the deep end. So sad!

It might be hotter if it wasnt so damn funny

I wonder if they need a towel boy?

Someone needs a whoopin

I never do well on tests

I'm sure thirsty now

Shes really very light on her feet

I would follow for about 10 feet.....then crash! I know I'd crash.

Damn my shower has been draining real slow sence I jioned Freeones

"3. Horton Hires a Ho" is the best!