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Maybe we aren't too far apart on some things. Aren't you a moderate too? These politicians live to divide us thriving on division. Even if I'm not the sharpest ***** in the drawer I still prefer to look at individual issues rather than reading off from a script of talking points. I keep the TV...

Carlin was funny on his last special after his fifth heart ******. Richard Pryor can't say that. Watching a George Carlin special on HBO was the closest I'd ever get to going to church. Amen. The Devil is the Master of Deception, not the Apprentice of Deception. The bad will present themselves...

Thanks for your response, X. I'm no fan of politicians from either side and no one's advocate. I did not vote for Hillary or Trump. But, I am a right of center guy. Rand Paul was really the only guy I considered voting for. I'm tired of fighting wars in the Middle East that cost us money and...

That's Vern.

Livestock...

Current President Don > Former President's Wife's Dong

Sanctimoniously Hypocritical Douchebag Hollywood Actors involving themselves in politics... Now the Right is more than happy to pile on while the Left turns their back on him. No room to ride bitch in the middle either. Good. The man who fetches coffee for Dirty Harry is right. Find an...

My wife's favorite Thrash Metal band but I got her into them. CULT > TRIBE

"Did I just hear someone offering a bump?!?!?!?"

BUMP... a pretty bad one too.

You do know that’s a butt plug, right? He was just unwrapping his present.

When I first saw it I laughed so hard I split my taint. The best comedians are the ones who cause the most pain. Carlin is Master. "God Daaaaaaaaaayum! That was good!"

"OK, now I have joke for you. How you fit hundred Jews inside Volkswagen?" "Somebody here knows answer."

Don't they sell a lotta Chinese Food on Christmas over there too?

"Thank Christ this thread wasn't locked!

Trump did promise Mexico would pay for the wall and also, in addition, Mexico will pay for the wall and enjoy paying for the wall in the most enjoyable enjoyment enjoyingly to enjoy. I've worked for a few carnies before and it's not best to allow them to do the math for you. They can be very...

Everybody gets laid on Christmas.

The Usual Suspects is very good and it also came out in 1995. Great cast overall and story.

If I'm laying real money down on the table I side with Johan on this one. Sorry but I like money. As far as the completed wall goes; pics or it didn't happen. Let us as Americans hold our servants' feet to the fire whatever party they are spawned from. Trump may buckle like a 14 year old virgin...