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This dude I met became ******** buddies with me. He always had a cooler of **** stocked in his back yard and a radio plugged in. No problem if I came over to his place and he wasn't there. Welcomed to suck down a few and listen to some tunes on my own. So we're pounding a few down and he tells...

That's what she said. (couldn't resist using that line)

I've done one and it was okay. Consider what you pay for a porn site. No chance to meet with a real woman there. It depends upon what you are looking for. Serious people are going to pay money. That screens out a lot of people and trust me, you want people screened out. The one I joined had me...

I'm with you. The 7-11, cash and carry, and gas station plots start to get stale after a while.

Here you go Liberals. Will now belongs to you.

"Fat, *****, and stupid is no way to go through life sweetheart."

So Will, you want the Feds to make more decisions for us like who can marry who? You're beginning to sound like the Liberal here looking to grow government. Take the rights away from he states and thus the people get no representation on any level. Did I say Liberal? Sorry, you're sounding more...

It's a Friday and my wife cuts her hand on a meat slicer. Not very deep but half the size of a match book sliced off on the meat of her palm just below her thumb. The doctor does a graft, packs her hand loose and tells her it will ***** but don't worry. We still want to see a band down in Asbury...

Looking for stories where you should have been put into cuffs but didn't. Getting out of tickets can be funny but there have been time when serious **** was going to hit the fan but by some dumb luck you got away from it. Share.

Great idea! Write your break up on a thread here on Freeones and send her the link. She can view all of your account actions and know why you haven't been paying as much attention to her. More than likely you never hear from her again. Worse case scenario? Move to Pakistan.

Never wanted to suck a cock. Telling your girlfriend would probably make her insecure since SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

14 for today.

How could you not go with world one? Never have to worry about bitching. Never have to worry about what she is doing. No baggage. Anything you ask would be welcomed with joy. You have a fantasy about the waitress at Denny's? Ask her to play the roll and you've got the 11 instead of the 7. All...

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No they shouldn't have been reprimanded. But once the tragedy happened heads had to roll. The station is getting calls from sponsors looking to pull their ads. In broadcasting there is no integrity. They are in the business of selling cars, soap and soda. If they keep these hosts on then money...

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Each state has their own laws concerning marriage. Male and female laws are different for many of these states. I don't think the Supreme Court should decide on this. Leave it to the states.

Christmas cookies baked just for me? Oh, hell yea! What a great reason to check the mailbox. I entered on your site and want to make sure I am in by confirming here.

An interesting proposition. One that I am willing to take on. Many things to consider. Sam has been in the hospital recently. This can effect anyone in a number of ways. Reality sets in. A reflection of one's past. Medication. Consider his age too. Although not an old man he knows he is on the...

This needs to be on every Christmas playlist.

Don't jump to any conclusions folks. Read the entire piece and tell me the same thing hasn't happened to you too.

Did you say you worked for Hank Araron?

Let's face it, this recession is the product of people buying homes they couldn't afford. What should have been done to prevent this? We see people making more money and an opportunity to move up. Banks offer up the cash to do the business. Did ANYONE from EITHER side do ANYTHING to stop this...

Somewhere down the road when we run into eachother we can settle up. Till then you can keep a running tab.

Syria has been the Wall Street of terrorism for decades. It's an industry there. Every group from every country has offices there buying and trading. Let that **** hole take care of it's self.

Apolla - the contest is open to everyone. It is a random drawing. There are different colored tickets to buy. Details later. Dirk - Monmouth Park is called,"The Shore's Greatest Stretch" so pack your junk as tight as you like into your speedo or thong. Bring a kilt or skirt. I keep a little...

Radio. I have always been captured by the spoken word. Graduated with a broadcasting degree with many meteorology credits. Problem was I didn't have a good voice and couldn't read scripts smoothly. Funny thing though, English was my worst subject in school yet I have made a few bucks writing on...

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Defense cuts have to be put onto the table. Research and technology don't have to suffer. It's the layers of paper pushers that need to go. Our defense system is the best because we can replace boots on the ground with sophisticated intelligence and a highly efficient tactical strike *****.

27 more years to get that waxy yellow buildup off my kitchen floor. There is a God.

Congress had 4 years to deal with this **** and now they find out they have to address it. Tax reform is always good to talk about but nothing gets done about it. With the hundreds of representatives we have in Washington they couldn't assemble 12 of them to hack out a plan? You know, when a...

Whoring yourselves out for a hunk of tin. You guys make me sick.

Easy Rider was on last night.

I think it was tuna. She didn't have ham in the fridge. Give the models credit to do silly things for us.

You've got that right. It's the fucking Congress. Every 2 years these folks come up for reelection and 90% of them get back in. They spend their time trying to get reelected rather than making the people's voices heard. The President can only sign what is put on his desk. Sure he railroaded the...

Briana, don't forget to enter the,"Win A Date With Bobjustbob," contest. A fun-filled day at Monmouth Park with tailgate food and drinks. Wheel the coolers in and enjoy the afternoon watching me trying to break even on the horses. Red checkered jacket, white shorts, and sandals with socks are...

Okay, you asked for it. 808 for my chance.

If Sam wins his suit do I get my $20 landslide win?

It would be easy for any of us to start citing legislation from the far Left and Right to try and defend our positions. I'm not going to go there unless challenged. The point of the matter is that we as a people can make things better for ourselves without being told what to do. Human beings are...

You know that some of the dudes marching with them had wood (wood = erections for our Finnish friend).

What a trooper. The last time I won one of these contests I asked the model to wear an Abe Lincoln hat eating a ham sandwich. The hat wasn't Lincoln and the sandwich wasn't ham but still it was close enough. Have fun here. Can I win more than once?

nooo!!!

Let's see, a chance to spend time with a person that was able to manufacture a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in a very competitive worldwide contest? Yea. That would be worth a few bucks for dinner, drinks, and a club. Having face time with someone with the good business sense to do this at the age of 24 is...

I'll give 8.5. In person she is probably a 7.5. I like her body and,"Fuck me" look on her face. No way she is getting $1500 from anyone now. Dallas, SD? Look this town up and find any kind of civilization within 120 miles from there. Pheasant hunters is all they can get at Franks and that's on...

Harley, you read my posts and know that I am a Conservative. Am I a total asshole? No two people in this world agree on everything. Some less so than others. That's okay. But for some reason it seems like people who think differently from you are the Boggie Man. Is it that you don't want to look...

Pandora Peaks. Colt 45. Elizabeth Star. Wifey. Tiffany Towers.

No vote. Maybe they will see the light and adjust. If not we can keep them here for our entertainment.

There is no shortage of of people trying to ***** their values upon us all. But when I look at soccer games that keep no score, schools that won't allow red and green cupcakes during the holiday season, no red marks on graded papers for students, it like regulating hurt feelings. This stuff goes...

TMZ reminds me of a bit that Howard Stern does. Walk up to a ********* and ask them who they are and what they are famous for. The,"you don't know who I am?" reactions are priceless.

Craigslist? Hell no. I wouldn't walk across the street to buy a toaster from any ad on Craigslist.