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Pink Taco's are prone to open and close at the drop of a hat, depending on the mood of their owner. :1orglaugh

Re: bubble butts... booty... what not 2 like about Jessica Alba has a perfect ass. Perfect size, shape, muscle tone, everything. No thunder thighs or cottage cheese for me, thank you. http://f.imagehost.org/0748/Jessica_Alba_101.jpg

I'm certainly not one to condone **** under any circumstance. It is wrong 100% of the time. This whole thing may bring up one question though. Is the front line of a war the place for women to be in the first place? This should evoke some interesting responses. :rolleyes:

Wait a minute...is this poll about the hair on her head??? I like the short hair the best. Option A.

1) Jessica Alba 2) Halle Berry 3) Christina Milian 4) Carmella DeCesare 5) Eva Mendez 6) Penelope Cruz 7) Paula Abdul 8) Vanessa Ferlito 9) Paula Garces 10) Michelle Rodriguez

Numbers 1-3 I think. The ones that had my girl Jamie Summers in them.

I used to love watching Martina Hingis play tennis. She looked great in those short skirts. Going back even further, I always had a thing for figure skater Oksana Baiul. Her legs were spectacular, and so was the rest of her.

Even though I love them both, Jennifer is the best looking in my opinion. At the same time, it's funny that people are complaining about Megan's thumbs. It reminds me of the guy in Shallow Hal who breaks up with a woman who is absolutely stunning with the exception of her second toe one each...

Does this mean short people are in trouble too? :dunno:

Rachel has a sweetness about her that Natalie doesn't seem to have. I'll take Rachel.

The problem is, terrorists are not reasonable people. It's pretty difficult to negotiate with people who are not rational. They think you are "the great Satan". They think you are an evil infidel, and if they die in a holy war against someone like you, they will instantly be transported to...

I can understand what you're saying Jagger69, but when they are committing acts like that, does it really need to be all that dicey? I mean, wouldn't we have a ton of support from most other UN nations in a situation like that? I know what you meant, but it just seems like we should be able...

You're "technically" correct in that it was an act endorsed by the Iranian government, but the act was still carried out, by a group of islamic extremists in the name of Allah. If a government endorses such an act, I would then consider it an act of war. Just because they call themselves a...

Well Bodie, you provided a lot of good evidence to support your points. There isn't much I can say except that I stand corrected on a lot of them. About the only thing I will disagree with you on is Warren Christopher. I find it hard to believe that the election of "a tough talking ex-actor...

My advice would be not to put too much pressure on yourself. Beint that it's your first time, you may be going into it with a lot of romantic ideas of what it should be like and so forth. One thing is certain. You will never forget your first time. Even so, don't put so much pressure on...

Meg Ryan - Before she had some work done to her lips (and ruined them), she had a really sexy mouth. I'd love to have gotten a blowjob from Meg back when she was in her prime.

How about "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls? That was a sexy video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFEfmbAeEDY

That would be a whole lot of latex. I wonder how much that one would weigh? :1orglaugh

Newest selections: Pornstar - Cute Angie Actress - Rachel McAdams Model - Paulina Porizkova Singer - Jessica Simpson

These things are a little offbeat to say the least, but they aren't all that different than some other fetishes. I don't see it as being all that weird. The price is awfully high, but I also have a friend who got married a few years ago. He seldom gets any sex from his wife now, and $7,000...

She's gorgeous, and her tits are spectacular. :hit:

Rose McGowan. She looks like the type who would fuck your brains out. She also looks like she might be hard to get along with in a long term relationship, so I'd prefer to go for the one night stand with her.

Husbands shouldn't ***** around on their wives. If they need so much variety, they should just stay single and play the field. When you get married, you make a vow to be faithful to your wife.

There are probably plenty of current porn stars who have great asses, but I'm just not into porn as much as I used to be back in the 80's and 90's. Sorry to all the newer gals (especially the ones contributing to this site). Some of the older guys on here will remember Stacey Donovan. She...

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? To make this a little more original, here are five celebs that I would like to have had in their prime. One for each of the last 5 decades: 1) Hayley Mills - (60's) 2) Olivia Newton John - (70's) 3) Meredith Salenger - (80's) 4) Jennifer...

