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Life is for the living. Do your loved ones a favor. Pay all of your bills. Clean your house. Give all of your stuff to charity to Good Will. Write a final letter and do it in a place that someone will find you quickly. Don't make innocent strangers deal with the smell and look of decomposition...

Back during the wonder years of high school. There was this chick that always had good pot to smoke. We were good friends. Always willing to share. Not that great looking but she had her round with the boys and I wanted to have my shot. One night a bunch of us were smoking in her room and I...

The new strawberry-kiwi Kool Ade and a side of *****. I just love Kool Ade.

First time called. Sat all day and never got called in. Second time I brought The Daily Racing Form with me to read and made $300 that night on the horses. 3rd time called I got into the box. It was a dog bite case. Judge asks if anyone thinks that they should not be on this case. I raise my...

But seriously folks. I had been with this woman for a few weeks. We had some nice sex a few times. I don't know what it was but on one particular night it got really, REALLY, intense. We actually shook the bed till it ended up against the wall on the opposite side of the room. She was not a...

Here's a fun game our ****** plays during the holidays. Try to say the Japanese tongue twisters. After this desert is served. A good time had by all. After that desert is derved. A good time had by all.

Not till the lawyers figure out how to make a buck off of the divorces.

Gotta keep Sam. So many **** on this block love playing with him. It's like a game. Sam pops up and we get to see who and how he gets bitch slapped out. He does have some valid opinions about various topics. It is just so funny how he melts down when he tries to indoctrinate. Any valid point...

For christ sakes gunslingingbird, read the fucking rules. Each category is assigned a color. You buy tickets of the color you want to nominate. The 25 members that bought the most tickets gets to nominate in that category. This copywrited contest is for the private use of our audience. Any...

Chavon Taylor. I don't know who that is on the left.

Tough choice. This might help with your decision.

Mr. Revamp came here looking to feel good. Proud that his ship has finally sailed.

Being into this for a few months was a day by day, step by step process. Do today what you did every day till this point. Ask yourself,"Am I emotionally equipped to take this on?" Don't worry about tomorrow will bring. That will get your head all fucked up. If things start turning up for the...

So tell me, why do they all call you mrjames_007?

...and if you don't I'm going to hold my breath till I'm blue in the face, so there!

It may be a bit too soon but I think it may be time for us to line and get behind our new friend th3ant1chr1st and give some reps. This young man has given this site a valuable thread that should be a must read before making your first post. Moderator, please move this thread to the frequently...

10k congrats.

Same here Nikki. We love ya.

There's a contest in here? 3 red tickets please.

Just post some pics of you bending her over a chair and driving it home. Your rep points will skyrocket.

And he has candy. Follow him.

Personally I have never run into this guy but there has been a lot of talk about this new one named th3ant1chr1st or something like that. Without getting into too many details I'd just try to stay way clear of him.

I'll ask a moderator to shut down this thread. Just don't send the pizza police over.

Look dude, I'm fine. I came to this thread because of the title. We've got a nice 3 pages going here. Some people like it, others don't. Now you come shooting in here trying to tell us what is and what is not a fucking pizza. If any of us really wanted to know the names of the regional varieties...

I'm going to light up a smoke and vote for Miss Hybrid.

The switch from paper to plastic originally came about as a way to provide bags that were cheaper and took up less space to store. They stood up nice in the car and held much more. I keep a few plastics around now to line waste baskets or small garbage pick up or for **** I may need to carry out...

I learned this my first week in college. A slice of cold pizza and a warm **** leftover from the night before with a cigarette butt in it. I **** you not. Snap you out of it every time.

I think he likes you. Take you under his wing and guide you through the mystical and magical land of FreeOnes.

Being one of your older folks here I can tell you this, It used to be MUCH worse. 30-40 years ago gays locked themselves in the closet shitting in their boots fearing that someone would find them. over the passage of time the bravest came out and others followed. Gradually more people begin to...

I had to stop you right there. Please do more homework. Trust me on this. Trust me.

There are many on my list but Miss Hybrid gets top spot. I think she gets the edge because of the photogophy.

Anything that can make them big works for me. Even those basketball looking ones. The only time it doesn't work is when they start looking purple or veiny, or Chelsea Charms. Her nipples point to her sides.

Get him over to the no holds barred thread and see how he stacks up. As cool as you guys are, I'm not treading into that shark tank.

I'd blow a bus to ride a ****** out tranny. I'd blow a tranny out to ride ****** a bus. I'd ride a ****** out bus to blow a tranny. I'd ride ****** a tranny to blow a bus out. I'd blow a tranny to ride a bus ****** out. I'd blow ****** a bus to ride out a tranny.

Now, now Ralph. Don't start lumping all conservatives together. I am conservative. I am for gay marriage. And watching 2 girls together does nothing for me.

I would have no problem marrying another guy. The only comditions are that: He supports me. He has no interest in touching me. We have seperate places to live. He doesn't tell me what to do.

The difference is in the crust. The dough is pretty basic to make. The thing is that to properly cook it, it has to be done on a stone surface. That properly draws out the moisture while allowing the oil to do it's crisping. Those chains can't it with their pre-made crusts and conveyor belts.

It's not just bread, cheese, sauce heat and eat. The thing is that it is a pain in the ass to make at home. Anyone can make a salad or sandwich at home. But because pizzerias are better equipped to give it to us and cheaply, it has thus become our original fast food. The bread is not very...

Bob Ross used bodily excretions as his medium when he first started on PBS. Those are the lost episodes.

I am probably a tad older then you folks. When I was younger, I also had this "ultimate beauty" construction thing. It got in the way of me dating. I set too high a standard. Don't get me wrong. I was never stuck up. I knew that the girls that came close were out of my league. So why bother...

You know what folks? Stop scaring this poor woman and do your homework about smoking.

Miss at the manor.

Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl I want to put him on my buddy list and get E-Mails when he posts. Every time he asks for a name we make one up and link it to Norma Stitz.

Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl I found him. too. 64 total posts. 26 started threads of which 24 titled Who Is She. He started this thread. and your classic.

Re: really **** service of freeones me waiting since one 1 month and no body can repl Isn't it? We need to stalk this guy. I need to follow this screaming brat all through Walmart.

As much as a right winger as I am, *** laws have become necessary. When the constitution was written there were only 2.5 million people here with muskets. Your first *** laws were out west. When the cowboys went into the saloon the sheriff made them check their guns before ********. Western...

Okay. Now that is silly.

Of course she is voting. She wouldn't vote for someone that wasn't nominated. That would be silly. She knows the rules.

No problem. Just PM Petra with your order and she will put you into the consolation drawing for unclaimed prizes.