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Did he fuck her yet? How else do you think he got the part?

Let the *** decide when he's old enough? Sure *** and ***, try selling that line of ****.

Looking at that **** I don't see anything disgusting. I see $1 billion.

For all of you folks that think all Republicans support the nuts on the right you are dead wrong. Cross me off that list. Cupcake I love you but when you use Alex Jones as your source of information I just shake my head and ask why. As I have said before, this Barak Obama citizenship thing is...

When I see political topics come up I always question the source. Sure it is Bloomberg. A trusted news source. But it is an opinion piece and like my ***** always said."Opinions are like ass holes, everybody's got one." Bob.

Is the trafic getting thin here or have we just run out of interesting things? ...or is it both? Molexted and textual harassment are both **** not brought into the real world before 2010. Bob.

I think you have someting there. 11110 has 4 ones and Bush has 4 letters. George Bush has 10 letters. 3+6 is 9. 11 is repeated twice. The February 12, 1946 The US Government issues a 131-page memorandum to nineteen republics of the Western Hemisphere charging that the Argentine Government gave...

Mariah, please take no offense but I just watched the prime rib video and I just couldn't take my eyes off of the food. Using mustard to coat beef is not not common. My *** would broil round steaks with slabs of butter and a coating of mustard with a sprinkle of paprika. The sauce and drippings...

I don't go to them anymore. Redirect, redirect, redirect, trojan, virus.

Nothing against you or your girl but if you've seen one girl masturbating video you have seen them all. BobJustBob.

When I hear that song I'm like Pavlov's dog. As a *** in Brooklyn it was a panic to race home for money and hope to God he didn't leave. Where I live now the truck hadn't come since there were few **** living here. A few months ago several had moved in. I was chatting with one of the ******* and...

squallumz I thought you went veg. Did you fall off the wagon? Don't tell me you made those clams and didn't eat them.

Just a guy needs help situation. Maybe the girl knows something. I've never seen an unconscios person smiling.

Fat ass chicks with old dudes? Sure. Some may want to see her feet.

The federal income tax rate is not the burden on us common folks. It's the nickle and dime **** that goes on. Look at your phone bill. Mine was $37 plus $10 in tax. A truck of lettuce from Delaware to NYC pays $110 in tolls. That's ****** onto all of us that eat lettuce. This is just fucking...

Gunslingingbird has to be my favorite.

These questionnaires are just a set of questions set to some algorithm score prepared by some company to sell to employers. All you have to do is be consistent with your answers. Any person can beat them by lying. Just pretend you are the most honest upstanding citizen on the planet and you are...

Cover of Newsweek, an interview with Matt Lauer, BobJustBob brings you New Year's Rockin' Eve. Oh, I could just see it now.

****, Google Earth has pictures of your mailbox, and how you decorate your house during the holidays. See the cars in your dirveway too. Anyone out there that can stop them first?

Back in college my roommate and I hook up with these 2 girls that were pretty wild. We are ***** one night and decide for all 4 of us to have a bath in Jello. Easily said but not easy to do. Those little packages don't make that much so we kick in for $80 worth of cherry Jello. Had to clean out...

This is going to sound old fashioned but at some point it comes to battle. You earn respect for sticking up for yourself. You may lose the battle but you can win the war. The alpha runs with a team of support cheering him on. Pick one of them and call them out. See what they do. A few good shots...

We have all been to places where we pocket a few cookies or a donut for the road. Older dude comes into the buffet. He has 2 tote bags and starts pulling out aluminum foil. This guy came prepared to jack the food bar and he did. Unless this guy had ice packs, I don't know what his bus smelled...

1. Do you own a car? Yes. Need it for work and I like my freedom. 2. Who pays the restaurant bill: you or your female friend? I do. If she wants to take me out that's fine. I'll get the tip and anything else we do afterward. 3. How did you find the Freeones page? Free porn on the Internet...

Oh, please. Politicians are whores for votes and will take them from where ever they come from. Anyone who takes a side will welcome a vote from anyone willing to advance their agenda. The argument that your crazies are worst than my crazies just doesn't hold water.

