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Since she was a kitten my female kitty licks me more than any dog does. In contrast her ******* grabs me and gnaws all over me. Does anyone have a licky cat? She won't stop and looks like she's ********** when she does it. She's a cute thing and I like it.

Good riddance to Paige. She looks more and more like a blow-up doll every time I see her.

Oreos Original Chocolate Sandwich Cookies have always been my favorite then Pepperidge **** Milk Chocolate Milanos then Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip Cookies. All served with a big, cold glass of milk.

Thank you, sir. Post of the week is better than number two.

Holy Tandoori! I just realized I ran out of toilet paper! There’s naan left! What am I samosa use now???

I just ate some Indian Food that I got out of a Chevron Gas Station and the curry is spraying out in a hurry. The food did taste great and looks the same in the bowl as it did on the plate. No toe curling yet so this one might be the normal rating of 3 for basic diarrhea. I would also like...

I've been on a real 1980s Heavy Metal kick lately.

This album cover is so badass the eagle has a six-pack and a third testicle that he named "The Fixer".

No poll here because this requires an explanation. Rate 1 star for a tiny drippy trickle of a **** and 5 stars for a ******* shitzilla. I woke up this morning with the ******* Shits. It's basically frothy diarrhea. It was about 7AM and I was still blurry-eyed and wobbly-legged. I barely got my...

I’ll pick the Latin girl as I’ve had better experiences with those types when doing the sex.

Here's some great stuff from Tony Iommi's solo project that he did with Glenn Hughes.

Here's something other than Metal. If you've never heard of Black Country Communion then do yourself a favor and check out these two songs. Glenn Hughes – bass, lead and occasional backing vocals Joe Bonamassa – guitar, backing and occasional lead vocals Jason Bonham – drums, percussion...

Always choose service over looks. I’m fine with a blue-haired, turkey-necked, liver-spotted, saggy-boobed granny if she’s horny enough and a well preserved Asian GILF-type. Mamasan has experience and knows how to handle a wiener just right. She’s been having her cheeks split since Korea got...

I will be making a triumphant return to Austin, Texas this Thursday and as soon as I arrive make a special appearance at the Whataburger over on South Lamar where I will acquire a #2 Double Whataburger w/Cheese Meal with a large fries and Coca-Cola. Hopefully I don’t run into the chatty goofball...