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Nominated for 33 awards. How many awards does Venus hand out? The awards banquet must run for the entire 3 days. Let's say she wins all of her nominations, is she going to make 33 acceptance speeches?

So, who's against outsourcing now?

Page 2. From the same site I meet a woman and we are doing some Christmas shopping for a couple of hours together. Everything is nice and lots in common. About 20 minutes into coffee and snack at Dunkin Donuts, the conversation turns to politics. She would never vote for a ******. She starts...

Re: >>> Win an iPad full of porn from Evil Angel, Tera Patrick, Peter North and more! No. You could buy one, steal one, or have someone give it to you as a gift.

This was a couple of years ago. Through a trusted dating service I meet a black woman. I am white. We dated for a few months and she moves in with me. Things are so good that I may marry her. Election time comes and we don't see eye to eye. I am conservative and do not support Baracks positions...

I you're paying 41-60% tax you aren't getting anything for free.

Bring out the lawyers. Bring out the lawyers. This **** will go on past my death. Protect your **** on the Internet if you don't want it stolen. I just hope Freeones protects.

For the most part, how much of this porn business is built upon run aways that,"just turned 18?" How much do they have to go through to get to 32 as a MILF and how much money will they have to go on with? How do you put these empty years onto a resume? Keep the vet Monica and us pervs can jack...

Good and lucky for her. To find a nice guy who is a Vet and get out of porn? Cash in your porn chips. Go live the rest of your life. She gets out of porn and he gets a porn star. Win win. Live the rest of your lives and God bless.

Every time I read another post about the rules I think of the guard scene in Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Go punch it up on You Tube to see what I'm talking about.

This is such a great idea for a contest. Over 60 prizes. 60 chances to win. Great and funny topics to post to. I get laughs from them every day. No, I haven't won yet but just getting into the different discussions every day is fun. This month long contest is terrific. Folks, PLEASE Don't read...

Knowing that you are going to fuck these hot porn chicks for the next hour will make your dick flaccid.

Who says that there is no acting in porn. Have the director tell you to get ready for a shot in the face, smile for the camera, and keep happy as you lick your lips.

Funny stuff folks. And I know it won't end soon. Petra, you know the simplest things will get the simplest out of us. I hope you win this round. I don't care want the rules say.

#10. Only **** who look like they are in their 30's get to score on their friends hot ***. #9. All women suck dick. #8. Wives have this kinky desire to fuck any guy their husbands brings home. #7. Half pint cum loads are the norm. #6. Men don't wear underpants or have as much pubic hair...

Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples ...just like me.

Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples Oh, yea roronoa3000? Just wait till you hit 50. Finding yourself with your head in one hand and your dick in the other ******,"Come on boys, there's got to be more left in there than that!" Semen gets replaced with bitterness.

Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples Jennifer Anniston has got to be one of the most overrated babes in the market. Nearly every photo of her looks like she just stepped in **** and is looking for a place to scrape it off. Those saggy B+ on her look great under a shirt only. If...

Re: 15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples I am convinced that they know exactly how they look before they go out the door. They all have mirrors and press agents. Give us what we want. Something to look at and make other women want to do it too. Thanks girls.

Who put up the money for her to watch 2000 hours of squirrel masturbation? Was this from the president's stimulant plan?

Re: The Morning After... Podcast Presents: The Night Before. A Live Episode Recording Cats for sure. Dogs are a pain in the ass.

Folks, this is television. Entertainment. NOT REALITY! Both these girls get a prize. It was planned. Fox did a good job of planning this well. Instead of 1 winner they now have 2. More viewers for next season. Don't you get it?

Look at American Idol. Second place finishers with contracts and carrears. IT'S THE SAME MEDIA COMPANY! What do you think? Nobody is going to meet her at the gate when she gets to the US? Just wait, we will all see this happen again in some form on another reality show.

Hillary Duff. Penny Porsche or Leanne lovelace.

Duped by another show scandal. Here are some facts: Television shows are produced to sell goods and sold to the sponsors to draw viewers. This has been going on since the early days of television. This has been done before television. Orson Wells War Of The Worlds ring a bell? There is...

Re: The Morning After... Podcast Presents: The Night Before. A Live Episode Recording You know what? I really did just listen to one show. It was not Howard Stern and the guys didn't try to be. I will listen to another couple of shows and catch their live podcast on October, 1. My comments...

Re: The Morning After... Podcast Presents: The Night Before. A Live Episode Recording I just finished listening to their last podcast. It was lame. An hour of my life lost that I will never get back. Kudos to them though for putting up tickets for the prize. Sorry but even if that comic book...

Knock at the door. "Josh, I need a favor." "Sure Mrs. Anderson, what do you need?" "Can you drive me over to the school and pick up my ****?" "Sure." "Oh, and on the way there could we stop off at the bank?" "No problem Mrs. Anderson. Let me get my keys."

What chicks should we get to do the infomercials?

Think about it guys. You are at the mall and over the PA system is an announcement that a nuclear blast has just happened. "Women need to take off their bras to save themselves and the men." Blouses start flying off and men start rushing to help getting them off to get to that bra. Even if I...

Go to The King Of Queens. Carrie Heffernan vs Kelly Palmer. If you watch this show it will be a tougher choice.

2 answers for the same question. Patricia Heaton over Katey Segal. Peg Bundy over Debra Barone.

If you are younger it is Got Gisele. If you are older then Rachel Aziani. I choose Rachael. Rachel Aziani or Wifey.

Hey ashwinnaik. Porn star Pandora Peaks is my wife.We live together. we are made for each other. I press her boobs and suck her tits.she take my cock in her mouth and give me nise blowjob every day and night. and i insert my cock in her pussy and fuck her whole day and night very hard. I also...

This ashwinnaik dude posted the same thing on 3 other posts. He should pretend she is his wife alone while spanking his monkey. Posting this stuff even makes us porn adicts cringe.

Can I toss in another? Peg Bundy Kelly Bundy

Lela Star Ines Cudna or Ewa Sonnet

Vicky Vette Penelope Pumpkins or Kelly Madison

Katherine Heigl Ginger or Mary Ann

This thread is dead. It is no more. It rest in peace and has gone on to meet it's maker. It ceases to be. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up th daisies. This is a late thread.

Morgan for sure. Younger and more trim. Wifey or Amber Lynn Bach?

I choose Pumpkins over Rai. Bigger tits is my tie breaker. Wynn would have won over Morgan if not not for her looking like an old aunt that hit the wall before I reached puberty. Sofia Staks vs Donita Dunes. You gotta pick one before you can put your next 2 in.

Lisa Chest over Lisa Lipps. My lips over both their chests. Ms Panther or Carmen Hayes?

Chessie Moore Pandora Peaks or Tawny Peaks