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Agreed. Glad the evidence was there to show what happened.

I could eat Burritos almost ever day for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Just mix them up a little bit so there's some variety. In the morning, for Breakfast, have a Breakfast Burrito. At night, Suppertime, have a Burrito that's more suitable for Dinner Supper. As far as Lunch goes, keep an open...

I hope this helps a little bit.

This may be out of the ordinary but we need to give credit to the ********* community for not rioting and looting keeping their protests peaceful.

The closest Quiznos by me is on Figueroa in Downtown by Skid Row. That bun isn't toasted. Those are skid marks.

I really gotta mention again just how much I've been enjoying Grid and Rush Rally 3. I got a clip to connect my iPhone to my Steelseries Controller. Much more reliable setup and makes game playing so much better...

I go to Subway when they offer 3 Footlongs for $18. Sometimes they do a Buy 1, Get 1 also which I get too. Their steak is, at least, cat food quality.

I've been meaning to try Firehouse Subs. We go to Jersey Mike's all the time. I get The Big Kahuna which is like a Cheesesteak Sandwich with jalapeños. A Giant one is actually a giant sandwich.

Quiznos used the be the only gal who gave up the anal sex. When all the ladies started browning your meat you learn you can be more selective.

The guy I dealt with was just a polite no-pressure gay fella who works for Apple. I mentioned having a wife several times to make sure everything stayed professional.

When do all the court festivities begin? I hope to heck it's televised. You gotta admit... those slippers look amazing. I think there is modern technology constructed into them. Good luck to Mike slaying the evil-ahole-vote-fixer-doers at Demonion.

You can never clean yourself enough to be clean. Yep, it got on 'ya... You touched your steering wheel, didn't you?

I like making my occasional positive threads putting over a business or people that earn a pat on the back.

I got a great Italian Deli in the area called Sorrento's who makes outrageously good sandwiches. Right down Sepulveda is Johnnie's for Pastrami Sandwiches. Both in Culver City.

It’s dirtier than your mind. You scratch your sweaty balls then thumb through some dirty pictures while sitting on the toilet. Why do you even bother to wash your hands?

It may be 20 years for me. As soon as Subway got a toaster I was done with Quiznos. As soon as I found out about Jersey Mike's I gave up on Subway.

Mike is nice enough to now sell towels and slippers. Act now and Mike's niceness knows no bounds extending a promo code that was originally intended to be valid for only 17 minutes.

These guys started out in life as dumb Polaks then became stoners and formed a band. Some good Iommi-inspired riffs.

The tWELVE mAX will have to do.

You insulted my MacBook Pro's feelings age-shaming it being ageist, an agephobe, and anti-aging.

A fella’s ass should be a little dirty, smelly, and repellent as to not give the wrong message.

No harm done. My callouses have callouses. Gave you a thumbs up as I take ***** better than compliments.

Im sorry to hear that. I hope all things improve and you have a great 2022.

You hurt my fillings in this here message board store of pornography.

I hear a lot of bad stuff about Apple. I have criticized them myself. But today, I just picked up my 2015 MacBook Pro from the Apple Store. They put in a new battery/keyboard kit and the bill was to be $200. I get there and the guy doesn't know how to charge me until he found out it was no...

This is Bananas…

Long time, no see. Glad you’re back and hope you’re back for good.

You should keep doing what you do do. This place is a bastion of the highest level of sweaty perversion. If it feels wrong then you’ve done something right.

Looked pretty consensual unlike what this character does.

What the heck kinda concert was that? That gal’s back teeth were floatin’ somethin’ awful. Look at how much ***.

I think Pistachios are good but not as good as bananas.

I returned the controller. It kept disconnecting from Bluetooth. Racing and Shoot 'em Ups are my favorite types of games. There are a ton of good free ones to grab. There are free Mario games available for download on the iOS App Store.

I barely wipe my ass so no to shaving.

Last night we went down to K-Town for Korean BBQ. Have you ever eaten so much your driving was impaired? I ate so much I got food *****.

Here is the Sarcastic Black Power sign... unless she really means it. I'd **** to be a Black person dependent on what she is promising.

Whatever happened to all the formerly open minded wives?

A fart is a better outcome than what came out of him when he met the pope.

Usually except for the one time with Trump punching Jesus in Heaven while He’s ********.

Donald Trump showing his followers he could punch Jesus at The Last Supper and still get elected against Joe Biden’s remains in 2024.

Amen to that, Wise Man. I'm a serial offender of manufacturing duplicate threads too.

Eggs & Toast 4 Life regardless. See you in a couple years in my third Eggs & Toast thread.

Yessir and congratulations to John for being such an excellent bean counter. I tend to forget things.

I miss GWAR. I worked security for a side-project of theirs called X-COPS. Wild, wild stuff.

I imagine **** would be better off without their Twitter Machines. Give them a Gameboy Advance instead. Nice cartridges with complete games. No new-fangled social media thing-a-ma-jig doo-hickey to worry about Jared from Subway trying to send pictures of his wiener to your *****.

Jeanine Pirro

A China lady in a massage parlor told me my semen tastes like fish sauce. She then told me how much she loves fish sauce.

A fella gets to take a nice time out while his lady gnaws on his wiener until the white stuff comes out.

We just came back from Maui. I had a couple Hawaiian breakfasts. Not bad but I'm not much for Portuguese Sausage. The Spam was OK. The bacon was very good. The wife had a monstrous deal called a Loco Moco once.

I'm a lifelong Dodger fan who used to go out with a gal from Atlanta. She hated Bob Horner for some reason so I'd look for any excuse to bring his name up. I also would bring Pepsi in the house while she was a loyal Atlanta Coca-Cola lady. I'd do the Chop myself if Florida State was beating up...