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Color me old but walk into a bar playing The Grateful Dead and all worries just go away. Alexpnz, we need to hook up at a Good Rats show.

It all starts in the home. Parents to teach **** not to touch hot burners or cross the street alone. Eat everything on their plate and pay attention in school. Be home on time and tell me where you are going to be. Tough being a *** or *** but do your job. I don't care what your social-economic...

Isn't he also that restaurant guy on television that tells people their food sucks? I've never seen them together in the same room.

Clearly the hedgehog. That scraping action when I eat lots of corn leaves me with such a clean colon.

Alice's Restaurant. Arlo Guthrie.

Oh, fuck me! I won the first fan sign and never gave you a rep. My punishment will be to NOT get a bare bottomed spanking.

News update: Twinkies coming back. http://www.cleveland.com/business/index.ssf/2012/12/twinkies_other_hostess_brands.html#incart_river http://www.bizjournals.com/columbus/morning_call/2012/12/hostess-brands-likely-to-return-soon.html

I don't want to brag but I don't think my dick would fit through to top of those bottles to shoot my goo.

It's either basmati or jasmine rice for me. I keep both in the house. I have an Indian market near me. The selection is huge and prices are terrific. Brown rice never did it for me. I like the idea of rice leftover from the rice cooker for frying. I've never gotten my fried rice right no matter...

Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy. You don't think you are going to win? Fine. Let me give you a comparison to ***** racing. You are always paid something even if you finish 5th. Some tracks pay all runners. Get into the race. At least let your backers see you there. There is nothing to gain by staying out...

I have to disagree with this. There are many like you that have their tastes for more natural or proportioned figured models. Many of us like the Barbi Doll figures. The assembled woman that we put together in our dreams. Plastic? Yes. Some are into virtual women. Not me. Those are cartoons. But...

Like I've said over and over again, these folks knew about this even before Obama took office. Sure I'm not happy about getting Obama-care railroaded through, but these guys can't multitask and address other concerns for the nation. It's not only the tax issue, unemployment is still high. Sure...

Re: 2012 Official Gardening Thread 2 months later and the rosemary and thyme still won't die. A hurricane, nor-easter, and a few light snows still won't **** them. Tiny green parsley aslo remains. Some seeds of mesculine that I planted very late sprung up above the soil level quickly but no...

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Absolutely real life. That's why we don't see Asian men fucking white chicks.

Re: Have you experienced the 25 cents live girl peep shows in Times Square during the 70’s & 80’s Yea, I would ask her the same thing.

What you doing up? Why aren't you ******? Do you realize it's 2 in the morning? Have you no consideration for other people? Can't you see I'm ********? Don't you realize that I have to be up in just a few hours? Why do you leave your toolbox out where people can trip on it? What are you doing...

Too late for me to enter but I will next year. CamWithBob will blow the competition away.

Now we know why the food is such **** over there.

Bad move. Aside from ***** and mail-order brides, we don't want to buy anything else they make.

I think you're a nice guy and your heart is in the right place. But these ******* **** livestock. Puppies and kittens. ******** are playing outside. If these things were happening by your house you would get a *** too.

Idiot fucking news people. They were told no and did it anyway. Who made THAT decision? They could have filmed the segment outside of the city to avoid any ****. Nice move folks. I hope they got the impact value that they were looking for.

And why do they have scheduled hours? Aren't they supposed to know when you are going to visit them?

On the train trip home from Christmas with the ******, a tourist with his ****** are heading into Manhattan for a little sightseeing. I suggest them to take a ride on the Staten Island ferry after the sun goes down. You go past the Statue of Liberty and the view of lower Manhattan is spectacular...

Show the guy a salad and he'll stab himself in the kneck with a fork.

There isn't anyone who doesn't recognize Larry Fine. I am a 3 Stooges expert and I find him by far to be the best. The more you focus on him the more you appreciate what he brought to the team. I will never give up that avatar. The signature? My love of ***** racing and the quote I found in a...

Some are good and some are bad. You can find them everyday at the track.

Should I even bother posting the Monty Python Self Defense sketch? "What if he's got a pointy stick."

Since it is 8 days I say Happy Hanukkah during that time. After that it's Merry Christmas.

March of the Wooden Soldiers. Alaistair Sim. A Christmas Story.

Cooking naked is just stupid. Things splash and splatter. You can get burned too.

Keyboard? I thought that was a paper towel that those hip people buy from Sharper Image.

It wasn't till now that I remember one of my all time traditions, scrambling to complete my list on Christmas Eve. I plan my gifts weeks in advance but somehow I always need to run out at the last minute to finish. This year it was for the stupidest things. I didn't have enough Christmas cards...

I **** to agree with a Liberal much less a Socialist like Johan, but I will say one thing. The responsible use of guns lay onto the hands that buy and own them. You want to own and use them as you want then keep your guns safe. Have the regulators do a more efficient job of patrolling. Register...

No, seriously, what is that crud in that mug?

V V most logical choice. I could easily live in a world ruled by him. Hey, I could just as easily have him run my household.

Deport him? Great, just give him more attention. He can do the same show for CNN at their London bureau. You want to get rid of him? Don't watch his show.

Nothing special for Christmas eve. I use it as a clean out the fridge day. Make room for the leftovers I get sent home with. Sorry Squally, but it's my *******'s house rules. No saving the shrimp. Snooze and lose. Better get there on time. Did your Asian market have fresh seafood? I never...

Come on now, CNN hired this shithead to do the same thing that Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Rachael Maddow, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Bill O'Reilly, Keith Olbermann, and the rest of them do. Sell cars and cell phones and detergents and breakfast cereal.

Guys, you're problem is not with each other. It is with your elected officials. Did any of you watch the talking head shows this morning? They were blaming violent television, movies, and video games as the cause and putting armed people in schools as a solution. These are the **** heads that...

Several years back in NJ people were getting their trees from the sides of the Garden State Parkway. It got to a point that they now spray the trees with this stuff that makes the tree smell really foul. As a teenager we would steal wreaths off of people's doors. We would then drive to another...

Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Sha Rizel Oh, hell yea! She is on my radar. Can't wait for more. As said above, another Busty Merilyn.

NW NJ has a serious bear problem. They have a 6 day season and take down nearly 500 of them. North of there in NY there are cougar and south in the Poconos a buddy of mine spotted bobcat. Some coyotes have turned up in some populated areas of NJ too.

Good. Now that that was settled, what about white women not wanting Asian dicks? Is it a Porn Valley conspericy to isloate such people or more of a reality of the business end that Asian dicks don't sell?

Oh, come on now. Sensitive to our beliefs? No. Just calling out nonsense. Where are there protests over menorahs on town property? Who are the people that don't want red and green cupcakes and cookies brought to school? Let's face it, there is plenty of room for all religions here to celebrate...

Man, all of that stuff sounds good. Christmas for the past several years has been at my *******'s house. Never a bird since that is Thanksgiving stuff. It kind of rotates between a crown roast, ham basted in Pepsi (don't knock it till you tried it), a rib roast, or my 3" thick killer lasagna...

I'd like to see the numbers also as far as who consumes what kind of porn. Did anyone do a statistical study with a breakdown by race and ask them what kind of porn they prefer? Any kind of survey of this kind out there? I don't think any assumptions can be made without any kind of numbers.

When I said raw noodles I was talking about the ones in a large bag like pasta. Dry and brittle with no flavorings. If you know what I am talking about then are you to say that they are fried as well?

Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works I wouldn't have a relationship, much less marry anyone, in the business. I keep my fantasy and reality worlds separate. With that I will also say that if someone I would meet had been in the business before and stepped out of it, that would be a...