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I got my first taste of natural peanut butter over 35 years ago. Hippie days when I was a teen. My science teacher brought some in for us to try. It was made locally in Gardiner, NY. The grist mill had been running nearly 200 years to that point. From that day forward the standard was set. There...

Buster Keaton. The guy was doing stunts and falls at 70. Moe Howard. I would love to turn that fucking guy loose today.

This debate often takes the route of fake or natural. There are very few either way that I consider too big. The thing for me is how they sit on the frame. I want those nipples pointing straight at me, not their knees, arm pits, or eyes.

Back when I was a ***, when we came home from school we had 2 choices. Sit down and do our homework or get out of the house till dinner was ready. No sitting in our room or watching TV. Find some of your friends and either play ball or ride our bikes. When I lived in the city we could walk...

At least we can laugh at the old timers through their overly produced mish mosh of unrelated talent groupings. Would you rather bring back Up With People for a 5th time? Try to sit through one of those shows. I would generally post a Youtube video here but I think there is something in the...

That karma thing is a bitch. We all like finding good stuff to keep. But once it can be traced back to the owner that fucking karma thing kicks in. Money found on the floor is great. Watching it fall sucks but I always remember that it will be paid back at some time.

Kangaroo? What am I missing here in the USA? The only thing we use them for is glue. I need to know more about this. Is it expensive? Is it easy to get? Tasts and cooks like what?

I did census a few years ago. The federal government mandates that we do this to count people in congressional districts. It has nothing to do with citizenship. Only where do you live. It cuts the states into districts. Counties and towns cut them up and share for their local stuff. Your name...

Look, you tree hugging, communist, tax my ass to poverty, we know what is best for all, organic, vegan, elitist hunk of ****. I couldn't agree with you more. There isn't anything else to read around here so I would rather talk about farts. Do you get them more from more from spaghetti or...

So they qualify.

The music was well done but she may have tried too much to overpower the song with her vocals. Time for me to show my age. I grew up on classic rock. At that time I was also into oldies. Pop and disco sucked ass. Over the years I lost interest in popular music. When I started to hear covers...

When I see Kim I look down the road and see a taller Snookie.

Not so fast pal. Not everyone plays the rep game the same. Dirk is a heavy hitter here and to get that kind of rep you need buy him something from his wish list.

This was the first car I owned. I only had it for 5 days. I paid $500 when I was 16 and my *** made me give it back because it was too fast. A 1964 T-Bird with red leather interior and wrap around back seats. Not only did the stearing wheel tilt but could swing left to right. I want it back.

It isn't that tough to get a state ID in NJ. It costs $24 and proof of stuff. Why not get one? You're going to need it to do things. That being said, all that is necessary to register is showing a utility bill with your name and address on it even if you don't have a SS#. Make sure this stuff is...

Blowjob in the car was great. How she kept driving between the lines mystifies me till this day.

The Wizard of Oz: W.C. Fields as The Wizard. Contract dispute. Shirley Temple as Dorothy. Didn't like her voice. Ray Bolger as Tin Man. Wanted to play Scarecrow instead. Buddy Ebsen. Originally the Scarecrow, switched to Tin Man, got sick from the makeup and couldn't finish the movie.

Things getting a little slow here. BobJustFarts.

Let's say that she had the sign and there was no speed trap. People slow down just the same. Public safety first.

A pack of Sabrettes always waiting for me.

Twist one up and have a pie. Bob.

Will, let's face it, there is no one on the right with the answers. The direction of the left is wrong but nothing is coming out on the right as far as ideas. All of the polls say congress is broken and the right can't put candidates up with a plan to take it back. The past 8 years of elections...

75 million sharks a year just for the fins? ***** ****. Shark meat can be widely sold on the open market for a good buck. That's like taking a steer and hacking the tenderloin, porter, and t-bone tossing the rest away. Bull ****.

If this is covered in the Obamacare health package then I change my vote to yes.

Because no matter how much cheese sauce you cover them with they will still taste like dirt. We are talking about cauliflower and brussel sprouts, right?

At first I thought she was better than average. The more I see of her the less I think of her.

You've got a problem with My Little Pony motherfuckers? Bring it on.

This is so much reminding me of a story. A dude where I work is in the same situation. 2 people with **** involved in bad marriages. Great sex and all the support that the other partners can't provide. The woman's ****** moves 400 miles away. They stay in contact but getting together is next to...

There are 2 things I don't like about it. Nothing to control the prices of health care and how the program is going to be funded. Many look at big pharma as one of the roots of high costs because they make big profits. I see these companies as doing the work to provide ***** that can be used...

Oh, my God! Dan Rather is gay? How did I miss that?.

Clearly Octomom. I could never fuck a Scientologist.

Gotta dump the new one now and make home work out. It's cheaper to keep her. Even though this fling lasted for 2 years, one of you will slip up and be discovered.

...or this?

Big fucking deal. Can it do this?

Throw them on a grill. Serve on a soft toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, and ranch dressing. Crack open a Molsen and enjoy the ball game. Bob.

Post of the Week.

It is too close to call for me. ****** Guy characters are better defined and the scripts are well written for them. South Park stories are much better though.

A while back it was pretty easy. Guys that sent pictures of their penis to Petra got a chance to hook up with a porn star in a monthly drawing. I wish she would bring that back. BobJustBob.

I wish you could have stopped early, but when the tears start flowing again over Gore not winning his home state of Tennessee, you've got to expect a reaction. Bob.

Does nothing for me folks.

Not till a few years ago did I realize how eggs could be incorporated into finer dining. Just those quail eggs on Iron Chef. I remember eating at a local ****** Mexican restaurant some time ago with fried eggs topping steaks. Eggs aren't just for breakfast. I'm doing this tonight. I have a...

Usually the studio only contracts for so many episodes. Audience response matrix are calculated. An evaluation is made as to the potential for growth. Once the studio makes their decision then the price has to be negotiated. Budgets need to be finalized. Scripts have to be written. Casting...

Chinese buffet has $7 lunch, $13 dinner. All is good food. 40 hot items plus a cold station. The only real difference is that they serve crab legs for dinner. During the week it is cool. On the weekends a different crowd comes out. A dozen people will line up by the kitchen waiting for the crab...

They sell that stuff out of carts in Thailand like Sabrettes in New York for less than $2.

I had the trim but there is something that I have to ask a doctor. Does the foreskin grow back over time or is my dick getting smaller?

Hard to believe but this is the best advice I have heard in a long time. I had believed that the,"this call may be recorded for quality assurances purposes" was good enough. ***** ****. Twice I have been burned by companies that told me one thing and later denied it. I asked them to pull up the...

Stan and Dirk you need to stop this right now. You both only understand a language that is limited to only 26 letters. Since you both can't comprehend even this language, he must result to using the smiley lexicon. Save yourselves the embarrassment of not understanding a more complex language.

Kleenex with lotion. Not the Scott's brand. Even though they have the aloe version it just isn't worth it. Kleenex is much softer and stands up much better than the other leading brands. Bob.

May I take that task on? I will just paraphrase Worm. :flaccid::suspicious::surprise::brick::mad::******::brick::rolleyes: So there. BobEWorm.

No he was just partially ******. (Get it? Partial like not completly? HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, How do I come up with these?) Bobjustbob.