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She's not exactly fresh meat anymore and should be grateful she can enjoy a working wiener that doesn't need to be started with jumper cables.

If Lemon Drop charges any less she will be the one handing over the envelope. Going condomless is not a problem as she tries to sneak your wiener inside of her raw anyway.

Let’s hope the Anal Bounty Hunters are able to round up the Anal Fugitives so they can face the long arm of the law being dealt with the justice they deserve.

I live over by UCLA and the huge Ralph’s Market in Westwood Village was packed a little after 3PM on a Friday. There were some empty spots on the shelves and the lines at the checkstands were very long. I was there just to pick up some coffee and sushi so I was fine. The people shopping and...

NBA suspends season until further notice after player tests positive for the coronavirus https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28887560/nba-suspends-season-further-notice-player-tests-positive-coronavirus

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28887560/nba-suspends-season-further-notice-player-tests-positive-coronavirus

Congratulations to The ******** Joe as he's that much closer to being crowned winner of the loser of the 2020 Presidential Election. Let's hope he doesn't get confused and kiss his ****** thinking it's his wife. This just in... Corn Pop just endorsed Joe Biden.

RIP ****** Merrin

At first I couldn't stand Britt Baker. In addition to being a wrestler she's a real life dentist. Problem is the announcing team kept reminding the audience over and over again about her being a dentist. She was also a goody-goody babyface and cut boring, useless promos. Now if you are going to...

I've been really checking out Aishe lately as she's been giving some of the more sexy Coronavirus Breaking News stories...

HECK YEAH!!!

Now Joey not only shows us what's good to eat but how to eat it. What do you think of that, muchachos?

I have at times wondered if the God of Love we were taught about was really the Devil and had the desire to enslave us and make us suffer while the Fallen Angel was the one who truly loved us and wanted us to enjoy our lives.

That's how we roll out here. Walking on the sunny side of the street is stepping over a dead hobo on the way to Starbuck's. On a tragic note me and the wife were supposed to go to Italy for our 5th Wedding Anniversary. Looks like Breakfast for Dinner at Coco's in Culver City instead.

Guys like Robert Conrad and George Kennedy are guys who died recently who I also thought died over 20 years ago. It was difficult to mourn their actual death as it would seem like double jeopardy deja vu.

I'm going with Rich Little unless I'm wrong and he's impersonating a living human from the grave. I thought he died right after the Reagan Administration. He's 81 years old now.

Every cloud has a silver lining and I must say I've noticed the traffic in LA being way more manageable lately. Thank you, Coronavirus.

I am in the "I don't know" category. I'm only human and have no way of knowing. I try to keep my mind as free as I can and if I do good it's either by choice or fear of earthly consequence. I also don't believe in Satan but if he were real I would consider him an Angel of Liberty that shows me...

I just received my black Gibson SG from Sweetwater. Now I am getting an amp. I plan on getting the Boss Katana 100 Watt Mk II. It has a 100W, 50W, & 1/2W modes. https://www.guitarcenter.com/Boss/Katana-100-MkII-100W-1x12-Guitar-Combo-Amplifier-1500000300274.gc

Hey 'Fly, how do you get weed in Germany? Is it legal? The dispensaries here in California are the best and most civilized way to score I have seen. You get a nice selection and there are websites that you can check out that give reviews of dispensaries and also their menu and specials. The new...

I try to go to dispensaries that have good weed and also good prices. Those tend to be ******* shops because they don't charge/pay tax. My old weed shop got shut down so I tried this new one. As a first time customer they hooked me up with some free moonrock. The Larry OG that I got a half oz...

Kombucha is what it looks like I make in the toilet after going to Soup Plantation. Be like the LA ***** and make your own Kombucha.

She likes to kiss fellas on their wieners.

After all these years, now in 2020, is there a better Thrash Metal Band than Testament? Those boys are still going strong.

Not a good night for Pocahontas. She even lost her home state. "Ahm gonna get me 12 to 16 beers."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/inside-chris-matthews-exit-msnbc-223002271.html

Too much reedin' and I ain't like reedin' too much. A lotta lotta videos too. Is there a Cliff Notes version of this thread? I like Satan and things about Lucifer but my feet fall ****** going through the posts while sitting on the toilet.

As baseball legend Ernie Banks once said, "Let's eat two." That's each, dammit!

I wish there was a Wendy's closer to my house. This Breakfast Sandwich looks so good!

Tomorrow, Super Thursday... I mean, Tuesday, is gonna be fun.

Here is the rest of the show including Bootyjudge's endorsement of the ******** Joe. Joe says Pete reminds him of his *** Beau (not Hunter though) and Pete "has a backbone like a ramrod".

How bad does someone want to be President that they would allow themselves to be seen like this? In hindsight Tom Steyer backed that thang up right out of the race.

After much talk, speculation, and wishful thinking Joey finally comes out with his official KFC Chicken & Donuts Sandwich Review.

One wiener per hole inside Asian ladies