Don't get me started on buffets. The horrible things diners do there could start a new thread. I'll give you one story. A little oriental woman in her 40's and her ****** are seated next to my girl and I. By the time we came back with our soup and salad their table was covered with 8 plates...

Petra, the time has come. Have one of your flunkies set out to get Octomom on the boards. BobjustBob

Yea, and *** will never forget that lovely ******'s Day dinner you took so much time to prepare for her. Screw the biscuits. She was with her little girl. Bob.

He went before a grand jury and was acquitted. Justice served.

Simple, note goes home to *** as a warning. If the little **** acts up again the *** gets kicked off the bus. *** now has to drive them to school.

The Russians had it right all along. Train people to only *** when it is time to crap. By making only that one trip to the toilet per day there is less water being waisted with flushes. We can now save the rain forests and the little fishies. Soon we can get free health care and not eat meat and...

This doesn't surprise me. 3 billion people that don't know anything more than fuck and look for food.

My girlfriend befriends this nice old lady. Helps her with stuff since her husband died. She takes us to her favorite Italian restaurant. Raves about the food and service. She asks for the waiter by name. Suited dude with the pencil mustache and carnation is fawning all over her. Animated with a...

Due justice was served. *** was brought before a grand jury and they cleared him.

Gotta wonder how this business deal went down. Just look at her without the paint. She has 8 **** and looking for some quick easy bucks. Offer her a few hundred bucks to suck some dick on film. Wait a minute, this is one and only Octomom! We have to secure her before she gets another offer. What...

It's not the economy that makes NY expensive to live in, it's the cost. Not just the city but throughout the entire state. Tax on clothes, 40 - 60 cents a gallon more for gas. Property taxes. Food prices. Rent. Auto insurance. I was born in NY and lived there half of my life. Here I am in NJ and...

Angry? No, but I do have my moments. True story. When E-Coli first broke out at Taco Bell several years ago I was a victim. I ate at the South Plainfield, NJ store and I got sick. The symptoms were scary and I won't describe them. I love Taco Bell so much I didn't report it fearing they might...

Re: Octomom's XXX Debut (UNCensored PICS) Holy ****! Those panties can reach her elbow. How thick is that paint on her ugly puss? Just give her some free government cheese and let her go away.

Will I wish I could back you up here, but again, you picked the wrong hill to die on. Many people on the left regard Stewart to be legitimate news information. Most don't. He is an entertainer just like Rush and Hannity. They all make their money and for good reason. They draw eyes and ears...

500 post in 7 weeks. At what point does this become spam? Are there moderators here?

No wonder you got a ban. How dare you ******** the fine name that brought us the fine quality of Red Lobster. I used to like you squallumz but you have just shown yourself to be just another of the far left trying to destroy corporate industry. You should lick my unwashed testicles for that...

Compromise: Let's work together so I get everthing I want.

When life leads you to a fork in the road, take it.

Frito Lay. From top to bottom they are such scum. They will walk into a store and throw money at the manager to ***** other vendors out. These other vendors own their routes and give good service. Cost is about the same too. You've got to watch everything Frito Lay does. From their billing to...

They are all finishing their NY Times crosswords. Those Sunday ones are a bitch.

My *** used dried mushrooms to add to his spaghetti sauce. Nice and chewy with lots of flavor. Try taking those portobellos and throw them on a grill for burghers. Here's a recipe: 4 portobello mushrooms, stems removed. Save the stems for later use with gravies or sauces. For the marinade...

Let's add the Knicks winning a championship. 40 years since one and they sell out every night. Forget about the seating tickets, how about $12 for a sausage sandwich and $14 for a chicken sandwich (no fries or *****) and $9.50 for a ****.

I was bouncing around the Sunday morning talking head shows this morning. All had the immigration as a subject. All of the right pundits made the same point. Obama had a 60-40 senate and a house majority to pass this thing in his first 2 years. He is just doing this for re-election purposes. It...

I can never understand this argument. If they are born here or have papers making them legal to live here, welcome all. If they don't then get them the fuck out of here.

Cupcake, I **** this motherfucker for what he does. Not for his money. What he does with his money is his his own business. I blame the voters for electing him.