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I'd push the goofy slut's buttcheeks together toward the middle tightening the seal on her anus so I can send that hot, brown lava upward against the tide then cascading through her nostrils.

Chili's seems like a good place to bag a few slobs. I've seen gals in there ******** pitchers of **** with a straw. So go to Chili's for the Boneless Buffalo Wings and Baby-Back Ribs but stay for the Bloomin' Starfish and Spontaneous Buttsex.

never mind... delete.

I used to date a gal from Atlanta. She was loyal to **** as its headquarters are in Atlanta. I used to enjoy "innocently" ******* her off by buying 12 packs of Pepsi and thanking waitresses when they say "We only have Pepsi". Pepsi is based in Denver.

Now that he's settled down, stabilized, and ******* I wonder what Tyson Gilbert of Tennessee is thinking right now. https://www.the-sun.com/news/3588044/man-cuts-off-own-penis-throws-car-window/

They changed **** Zero. I was worried that this would be another New **** fiasco. Lucky there is hardly any difference.

I've gotten some serious heat for calling a refrigerator an icebox. Seems to anger some people as I've been sternly corrected many times. My *** was from Michigan and he was the guy I learned that one from. RIP to both of our ****.

I like how that exchange works. I hope you screw a lotta-lotta White ladies.

I like to follow Asian college girls around Ralphs in Westwood Village. They have long aisles so you can follow them around and get a real good look. When you're so horny you can't take it anymore there is a clean bathroom available for Punishing Percy.

I like using intentionally corny, outdated but harmless American regional expressions around my Filipina wife and she looks at me like I'm speaking Chinese. When somebody asks how I'm doing I answer, "Laughin' and scratchin!'" which means darn good. I also like to call a refrigerator an icebox.

You probably have to use Flex Seal for waxing to remove all that coarse, thick black hair.

Another hot Pakistani/Welsh gal right here. Sitara Hewitt

Here Sean is ********** a lady from behind with a Glasgow Necktie while mugging at the camera. Only Sean Connery could get away with misogynistic mischief like that.

Is there even an approximate number of how many times Sean Connery slapped an uppity lass in the mouth with his cock?

I think social media and internet video games are the new playground for ****. When I was in high school all I thought about was playing baseball and football. I don't see **** play ball with each other as much as I used to.

Hershey’s Syrup is a beverage to me and often never makes it to the glass. I stand in the doorway of the fridge and chug Hershey Syrup until my stomach feels bad, wait a few minutes, then finish chugging the bottle.

Those places are advertising some late night excitement on the TV.

Tonight I looked into the refrigerator and noticed there was no milk to make Chocolate Milk with so I just ate the Nesquik Chocolate Milk Powder by itself with a spoon.

I have to confess; I have never eaten anchovies on a pizza. I haven't even seen anchovies offered as a topping on pizza anywhere out here for years. I would add a buncha jalapenos to the Papa John's Shaq-A-Roni Pizza.

Here's an interesting take from an unexpected person. Does Ann Coulter moonlight as a Scarecrow these days? Ann Coulter sides with Biden on Afghanistan over withdrawal, calling Trump a 'wuss' who broke his promise https://www.yahoo.com/news/ann-coulter-sided-biden-afghanistan-114148250.html

When I was a *** we had Westworld in Westwood Village and Captain Video on Pico/Overland. I remember when the games were a quarter too. When I saw the first one that was fifty cents I though, "Whoa! That must be some state of the art game!" The innocence of a gullible *****. A fat one too. I...

The AOC has her bone to pick with Joe Biden's choice for Ambassador of Japan accusing Barack Obama's former Chief Of Staff of a coverup. How long will this dingbat wait until she calls Barack Obama a **** too? https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-slams-230700130.html

Here's Fox News Aishne Hasne. Born in Pakistan. Totally hot with a great body too.

Fox News Aishne Hasne I wanna grab at the fanny of that Pakistani

I’m still not a fan of KISS even though I’ve been trying to be one for decades. The seem like a bunch of record execs that decided to form a band and play dress-up.

Sure this isn't a retread of the Unmasked gimmick? Those two are shameless enough to grift wherever they can. Any new Kiss/COVID related merch?

This was a favorite of mine of the Papa John Special Pizzas. Good value with lotsa Cheese of Pepperoni.

I’m glad to see at 48 Asia Carrera still looks really good. She is definitely an all-time favorite of mine.

I wonder how many guys in Utah try to fuck her.

Some of the Persian ladies in Westwood are totally hot. I was with an Indian gal once but she was born in New Jersey if that counts.

With the popularity and internet buzz that the series "You Fuck Her Or No?" brought we, or me, at the FreeOnes Message Board Store Of Pornography decided it was high time for a retro-like spin-off. I vote "Yes". She can wear the Colander Hat, the ugly bowling shirt, and a pair of clogs as long...

According to these people my toxic levels of masculinity should probably give me 6 more months left to live. Goodbye Cruel World. I guess the meek actually do inherit the Earth but please don't mispronoun the next generation of leaders...

I buy from Amazon because I can order something at 4AM in my underwear then pick it up outside six hours later at 10AM in my underwear. You try any of those things at Best Buy and they'll call security. If a store wants my business they should make an attempt to earn my business. I drive a GMC...

I can’t. Gutfeld tells a joke, scans the panel with his eyes, and they either laugh out of politeness or they were told to laugh at Greg’s jokes by the suits. Some of the people who are regular panelists are way funnier than him. He gets some decent comics to sit in. Even the skinny gal with...

Pretty much the same deal in California. Thanks for the reply.

Too many. The list would be endless.

Lux, how has your Summer been as far as travel? Any issues or stories you'd like to share? We just took a few road trips and are waiting for December to go to Hawaii. We shall see what that is like when the time comes. Trying to live life and enjoy ourselves as much as we can.

Bill Maher is a comedian. A comedian's primary job is to make the audience laugh. Is Bill Maher funny or no? Not asking for an opinion on his latest lecture. Focus on the humor. Do he make you laugh? I can't remember the last time I watched Bill Maher's HBO show. A show billed as comedy that is...

I Googled your name and found some pretty neat images. You can shrink them if you need to.

Supafly, can we change the subject and talk about your sig contest? What's the deal? I wanna play. Looks like fun.

Agreed. Whatever you can imagine, no matter how sick and depraved it is, there are at least 35 people on Earth jacking off to it.

You guys speculating about Ted Cassidy's anus again? Was he tall enough the hole was more of an oval? Maybe a kinda lurching teardrop?

If you are The Repurposer isn't your mission to conduct a mutiny and take over becoming the new number one? Jones' head would need to be removed somewhere sometime in Indiana.