Make It "oh-so" Dirty!

[Sweeper]

Time slowed down, as it does in such situations. However, the blowjob lasted a mere two minutes.


My friend Mary always gives me the best juice.

 

[Max]

My friend Mary always gives me the best juice, whilst licking my balls!

The nurse always likes to start off by...

 

[Feelie]

The nurse always likes to start off by...shaving my nuts.

However the matron prefers.....

 

[Dixie Normus]

However the matron prefers, much to Feelie's dismay, to have the nurses pull out his scrotum hair with extraction forceps.

I thought I saw a twinkle in her eye when she caught me stopping to admire the soft curve of her well defined figure.

 

[analfan]

I thought I saw a twinkle in her eye when she caught me stopping to admire the soft curve of her well defined figure. Just before I gave her a facial.

I woke in the morning...

 

[lucky4]

I woke in the morning with my girlfriend sitting on my face.

I have to go to work.

 

[analfan]

But first I need to toss one off.

I was in the Freeones forums....

 

[lsdgeyser]

I was in the Freeones forums, and I touched myself while in the Watch that Video thread

I like to eat cheese.

 

[jod0565]

...and smell my fingers afterward.

Have you ever gone shopping for...

 

[thegunner]

Have you ever gone shopping for... DILDOS?!

I like to watch...

 

[member006]

I like to watch a man in the corner pleasing himself while watching me.


A stitch in time...

 

[Black Star]

...saves 69!

If you can't beat em...

 

[jod0565]

...stroke 'em!

Have you ever gone fishing for...

 

[mythex]

Have you ever gone fishing for free blowjob?

while I listening to the coversation next door..

 

[lsdgeyser]

While listening to the conversation next door, I reallized that my neighbors were having sex and, what I was listening, to was them talking dirty.

I walked in on...

 

[Dixie Normus]

I walked in on...
Tera Patrick licking up the cum under my desk I forgot to wipe up from my last FreeOnes session.

My boss had a really red face because

 

[Melroy]

because she isn't used to being double teamed.

two elephants walk into a bar...

 

[sweetie69]

because she isn't used to being double teamed.

two elephants walk into a bar...

"...and get pissed off because the condom machine was all out of extra-extra-extra large."

"My neighbour said to me this morning...."

 

[Melroy]

"Melroy, I'm not pissed because your ******** with my wife it's because you ***** all my **** before you leave."

Jimmy went to *****, full of anticipation, but little did he know...

 

[analfan]

...The cops where planing a morning raid on the new glory hole.

The best way to deal with crabs is...