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Gavin Newsom survived the recall. I was hoping it would be closer but am still hoping this process did enough damage to Gavin Newsom to keep him from moving up any higher on the political ladder. Larry Elder is a good critic but doing the job is different. I wonder if secretly he's relieved...

I'm going to post a few things throughout the day. Some are skits and some are from real life.

Norm was one of my favorite comedians. He kept his illness private. Very sad news. RIP https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/norm-macdonald-dies-cancer-191425523.html

I knew tvsrip was gonna catch crap over putting pineapple on a pizza. I like Hawaiian Pizza too. Tonight, I had some Rotisserie Chicken. I also had Caesar Salad. I did something crazy and put them together combining them. It's good. Try it if you haven't yet.

Joe D’Amato shot a lot of Italian Horror Films in the 1970-80s that were borderline porno before he jumped in with both feet focusing only on the porno.

Now remembering turning away some fatties that I should have messed around with. When I worked at this gym this one powerlifter gal from Virginia would follow me around and occasionally invite herself to work out with me. She became a friend to me and my friends and we all hung out. I remember...

One lady from that place was named Sara. She was a sweet gal who was an Elementary School Teacher at some private Jewish school. Sara would get there at about 7 and actually help set up the ropes which we tied to a ******* Barrel. Her fat friendly butt would usually be sitting on top of the...

The first night club I worked at was in Brentwood. There were a crew of fat ladies who drank pitchers of **** with a straw and drove VW Jettas. Those gals sucked a lotta-lotta cock. The fat ones probably had more semen floating in their bellies than the normal sized ladies. I also occasionally...

How can a lady be so fat but so hot also? Google Plump Outback Asian Beaver

They show a fella's slimy wiener but no hot vaj from a lady?

I still have 5 1/2 months left to live. While I'm here could someone tell me what the heck Mansplaining is and who was the dingy broad that invented the term? I used to think Manspreading was smearing my hot goop over a lady's face until I learned it was just how fellas normally sit in a chair.

I have to admit when I first saw "Heels" I though you subscribed to the Brandi Rhodes deal where she humbly and graciously supplies a safe space empowerment zone that is both micro-aggression and condescension free for female fans of the male dominated wrestling industry. Then I remembered...

Thank you for the mention, sir. I would also screw the lady you are offering up for the sex.

I'm too immature of a man to have whiskers that reflect wisdom.

Rammstein - Pussy

Please, oh please. When I use Just For Men it blisters my skin to the point guacamole oozes out of my face. Most of the Beard Dyes for sensitive skin don't stay on well and rub off on your shirt or a napkin. Is there a happy medium? I would look so handsome with a medium brown beard.

Great Sludge

I just found my new favorite moped. Google Plump Outback Asian Beaver Arianny Koda

Master Of Bondage vs Angel Of Liberty: Who Betta?

One of my first memorable confused boners occurred in Gelson's Supermarket. My friend was looking at Playboy and I was looking over his shoulder at the Playboy he was looking at. I was an innocent ***** walking around with an erection that I didn't know how to make go away at the time.

Watching her right now. Such a shame about her vagina because she has such a cute face. I love hueras like her.

I miss the magazine era when I was a ***. I used to look forward to going to Crown Books in Westwood Village and stealing as many dirty mags that could fit in my school backpack. When I got home I'd spread the magazines all over the floor and admire them. I would finally grab the first one and...

If you followed me around for a week picking up my **** you could make about 6 or 7 Chicken Nuggets from what you scoop out. I eat enough fried foods that my turds are already breaded.

I know the commercial you mention. There are 2 really ugly ladies laying on the bed. I also like the gal with the short blonde punk haircut too. She seems like the type of gal who might be into spontaneous buttsex.

I want to sodomize Lily from the AT&T commercials. I would never rinse her *** off my wiener.

I always thought Dr Pepper made one of the better diet sodas so I tried the Zero Sugar version of Dr Pepper. I was expecting good and I got a little better than good. Try it if it interests you. I'm going back to the store to buy more.

Thai Food from Natalee Thai Appetizer Sampler Platter Thai BBQ Chicken Silver Noodles Sure Was Good

Man, the filthy things I would do to this GILF. Look at all the hair you can pull. I would love to corrupt this nice lady.

They are from the 1970s.

Anybody buy or know someone who has bought PC Matic? They advertise it like crazy on the Fox News but I don't know a single person that has it, not even people who watch the Fox News.

Holy fuckin' ****! I just Googled her name!

When I was a little *** I used to enjoy getting boners watching Emmanuelle films on The Z Channel. Sylvia Kristel had her hand all over my cock through the TV before I even knew what the sex was.

All feels the same with the lights out anyway. Home Depot sells an extra dark light switch for two-baggers. The Dallas Night Club in Austin used to have a Karaoke Night that I called The Lonely Hearts Club. A lotta-lotta blow jobs were given in the parking lot every Tuesday night by some...

Yeah. I always thought "moped" was code for "fatso lady". I forgot who originally authored the joke too.

I've inserted my penis into a few exhaust pipes after the moped got wrecked and I was totaled.

Heck yeah! Jacking off to Asian ladies is fun!

Tonight it was China People Food. Egg Rolls, Combo Fried Rice, Kung Pao Beef, Honey Walnut Shrimp. Sure was good.

I used to work at the Dallas Night Club in Austin. A bunch of us big hosses would go in and clean out the Chinese Buffet that was in the same parking lot as our work. A lotta food for cheap for poor security slobs. X, I also loved eating at Furr's Cafeteria. The one I used to go to is closed...

Agreed. Harboring terrorists with international ambition is where The Taliban screwed up. They have their lessons to learn as well.

Morrison shouldn't have used the Drip Stick. Somebody got a bit angry... RIP Johnny Drip-Drip

I imagine you cook a pretty mean steak, Mr Texas Man.

I got a little crazy pushing myself with the Carolina Reaper, Scorpion Pepper, and Ghost Pepper Hot sauces but I still go back to the versatile Tabasco Sauce on most foods. I do like Cholula Hot Sauce with Mexican Food and Sriracha Sauce with Asian Food.

Loved his portrayal of Omar Little on The Wire. Terrific actor. RIP https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/michael-k-williams-star-wire-203242485.html

Heck yeah. An ice cold Dr Pepper is good once in awhile. Goes good with McDonalds McRib Sandwich.

I told my wife this police chase story. I mentioned he threw something out of the window but gave her 5 guesses. She ended up asking for another 5 guesses. After she used up the 10 I gave her a hint and allowed her another 5 guesses. She ended up asking for another 5 guesses. A few hours ******...

We never spent so little on drinks nor had such easy pickens with a gal with blurry vision and bad memory.