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Here is Assari sitting with Olaf, Sven, and, Larz. They come here everyday and but still need time to decide they only want coffee. Johan, Jihon, and Jahen aren't served in cafes anymore since tables are only for paying customers. Dirk loves the smell of fresh brew. Jagger enjoys...

Sell them the bullets and lease the equipment. Intelligence too. Sunni, Shiite, Warlords, Chiefs, whatever. We've never seen a President become popular there and shouldn't aspire to have one either. The vast majority will always **** us. Not just for our political policies but our lifestyles and...

Okay. This is a tournament with brackets. I'll play by the rules and wait for some of my favorites to get in rather than mention them. As silly-assed as he may be, deluded is a part of this and I'll vote wmonbear. As much as assari has his beliefs, wmonbear lives in his convoluted self. Looking...

Put them all together and show that there are other things that say I love you other than Zales.

No, it's parody.

Bravo. I hope you follow through with it. That's the perfect place to pull this off. Let them call you anytime they want. They'll hear the machines ringing in the background and can even check your room number out if so curious. Having women in your like always makes it better. Needing women in...

Perfect. Make plans to do something on Valentine's Day that doesn't involve a woman. Make it the whole weekend so you will be totally unavailable like a planned trip. This is good on multiple fronts. No choices on how to handle the women. Allows you to do something for yourself. Gets you through...

She didn't hear from you at Christmas either. Before I go any further, please tell us that you didn't make plans Valentine's Day.

Candy, flowers, dinner fine. 500 bucks more and you know her only a few months? Why don't you just have your families get together for their approval. What a puss. The next thing you're going to tell us is that,"she's the one." '

No, you got it right the first time.

Any man that reads this this book is 50 shades of gay.

Price is Right. Someone just won a trip to Toronto. Over 7k. What the fuck justifies 7k for Toronto?

If you weren't talking Dino I would have gotten it sooner. Thanks Stiffy. I wonder what ever happened to The $100 Man.

True. And she had to know where she was. Sure it was at night but her car and the one behind her had headlights. Those gates are set 12' from the tracks. Even if it got stuck on her trunk it still kept her off the tracks. Those gates bend and have breakaways just for such cases as getting...

I've been wanting to try Popeye's chicken for the longest time. The problem is that I can't remember where they are. When I do pass by one either I'm not hungry or not heading towards home. Have you ever heard of Kennedy's Fried Chicken? I wanted to try that too but I've never seen one in a...

Calphalon cookware with free shipping! A one way ticket for her *** back to Philippines. An Earl Scheib paint job. 20 game mini season ticket plan for the Dodgers. A puppy ONLY if she doesn't think of it as livestock. And if you listen to these guys talking about poetry, do that and use...

The Lord speaks to all of us.

With your inspiration I found those hot dogs. Ready to serve them at my next card game.

Blazing Saddles.

Found a few suckers to buy my points for odds. Ring the register. And my potato skins kicked ass.

Lindsey Graham tosses his hat in today.

Re: "All White People Are Racist!" All white people? No. All other than white? No. Are people a pain in the ass? Yea. We all have different ways of exposing it.

What are they trying to create here? KFC is a bland piece of meat with a coating of 11 herbs and spices. A hot dog is bland processed meat product with just as many herbs and spices too. Imagine getting the flavor of KFC in a dog. Hmmm... Do you also say the word "bread" when ordering a...

I love that quote about the app being used to potentially target police. Those uniforms and hats are clever disguises while sitting in those cars with POLICE written in 12" letters on all 4 sides.

Who are they?

I've never been insulted about the size of my dick. Everyone that's seen it tells me how cute it is.

Okay Dino, I'm totally with you on this Anti-Philippine food thing now. I didn't fully understand it till I saw this. They took that secret blend of 11 herbs and spices and threw it on an Oscar Mayer cheese injected hot dog? This the work of radical Islamic fundamentalists .

You believe this contrail ****? I watched that hour and a half and it still doesn't answer any of the simple questions I posed to eric over and over again. Would you be willing to field them? He won't.

There was that mailbox story on another thread. Maybe something with air conditioner filters and Silly Putty?

I know what you're talking about. That hunk of stone piled with dumb **** and glops of sauce. Throw some fresh basil on top and charge $35. Those coal fired ovens are very trendy.

Yea, I'll take you on. The reason it tastes like cardboard is because you don't know how to eat it. Never order a slice to be thrown into the oven to reheat. Anything hotter than room temperature is fine. It only takes a few seconds of that crust sitting on that hot surface to make it stiff...

Here's the 2 differences. In the SW you get your spices, herbs, and vegies fresh year long. Varieties too and that's what you use. That stuff can't match what we grow here. What we get is either hot house or shipped or imported from elsewhere. With our pizzas in the NE, there is 1 important...

You guys can get a decent taco or burrito form anywhere and all I have is Taco Bell. Around here we laugh at chain pizza. Even with the coupons it's like, why eat that ****.

That's why we have porn.

I'm saving my virginity for Suzie Diamond.

She's 18 and born in 1991?

How did this guy install tanks and spraying equipment without knowing what was going into the tanks be sprayed? He said he didn't know until after the instillation.

Re: Why Does Donald Trump Constantly Tease About Running For President When Everyone Knows He's Not? He's a huckster, a brand name. Politician? Please come here and tell me how you want him to manage USA over...anyone. Case in point: $65 for a Trump shirt, $65 for a Trump tie. $30 for a Trump...

Wow Supa, you really did it! There is even a phone number in that link. Someone should call her.

Too many questions to ask. Did you or her never thought they could ever exist down there? If she had 2 more and braided them with a bead would it have made a difference? Is this the best or only place to satisfy your dick in the $100 range? Would you feel guilt if you didn't visit her...

6-10 potential candidates on either side taking swings then shifting their support as they filter themselves out at primary time. Joe Biden is still a maybe. If he decides to make an early no for the run, he will still have the cameras to swing powerful support. Mitt will be the strongest from...

You may not have come to the right place. There are threads where guys gather to spank it off through connections in private but not gathering on threads to conduct such business. Ask a moderator like georges or the like for future guidance. Posting dick pics on these boards may have some...

I am all about that. Standard equipment in my trunk are soft and hard cooler, plastic/paper eatery, beach towels. I'm an overnighter king of guy. If a date that might want to watch the sunrise, all I need is a bottle of **** and a bag of Chex Mix. Lots of time to talk. Kick your shoes off and...

I use painstaking research and statistical analysis to beat horses. Horses that don't do this kind of work beat me.

Not the kind that I have. It's of a baseboard design but I had lived in places as a *** with those tall cast iron ones. They were hot enough to dry out wet shoes or clothes in no time. The outside of my place is brick and since they put new windows in a few years ago there are no drafts. My...

Warner Brothers studios brought suit against the Marx brothers about their film A Night in Casablanca as an infringement on the Humphrey Bogart film Casablanca. Groucho Marx counter sued Warner for infringement upon the their use of Brothers in the name of their studio since the Marxs were...

My apartment is 2nd floor. Garden apartments built in the 50's with hot water heat. I have a thermostat that I believe is only there for decoration or make people believe that they can control heat. I can set it to 90 or 50 and it makes no difference. The landlord fires it up when they have to...

Is this eastern time or... where is this fucking clock? Don't get me wrong, I believe in science but I need to set up **** in my day planner.

I knew this would happen to you Dino. Get yourself off of that Philippine food and back onto the Delimex diet.