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Seems like a real dingbat.

Go in there, open the glass shower door, stick your bare ass in there, let out a steamy flutter fart, then quickly close the door trapping her with the smell. Is good.

I'm in the mood for Arby's for some odd reason.:dunno:

No. Heck no. I like some anchovy with my Caesar Salad but not on a pizza pie. Giving me anchovies on a pizza pie when I'm expecting a pizza pie with no anchovies is like serving Charles Bronson quiche when he thought he ordered pie. Bronson hates quiche. Says it makes him sick. Makes Bronson...

Correct me if I’m wrong as I live under a different system. But, if you are a country that is Socialist wouldn’t it be extra important to have strong controls on immigration so outsiders don’t come in and take advantage? Seems the system would collapse if enough people don’t contribute while too...

Y'know, I don't mind relish. I mean if someone hands me a hot dog with relish on it I would eat it. If there was a hot dog I liked on a menu that included relish I'd ask for everything including relish. But, if I'm out at the ballpark and I order a hot dog I go to the condiment station and put...

Thanks. I like the way you think.:joint:

Put in some LEDs then make a bong out of it.

I’ll take 2 of those skull bottles and have a pair of bookends. Now I just need to buy the books part.

For the longest time I was under the impression that most people were into chili burgers and got them everywhere. Maybe chili burgers are more of a SoCal kind of thing? I realized not everyone was into chili burgers after seeing his video. He did seem to like it after trying it though. I think...

Some people read sentence with their minds. I read sentence with my testicles.

I'm a Stoli guy myself. Kettle One on occasion.

I'm a lifelong pro wrestling fan but it's laborious as Hell to get through a 3 hour RAW even fast-forwarding through the commercials and sanctimonious babyface promos. My favorite time as a pro wrestling fan had to be my high school years. Our cable system carried WTBS Superstation from Atlanta...

I lived in LA most of my life but I did live in Austin, Texas for 2 years in the mid-1990s. I really liked it there. Interesting people and all kinda funky places to shop and eat. Only problem was I...

Thanks. I've never been to Chicago but I've always wanted to. I will someday. For all the stuff we have it's been forever since I had some good Deep Dish Pizza.

Jedidiah Bila Great legs with a long slim body but I’d have to deal with her constantly screwing up her face and waving her hands around while bugging her eyes out. I still do the sex to her and give her the white stuff.

One day they make ***** in Texas. The next day they make Shiner Bock in Russia. Tito's ***** from Austin, Texas... Any good?

As a native Angeleno I gotta vote for the home team. I love LA warts and all and enjoy living in the heart of convenience. The women, the food, the weather, all the things to do, Mecca of Entertainment... many, many other things. I appreciate the good and am good at ignoring or dissociating from...

The lights are starting to flicker. For some reason she reminds me here of Leslie Nielsen from Creepshow. "I can hold my breath for a loooooooooooong time!" Well, did he? 2024 is a loooooooooooong way away.

I can't define it. I might say that a cult does things like separating you from your ****** isolating you from your past life and having you forfeit your wealth over to the cult. I may be a little harsh in judging and labeling cults as many might be different. One person's religion is another...

I'm not sure I've ever met a self-identified Scientologist. If there are any in the forum could you please explain your religion? I'm not interested in joining but I would like to educate myself on a religion that I am curious about.

To me that means since Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who now has 21 dollars, that I only need to bring four 20s to do the sex both on and inside of her hitting every bus stop and still get a dollar change.

I identify myself as Christian even though over time I believe less and less of the bible. I'm not 100% sure I even believe even 1% of it. The reason I identify myself as Christian is because I was born in America and my parents were Christian. Probably a certain amount of following the crowd...

A real shame the streets of Portland have been surrendered to these cowardly leftist retards.

I wanna give Ariana a Grande Cream Pie right in her butt.

Duke Nukem Advance on my GBA.

These things are great. Basically it's a cartridge with an OS that allows you to insert a microSD card and load a bunch of ROMs. On my Gameboy Advance this particular Everdrive now contains full libraries of Gameboy, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, NES, Sega Master System, and Sega Game Gear...

Re: I Went To McDonald's Today To Get A 20 Piece Chicken McNuggets And Also Got 3 Sweet & Sour Sauce A good way to start your day, any day, is with a hot, fresh, and delicious breakfast from your local, friendly, neighborhood McDonald's. I'm a #4 kind of guy getting the 2 Sausage McMuffin...

Congrats are definitely in order. Let's get this party started. I believe I see Mike Pence snorting **** off Susan Collins' backside.

I Went To McDonald's Today To Get A 20 Piece Chicken McNuggets And Also Got 3 Sweet & Sour Sauces What kinda sauce do you like best with your delicious, always hot and fresh McDonald's Chicken McNuggets?

I read that in the weird character that Will Ferrell used to play on SNL's voice. Try it. It's fun. Adam, did you and your lover eat your Tommy's Chili Burgers in the hot'tub prior to doing the sex?

I do. Yes. People are filthy especially bums, hobos, and winos.

I use a spoon and the biggest one I can find so I can shovel rice in my mouth. I vote Spoon.

I vote Number A, Blue Cheese.

Chili Burgers might be my favorite kind of burgers. An open face Chili Size with 2 patties and lots of chili and cheese is even better. If you are ever in LA you must go to The Original Tommy's on Beverly and Rampart.

The FSV Triplets: Masuimi Max, Briana Lee, and Mandy Flores.

Just Google a porno lady's name then BOOM! LOOKY! And there you are...

She was one of the best. No doubt.

I call them Fries Without Borders. The tunnel they travel through to reach sunlight is worse than what any ******* faces.

Teeth, Mouth, Nose mainly for me but also hair color and similar skin color/shade.

A reason I like McDonald's as much as I do is because I have one a block from the house. My food gets home still hot and fresh and tastes good. McDonald's food does tend to deteriorate pretty quick. A 20 minute drive home and that burger and fries tastes totally different.

Which Senator Was Trump Referring To Seeing In "Very, Very Bad Situations, Somewhat Compromising" Enjoy speculating. My guess is Patrick Leahy. If it were a Republican then Lindsay Graham would be the obvious choice for obvious reasons.

Last time until the next time. Stanley Eisen and Chaim Witz will be out for your shekels again.

Heck, I’d be done by the end of the third quarter pulling up my pants thinking of a reason to leave so I can get home and catch most of the forth quarter. She probably takes on another visitor next Sunday anyway with that Lemonade stand gimmick that she convinces the **** to trot out with.

I have both a PS4 and XBOX ONE X but I'd still rather play my portable Nintendo systems. I love the Switch but even that's a little big and doesn't get the use of my New 3DS XL, Nintendo DS Lite, Gameboy Advance, or GB Boy Colour(Fake Chinese Gameboy CoIor). I also play a lot of those cheap...

By halftime she's sent the **** to their room to play Fortnite and sucking my cock ferociously like her life depends on it.

Speaking of ranch dressing...

Wonder if Cosby prefers jelly or syrup.