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Hysterical: Laughing so much as to urinate in my pants. Falling onto the floor and laughing so much and not being able to catch my breath. For many men a funny woman gives them wood. Your comments are that funny. I may not be able to give you a few million votes but I will try to get you one...

My God! You do know everything! Screw the Miss FreeOnes contest. Let's get you to replace Oprah Winfrey.

29yo? Too young to be a MILF. Hot babe yes. MILF? Not yet. Welcome to the board and have fun. Philly? Not too far from me in NJ.

Oh, my God. This contest is going to be just ******. Every day models that I have never seen before keep flowing in. They are all great. I will say this, if a model doesn't have a contest sign then points will be lost from me.

MissHybrid you are a wealth of knowledge. If you can answer these 2 burning questions of mine, I can cross these off of my need to know list. They come from 2 different movies. If you stew cranberries like applesauce, will they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does? Have you ever picked...

As Groucho Marx once said,"I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member."

Never been to the auction before but I think this is going to be wild looting. I don't think Petra or anyone else knows what is in that closet. Miss FreeOnes contest coming up and you know those girls will have stuff to bid on. This is going to be crazy. I'll bet that most of this stuff can be...

Not to throw a wet blanket on things. But changing colors of the leaves gets us ready for a cozier time. Time to snuggle together from the elements outside. Seasonal music that keep the spirits high. A gift or two. Even though the sun is low and the days are short, the snow brightens up the day...

I have just found you. Your posts on the boards are hysterical. Votes going to you in the MissFreeones contest for sure. Good luck honey.

I have never of "radial or axial" I get it and have learned something today. Thanks.

Confirmed. Summer Cummings. My favorite. Fuck her till cardiac arrest.

While I have never seen you jerk off in your office, I will take your word for it that it looks great.

"...faces a shopping center and supermarket just across the street, and beyond that, the town." Burger King Of Kings, Mc Jesus, Catholics Are Us, Salvation Depot, ChristMart, and Staples.

Now now Roald lets be fair. crosseyedlemon may be using a loophole here. Petra did say no bellyaching for the duration of the contest. Since the contest hasn't started yet, he may want to get his bitching in before voting starts. Good luck with the contest. It should be fun. I know we'll get...

Prayers to you Jessie Lee.

How do you mean this? Can't life be what you make of it?

or life is what you make it. However short or long. Enjoy it. Do good things. If you make another one happy you will be happy too.

There is nobody out there that can deny that liberals controlled and dominated the media for many years. Conservatives were shouted down in print and electronic. As time went on conservatives went to the niche to get their views across. People got a taste of thoughts from the right. The base...

Bush didn't make it so that people who shouldn't be buying houses got to do so. That was a Clinton. By the same token the GOP should have stopped that ****. That balloon was going to burst in due time and they all knew it. They had 8 years to deal with it. Stimulus hasn't done **** either. GOP...

Sorry but the next time Jon Stewart makes me laugh will also be the first time he makes me laugh. Funny thing about the Daily Show, it is a comedy show but there are so many people that think that it is a news show. That is not to say that there aren't news shows that turn out to be comedies...

Speaking as a conservative, even if he did bring 3000 people and did rent out 850 rooms that is still 3-4 to a room. Government, military and group rates do get a discount too I'm sure. I'm not one for the Presidents policies but he should have gotten a great deal with that booking. Sound...

It was a tough call for all entries. I had to try to understand what exactly I was voting for. Was it just for art? Patrick is the clear winner. Wallpaper? That is another set of rules. Functioning as computer wallpaper was my choice. Thus you can see from my rankings I put Doc Scurlock last...

New thread posted. Pete Rose and I have won both the Daily draw and Quiz of the day. Could any one of us take down the Triple Crown with the grand prize? Link below. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=454702&highlight=triple+crown Lets start talking ****.

New thread started about the contests. Me and Pete Rose could take down the Triple Crown this month. Link to thread here. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=454702&highlight=triple+crown Lets start talking ****.

There had to be Democrats voting in the Republican primary to get her on the ticket.

Tell them that this is what they produced from their bringing you up and hope they are happy now.