Before too long we will all be speaking Spanish. Maybe that will make him happy. :*****:

NEVER. Just look at Jimmy Carter during the Iran hostage crisis. 50 Americans were held hostage in Iran, and Jimmy Carter did nothing but wring his hands and try to negotiate with those losers. He did have an attempt at a rescue that was a complete failure. Jimmy Carter was a weak panty...

I always think of Terminator as more of a science fiction movie than a pure action movie. Terminator is my favorite of the ones listed, but when it comes to which is the best "action" movie, I'd say Die Hard is the best in that category. Answer - Die Hard

I have to go way back before any of the more modern wrestling organizations to find my favorite wrestlers. My two favorites come from Vern Gagne's AWA. My favorite wrestler ever was Maurice "Mad Dog" Vachon. His name was a good one too, because that was about the way he wrestled. He would...

I love doing these lists. Here is my current Top 15: 1) Elisha Cuthbert 2) Kate Beckinsale 3) Jessica Alba 4) Ashley Olsen 5) Kristen Bell 6) Christina Milian 7) Elisabeth Hasselbeck 8) Kelly Carlson 9) Kiera Knightley 10) Monica Potter 11) Natalie Portman 12) Rachel McAdams 13) Rose McGowan...

I'll take your word on that. I'm not into tits that much. I'm an ass man.

I don't know if this has been posted before, but I thought it was an ironic story. Poor guy won the lottery and it looks like he ended up getting ****** for his money. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9DHMKU80&show_article=1

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! I just read the thread and found out the whole thing was a joke. I guess that rep is going to be negative. (Just kidding). :1orglaugh

Whoa! Nice job Jackson. Wifey gives some of the best blowjobs in the business! Rep to you Jackson!

Kate Beckinsale - First of all, she is gorgeous in every possible way. The main reason I'd like to get a blowjob from her is because of her prim and proper English accent. She is so elegant and classy that she's almost too good for sucking cock. That's why I'd like to have her do it to me...

I'd be willing to give it a try. She would have to ***** something of mine in return though.

I just watched "You've Got Mail" on tv yesterday. That's one of my favorites. Meg Ryan was amazing back in her day. "You've Got Mail" was about the last movie she was in where she still had her youthful beauty. She's really starting to show her age these days.

Other. That stomach looks like a nice target. :rubbel:

Any of the following World Poker Tour hostesses. Courtney Friel Shana Hiatt Sabina Gadecki They could "suck out" on me anytime. :1orglaugh

When I was younger I was more into the hard core stuff because I just downright wanted to see some pussy. I was never really into the real hard core scenes you see nowadays. Call me a pussy if you want, but I like it when there is a little more sensuality and even romance involved...

Gotta go with #5. Ever since I saw those health club commercials that Sheena Easton did in the 80's I've fantasized about fucking her on the weight bench. Now I have a new weight bench fantasy too. Thanks Gisele. :bowdown:

I'm an ass man, so breast size isn't that big of a deal to me. I'll take anything as long as she has a tiny waist, narrow hips, thin, muscular thighs, and round firm backside. If these attributes are present, I'll take anything from an A cup to a D cup. Anything bigger than a D cup, and the...

Make him take a shower before the trial too. Then again, a muslim would probably consider that being ******** and try to use that as a defense.

Re: Who was the Greatest Post-Civil War Democratic President? (please no Democratic v FDR did some things that were good for the country at the time, but some of his policies have been taken way too far and are being ****** shamefully. Because some of the things FDR did are still creating a...

If there was an option for it, I would have given him a D+. Although, as Tommy Boy said, "That's not a grade I like to give out."

Natalie Portman Elisha Cuthbert Sarah Silverman Paris Hilton Rose McGowan

How about a little hot wax? I've never tried it, but maybe you can, and let us know how it works. :1orglaugh

Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... Kristin Bell and Ashley Olsen or Kate Beckinsale and Nicole Kidman

Re: Who made you cum today? Kelly Carlson from Nip Tuck.

I'm overweight, and if I went on an airplane I would have no problem paying double for two seats. It's only fair if you take up too much space for the person sitting next to you. I would like to see the airlines provide their passengers with a little more leg room though. That shouldn't be...