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If the Hollywood directors really had any brains, they might actually make a movie that follows what the bible says. Then then they could sell tickets to the millions of Christians they are currently alienating.

Re: ***Naughty Natalie*** Great pics Natalie. You're so sexy that looking at you makes my tongue hard. ;)

It figures Tiger would want to play 18 holes. :rofl:

Face - 25 (She needs to have a pretty face) Torso - 25 (Small hips, and an even smaller waist) Ass - 25 (No flabby ghetto booties! Ass should be small, firm, & round) Tits - 15 (Prefer about a C cup with round, pink, puffy nipples) Legs - 10 (Should be thin and muscular. NO thunder thighs!)

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today My favorite girl from "The View". The lovely Elisabeth Hasselbeck. What a sexy stomach. :yummie: http://f.imagehost.org/0272/Elisabeth_Hasselbeck_30.jpg

Positive rep will happily be given to any muslim lover on this board who can provide even one single report of a muslim religious leader speaking out against the actions of the attacker. When some wacked out Christian does something crazy, the Pope will stand up right away and tell everyone...

Re: Who made you cum today? Kelly Carlson http://i.imagehost.org/0370/Kelly_Carlson_17.jpg

Keira Knightley would do a nice job I bet. http://g.imagehost.org/0766/Keira_Knightley_55.jpg

For me it comes down to a decision between Kate Beckinsale and Elisha Cuthbert. Kate has a perfect body, great ass, and nice legs. It doesn't get much better. Elisha is a blonde, which I like, and she just has the most sensuous look to her. You can tell she loves sex. It would be an...

Oh man, I bet that was NICE! I love Ashley.

I was always into the exotic European cars. My favorites are Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, Maserati, etc. If I could have any car ever made, it would be a GTO. Most people think of a Pontiac when the three letters GTO are mentioned, but what few realize is that Pontiac named their car after...

I go all the way back to the days of "Pong", the very first home video game. All it had was a box with two knobs on it. It was essentially just a video tennis game. There was a line down the middle of the screen, and each player had their own shorter line to move up and down on their side of...

Sounds like we have some "drinkers" like Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton. :1orglaugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhJGM7aAjkk

For today I'd like to get a blowjob from two of my favorite MILF's at once: Nicole Kidman & Ashley Judd

Randy Moss mooning the ******* cheese heads at Lambeau Field in Green Bay. Minnesota knocked them out of the playoffs that day too. On the negative side, this was Moss' last game as a Viking. The moon was still the greatest ever!

Mariah. Especially if I could have the Mariah from about 15 years ago.

I voted for #4. They are just about the right size and shape for what I like. I only got to see one picture, so I can't give much of an opinion on her nipples. Overall she has a very nice rack. :hit:

Re: a REAL orgasm I've ordered some dvd's from this company in the past and they were of pretty good quality. The girls seemed to be having real orgasms when they rode the sybians. Now it looks like they have a site where you can get the vids online instead of ordering dvd's...

I think you are misunderstanding a few things. As a conservative, I would much happier if Obama would quit trying to fix problems. We would all be a lot better off if he would just step aside and let the the business owners fix it themselves. That's the only way it is going to get fixed...

Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! I wish I had more of this girl. Does anyone know who this is? http://i.imagehost.org/0348/Redhead.jpg

I'm sure they are getting great quality care down in Mexico. While they are down there, maybe those Mexican "doctors" can give them a ************ for Spanish Fly too. :yesyes:

Tiffany Taylor has the best body easily. The doctor who gave her those giant jugs should be sued though. They are way too big for her.

Sorry, I posted a link to the wrong picture in the post above. Here's the "Plain Brown Wrapper" pic. Just consider the first picture of Racquel Darrian above a bonus. http://i.imagehost.org/0558/Plain_Brown_Wrapper.jpg

http://i.imagehost.org/0419/Racquel_15.jpg

Shauna Grant

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Racquel Darrian's flawless back side. http://i.imagehost.org/0419/Racquel_15.jpg :rubbel:

Welcome newbies! This is a pretty fun site. See you around. :)

She needs to chew her food a LOT better than that.

Re: Who made you cum today? Ellen Page.

I'm heterosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that. What can I say, I love women.

Nora, you are one FINE looking woman! You're my favorite of all the Miss Free Ones contestants. Thanks for the beautiful pictures, and good luck in the contest cutie. :thumbsup:

Looks like he had a merry Christmas. Something tells me that he won't have a very happy New Year though. Just a matter of time before he gets cuffed and stuffed.

The left one looks better, but neither one of them are what I would consider world class.

A woman can be a good porn star with an average-slightly above average face. All she needs is a great body and a willingness to look like she's having fun on film. In my opinion, there are no truly great porn stars who don't have beautiful faces. There are some who may be memorable for other...

Good luck STD. I hope you can ring in the new year with her. Here's to getting lucky. :glugglug:

The gorgeous gal in my sig and avatar. :lovecoupl

Wow, I'm missing out. I've never seen any of the three movies you guys named. :dunno:

I'd love to see the Vikings end up with Bradford, even if they have to take him in the first round.

I was just trying to figure out who my favorite movie characters were in the following thread. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=123489&page=5 While doing so, I realized that three of my favorite characters were salesmen. This got me thinking. Which of these guys would be most...

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) - Full Metal Jacket Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) - Caddyshack Tom Callahan Jr. (Chris Farley) - Tommy Boy Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) - Caddyshack Selene (Kate Beckinsale) - Underworld Col. Nathan R. Jessup (Jack Nicholson) - A Few Good Men ****** Eddie...

Phoebe Cates

Ah heck, make love, not war. I'm voting for two people: http://f.imagehost.org/0477/Twins_23.png

Here's my vote. He should be able to take care of the terrorism problem. http://i.imagehost.org/0046/Terminator_Osama.jpg

There have been some beautiful castles in this thread so far, but I think I have you all beat with this one: http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/old/photos/white-castle-04-tower.jpg

I haven't seen her before. All I can say is that she has been in WAY too many gang bangs! :1orglaugh

Actually, that's from Europe too.

I love it. It's refreshing to see a woman who has some hair down there instead of just stubble and all the ugly looking bumps from razor rash.

I'm of the same mindset as Austin Powers' ******. There are two things in this world I just can't stand: 1) People who are intolerant of the others who are different, and 2) Dutch people. :1orglaugh

Yeah, but isn't that stuff made for smaller engines? I've got a "big block". :1orglaugh

Here are a couple pics from the movie Shopgirl. http://f.imagehost.org/view/0427/Claire_Danes_25 http://f.imagehost.org/view/0592/Claire_Danes_44