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I grade him a 5, middle of the road, just like most of the others because he is like most of the others. I do approve of his passive-aggressiveness toward Netanyahu though. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. He's no Muslim, Communist, or ***-grabber. Bit of a fastidious sissy and massive...

I guess if he can't put our financial portfolios in the black he'll keep trying to brown our meat with his bullshit. He'd try to divide us even while he's being split in two himself.

Some over here have a problem with our President being impotent.

I wonder if one day we'll have a Renaissance of the Path of Least Resistance. A world of weed, television, and sitting back getting my dick sucked until I ******** sounds good to me.

You think he'll be pulled back in? The Devil you know and all. "I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of **** up there, I never...

I'm trying to change from Prince Charming to Emperor Charming. The Hajjis around me even blessed my beard. I did get ambushed and inserted into a Persian Just For Men commercial though. "Hey buddy, when you grow beard you should look like young lion, not old lion."

I'm not sure yet as it's been 5 months and I still need night-vision when my back teeth are floating. They either need to be taller or have better balance when they stack themselves on each others' shoulders. Kinda silly-looking but enough amusement so I endure the darkness.

I ain't know who that fucker is but I checked Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager OK, after reading that I'm still not sure. As far as religion I'd rather be unsure than certain as the journey of learning continues and evolves. The staunch believers in my ****** are the...

I'm an optimist these days and the only thing better than 2015 is 2016. My peoples either come from dirt or ice. I also ain't giving up my DirecTV w/DVR fer nuthin'.

Thanks. I forgot to add that. I was being open-minded considering there is a possibility of Heaven since nothing has been proven in either direction. I think Atheism is a leap of faith also. As for me and religion, I don't know my asshole from my elbow on what the truth is. I was taught to...

You never know. I take my leaps of faith these days in baby steps. The reason why I am Christian is because my mommy and ***** were and I was too lazy and not suspicious enough to change course. If Heaven exists and there is a path I think the path is living a decent life and being good to those...

If you were the strongest you could take the trackman and javelin his head into the ground. If he were dumb enough to punch you in your cro-magnon head he'd shatter his arm up to his elbow. At that point he'd be reeling in pain so you can waltz over there and snap those legs that carried him so...

Everybody having a good Friday? I'm not exactly suffering either.

Gots ta be da butt!

Excellent point. My city is a melting pot and I have many interesting conversations with people I can't make heads nor tails of. Give it some time and things tend to clear up. I have a good time flying a drone around the neighborhood with my Iranian buddy. Allahu Akbar!.. or at least alright.

Little groovy for Groovy Death Metal but still good. Gets the ***** pumping for sure. Possibly make some spill some too.

I'd dominate in the NFL too. Just casually stroll to the end zone bear swatting potential tacklers away as the cheerleaders swoon.

Hey Animus, if you were the strongest you'd probably be like 9 feet tall and at least 550 lbs. If you looked down and were disappointed at your 14 inch wiener it would only be because of scale. If ladies could deal with your hideous and grotesque gargantuan appearance they'd enjoy getting...

Strength because I'm too lazy and defiant for running. Rather be a big ole blob that bends my knees and can't be moved or even budged. ROAR! Burp...

I'm going to watch Martyrs on Easter Sunday night with my tribe of Catholic Filipinos. My little lady freaked out after watching [REC] and I'm looking forward to showing her and her ****** this.

Somebody call 911 for the Easter Bunny. "I 911'd that fucker too!"

My favorite version and better than studio.

Slayer covers Priest

Really underrated Slayer album. Dirty as fuck but I love the feel of it.

There's actually a lady named ProlapseQueen. I think that's great. We need more nice ladies that enjoy having fellas pink sock them in the realm of pornography. Hot Hotness.