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#5 Denise Milani. So that I can say what nobody has ever seen. #4 Sophie Dee. Just because I can say what everyone else has done. Queen slut. #3 Tawny Peaks. I would flip around like a Rubik's cube. #2 My boss at work Ryan. She is hot and such a bitch. Shoot a load all over her face. #1...

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USA TODAY By Kristi Johnston, The (Shreveport, La.) Times SHREVEPORT, La. – Caddo Parish District 3 Commissioner Michael Williams doesn't care to see people in their PJs, at least not at a shopping center, restaurant or anywhere else in public. Williams said after seeing a group of young men...

The bar and club thing sucks. The girls generally come as a pack and leave that way. Girls that come alone are going to be spotted and the defenses are up. The only exception for me is when I go out for a smoke. There you have a few minutes to start a conversation about smoking and see what kind...

By and far, Pandora Peaks.

Are there any more days of Christmas left? Somebody go out and buy georges a sense of humor.

I wish I could remember his name. This comedian said: White folks are green with envy Red when they're mad Yellow when they are chicken Blue when they feel bad Turn white when they are frightened When we are envious we are black When we're mad we are black when we're chicken we are black When...

Gotta go old school here. Tiffany Towers.

Barack Obama.

Tim Tebow.

She was stupid and the law is the law. Ignorance is never an excuse. HOWEVER, NYC does have programs for turning in your hand ***. Sometimes they even pay you for it. If they just hustled her off to the station and explained the law and offered this option to her, that should have been enough.

It's called advertising. Get the name out there and it will be recognized. Get enough people and money together and you can become famous for doing nothing. Don't let me make a list of those from the past that did this. Too, too many.

It is because of the constitution that you have a right to create a law that doesn't allow Ted Nugent to have 300 guns. Go petition your legislators and get it done if you want. It is your right. If your legislators won't do it you can do it yourself. Read the constitution. The answers are there.

Let her go. Go Petra. Go sit in your triple sized cubicle at Yahoo, or Google, or the European Union Internet Monitoring Association. I hope they pay you good for those hard drives you brought home. Try matching the DNA you have collected from us with those penis pictures that we sent you. It's...

Sorry dude.

Dude, we ain't jumping on your Wii threads. Go shove a couple of sticks of sidewalk chalk up your ass a waddle the hell out of here. This is for mature audiences only.

...but seriously folks. My first thought would be with the ones I love and tell them how much I loved them. But if I do this, I am just gathering people in sorrow watching the end come. That's depressing for them. I don't want that. My thing to do would be to pack a cooler and lots of *****...

Gotta be the hair move. You know the one. Girl's hair is covering her face and the dude pulls it aside for the camera shot. Either let her do it, plan on this before hand with hair clips, leave it in the shot, or get another camera angle.

Wrong and not the end of the discussion. 10th amendment of the constitution: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. -The feds can't take away your ***. -The feds can't...

Fuck no. No film of my junk.

Yes. Strike zone box drawn on a wall. We didn't play the sewer cap game in the street. Also punch ball. Same as baseball. You pitch to yourself and batted the ball with your arm. Base runner hit with a thrown ball was out. Talk about old: NY Daily News 8 cents. Subway token 15 cents. Egg...

Cremated. Less time trouble and money. Sprinkle my dust at the top of the stretch at Monmouth Park. That's where many of my horses have died.

The rubber Spalding or Pensy Pinky was our Xbox. In Brooklyn there was a school at the end of my block. There was this 12' iron gate around it and it was locked after school and weekends. The smaller **** could get between the bars to get in. After that it was a write of passage. If you wanted...

I've got this left over pot roast in the fridge. If I don't eat it soon it's going to go bad.

Final words from Petra.

Bingo! Menlo Park. Exxon on the corner. That would be great. Talk about our suicide without driving to NC.

Jane, run fast and run far. Change your name to janejustjane.

Waterloo Abba.

Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod I remember that. Scored 90's across the board. Never knew why or how, or if it ever mattered taking it. Thanks for taking me back to the thrilling days of yesteryear.

You need to taste a Yodle from Hostess-Drakes. Bigger, better, and before the swiss roll. Little Debbie has good product. Cheap, tasty, but not up to the taste and quality of Hostess-Drakes. Little Debbie will be here for a long while though. They can crank out a million a minute in their factories.

Talk about snack cakes. Drakes makes Ring Dings. Going back to the olden days of your, that **** was 25 cents and was the size of a hockey puck. Sad to see the Twinkie lowered down into the grave.

Never had a girl that asked me for that. Call me a prude but to me that is exit only. I'd try to satisfy her if that is what she wanted though.

I've got your back Sam. We don't need another scene like this.

So here we go. I decided to walk to my locals to pick up some stuff. Found a canvas tote given when I signed up for something. It was the first time I ever looked at it and thought that this could hold lots of stuff. Off I go. As always I buy more than planned. My canvas weighs about 25 lbs...

How many threads about guns does this site need? With the exception of just a few places in the USA, if you want one you can have one. For those outside of these areas there are good causes why you can't have one. Enjoy your guns and just be responsible with them. They can easily to hurt someone.

Easy answer. Men are visually stimulated and women are not. Men are stupid and don't understand this. What brings a guy to do this can only be found out on a couch at $125 per hour 3 sessions a week. Spexy, does this happen that much? Your business is sure to draw some of them to you, but apart...

Really? I love that fucking place. Anything on the menu 24/7. I work overnights and my body clock shifts my meal cravings. A bacon cheese toaster at 7:00 AM for me is better than sex. I wish their burghers weren't so salty. They've also got a good thing going with their coneys. Too bad they use...

DHS: Did you here that Stan? It was a joke. He had me going there for a minute. Stan: Yea, me too. We'll just grab his hard drive and **** and I'll see you back at the office. DHS: Cool. What do you say after I process this guy we grab some Quisnos?

Thanks Sam. I had her in the "Who is a lesbian?" pool at work.

No surprise. It's time has come. I am not a healthy eater but I will admit that the trend towards healthier eating is the direction today. Market ****** are in place. It's sad to see an American icon go, but to be honest, I can't remember the last time I bought any Hostess product.

I was going to spend the week in Atlantic City but I can change my plans. Is there a Sonic nearby?

I learned a new word today.

If this picture of Perta doesn't just make your dick start jumping I don't know what will.

Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod All is fair in love and war.

None of the other categories has the kind of debate that this one has. They are all cut and dry. A popularity contest. OCSM votes should be thought out and be objective. They are not for the most part. Just like any election, if you register and stumble into a booth on election day it counts...

Re: Sexy Brunette fucked in a store I do know of Claire Dames doing one of these.

They paid $5 plus they pay your parking in the designated lot. Starting on the 4th day you get $40 per day. One of the times I worked for a company that paid for your day but had to give them the money earned from jury duty.

Simply cutting down the overhead costs and the savings are ****** on to you.

How did you even fucking get here? She has been writing the rules for posting, FAQ, rules for contests, over 13,000 posts. the gate keeper of this site. I can understand this question from a newbie but you've been here for 4 years and posted well over 100 times. What kind of stealth was built on...

Anyone that wants to quit smoking can now earn carbon credits. The republican nominee for president is Mitt Romney based upon the results of the Iowa caucus and New Hampshire primary. All other primary elections have been suspended and there will be no convention. Kool Ade has a new...