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Louis CK is back and pissed off as Hell. Please check the clip in the link before making any judgment. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/disgraced-comic-louis-c-k-mocks-school-massacre-113729520.html

Wall will work. Eventually. Enough Mexicans will climb up and over the wall which will make the wall greasy enough that the next bunch will slide back down every time they try to go up. You can never go wrong with science.

Perhaps make new form, gooder form of capital punishment. Death by self-consumption. Doctor comes in with spoon sharpened like scalpel becoming ice cream man scooping flesh out and feeding it to ****** baby until baby stop ******. Doctor **** tested and if come up negative they test other...

Whichever one pays me the most unless I'm allowed to wear ear plugs then I won't charge them so much.

If you are asking if wrestling fans are persnickety then, yes, some are. I just light up the bong then watch RAW and Smackdown on DVR. Just wrestling. No big whoop. Enjoy it for what it is.

Powerful transformative advice, indeed, spoken by someone who sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles.

I could write it on 3 sheets of toilet paper. You guys know I like pro wrestling. Some guy met "Hands Of Stone" Ron Garvin once. Now Ron Garvin is a massively boring Canadian fellow but is great will the common sense stuff. This guy said to Ron, "You're over 70 now and it looks like you could...

Depending on what day of the week it is I can be anywhere between 220 lbs - 360 lbs. I’m a hair over six feet tall. I have intermittent willpower. Now I can trim my toenails and wipe my butt a whole lot better. I promise to gain all the weight back plus more. Then I will lose 200 lbs to become...

I have a lotta diarrhea so I measure my **** in liters.

Anybody else lose weight over the holidays or am I ass backwards again being the only one?

This was supposed to be printed in the Sports Page. Dammit!

Nunes deactivates the Cyborg in 51 seconds. BOOM! LOOKY! https://sports.yahoo.com/amanda-nunes-ends-cyborgs-reign-devastating-knockout-claims-womens-goat-status-051335832.html

There might be a switch or button so you can activate the Google. If that doesn't work find a mirror and say "Google" five times while looking directly into it. Then look at the telephone and see if the operator picked up. If all else fails you might have to go to the library. Do those darn...

He's better off performing in front of an audience who appreciates and understands his material. If Carlin was in Heaven he'd suffer for all eternity having to go back to the stuff he did for Ed Sullivan. "Who's little boy did I fuck to end up here?"

The google doo-hickey thing-a-ma-jig.

The Irish don't take defeat lying down until they're ****** out.

To be fair Lindsey is also a bit of a security hawk always on the lookout for mysterious packages.

He misses the Maverick kicking down his back door.

Yep. You'd think with all Lindsey Graham and Barack Obama have in common they'd have a more versatile and functional relationship top to bottom.

Seems that fella is now a bit upset about losing his job. At least he lost the barista hipster beard.

As good as I expected that video to be it far exceeded my expectations. Nothing like rattling the cage of a sore candy ass. Thank you, Jack Davenport. I go by weed at the weed store wearing shirts with pentagrams and inverted crosses and no one says anything.

Be nice to have this guy tied to a chair for two weeks and see if you could make him last three.

I never knew you were into Metal. What kind of shoes did you attend as a ***? What was your first concert and what was your favorite concert? I saw Queensryche with Ozzy during the Bark At The Moon tour in 1984. It was right after the Queen Of The Reich EP and The Warning LP. I really like...

Interesting point. You make the looney video work for him. I never thought of that. That’s why you’d be the $2000 per hour lawyer. If you could get him off then you deserve it.

Thanks for the civil discussion, X. I think I shot my intellectual load and need a *** now.

I looked through a window into the future and I saw Lena Dunham. She became angry punishing me by disrobing in front of me. I consider my little red wagon to now be repaired.

Jack, you are a lawyer. If Spacey hired you and pulled some nonsense like that would you quit representing him on the spot? How nutty was Spacey to produce and distribute that delusional crap? The Limeys on Walking Dead are more believable as Southerners. I agree with your previous point(s).