62 winners and I'm one of them. Whoo Hoo! Great contest. Thanks for the fun. The best part getting chatty with all the cool people out there. Vote Petra for Employee Of The Month.

Oh to win that autographed dildo. Where do I mount it? Over my fire place? On my dashboard? A proud trophy to have and display.

I think that I got 5 out of 8 correct. Did anyone else out there do better? If you did you really earned those points. If you got all 8 congratulations but let's face it, you are spending too much time with porn for societies norms.

Nice to see you out here in the contest with a vote. I have heard of you before but never checked you out. Folks, go check out GotGisele. Go check out her ratings too. Deserving of them. I am threatening Freeones with this. If I don't win a free pass to GotGisele in the next month, I swear to...

Today is election day in the USA and every vote counts. Here is how I view the candidates: Wileyj269 had less contrast and more fitting to see icons over the wallpaper. 3 models with names boldly displayed. Patrick_S was much the same but introduced theme. I am not a goth or horror person but...

Hot air hand dryers. Those fucking things don't do the job unless you punch that button 4 times. By that time you probably say the hell with it and wipe dry on your pants.

Now or ever again?

Congratulations! You are todays winner of the "WHAT IS NOT TODAYS DATE CONTEST." Look for the big brown UPS truck to pull up into your driveway with your prize. Stop back later so we can all debate the following: If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce will they taste much more...

Stupid people that work for you, who you work for, and work with. Click below for an example. We all deal with them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdKa9bXVinE&feature=related

That reminds me of the time I road a train from NJ to Road island. I paid extra for the car with bigger seats and other extras. 15 minutes into the trip this foul smell of feet consumed the entire car. You can't tell me this person didn't know about their bad foot odor. 6 hours of this stench.

I stand corrected. I did not know that San Fernando was a city. I have only heard of it referred to as San Fernando valley. I will now turn the page and hope for the best.

It has to be how many people are married to their cell phones. As soon as it rings everything in the world around must come to a halt. Say you are out to eat with someone. In the middle of a conversation their phone rings. What do you hear of the conversation? "No, I'm not doing anything. what's...

Don't worry. guitardevil will pay the price for this.

Don't be too hard on Al_kemist just yet. I too had concerns about the wording of the question. In a different way. I sent my answer and will stand by the judges rules and decisions. If some **** gets stirred up over the answer that would be too bad. Petra doesn't have to take this task on and...

Okay, If it wasn't for so much photoshop **** the piece would have been good. Do it right folks. Make it real. In US baseball you can only bunt foul on your first 2 strikes. On the third strike you can swing and foul it off and get another swing. Bunt foul on the third strike and you are out...

Don't worry for your granny getting one of these things. First it probably doesn't meet emission standards. Second it it is not a hybrid.

Great presentation for us fans from the Venus show. Nice to get a shout out from RogueAlan on the chat too. With as many chatters that requested to give Roald a kick in the balls I didn't get to see that. Did anyone see him get a kick. If so please post a link to the video. I hope you guys got...

Jesus Christ! Go back 1 page. How did you get to this page without seeing it?

Male performers question? Come on folks, this is so easy to find. Even if you dont have a good guess, collect your points. I nailed it on my first guess and searched to confirm it. This is like a contest that most entries will win.

Ya Hoo! One Year Pass to GND! Into the hat I go. I ain't stopping here. More points up for grabs for the big one (women and men alike, we all want a big one). Good luck folks.

Amy Reid over Keira Knightley. Keira nude on film at 16? Too young and not leagal here in USA. Alice Kramden or Jane Jetson.

Rock, you answered a tough one and got your points. I don't know the results of this second question yet, but I know that I nailed it with the bonus. It wasn't that hard to get the answer. DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME FOR THE ANSWER ****! DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!

Okay, time for me to be the one asking the stupid questions. First, I don't understand how the points work. If I attempt to answer I get 25. If I get an answer right I get 25. If I get an answer wrong I get 15. Is my math and scenario below correct? Attempt: I say I don't know and don't give...

200 euros for a ticket but discounted to 1600 euros for a table of 8? Am I not understanding the meaning of the word discount?