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It was an accident and a tragic one. Obviously no one intended for that to happen. Alec Baldwin is involved directly. He is an actor and a producer of the film "Rust". Are there any legal people with crystal balls willing to give their opinion on possible civil consequences? I don't care about...

That's a good one, Johan. You guys think of that one in the France? Any bidet trained cats that you know of? We can teach them to use the commode over here but it's still self-serve cleaning unless they have a really good friend willing to help.

Sure. Sounds like Presidential Metamucil. It’ll help nature take its course. Who is the deranged lunatic tormented incel Trump supporter that Lux is balancing out? They’ll both be wielding crucifixes at each other soon.

I brush my teeth with peanut butter.

Last night it was one pork chop and four cookies. I dozed off early.

I used to work security with a couple of Black guys. We were friends too. The smaller one was a wise ass and also a stand-up comic. I would enjoy using Black expressions and sayings but make myself sound like how Richard Pryor imitated how White people spoke. He seemed to enjoy it somewhat...

Vietnamese Beef Stew (w/Noodles) from **** Hong’s. Oh yeah!

I'm just asking as I've never seen it. The commercials are a chore to get through. Looks like a celebration of fat, ugliness, and patience. Who is the target audience for this crap??? Was that Raj from What's Happening cuddling with his boyfriend?

Lux, my friend, you are so basted, marinated, and broiled in **** you've come down with Trump Tourette Syndrome. All things in life require balance so please tell us...

With KC just drop the "i".

Melania have ice fishing accident?

Hmmmmm… if I had a Bacon Cheeseburger and had committed to add Peanut Butter I’d probably also add Jelly and maybe even some Chili too if I gotta wild hair. Once you get beyond the point of no return it’s hard to FUBAR it. If it don’t taste good you just ain’t high enough.

Good. I'm not a Bret Hart fan either. He's too much of a mark for himself. I was actually a bigger fan of the Hart Foundation and I am old enough to have seen them against the British Bulldogs at the LA Sports Arena. The Cody Rhodes situation; as the hours pass by I believe it may be legit. I...

I was waiting for you. I'm the type of fan that thinks everything is a work. Seems this story has been taken more seriously as the day goes on. I would enjoy discussing this with you, a knowledgeable Canadian Wrestling fan where it is considered a sport. On a scale of 1-10 how big of a Bret...

Don't forget about the gay male hookers who are invited there. In The Vatican the term "Worshiping The Bishop" has 2 meanings but both times the actual Bishop wears the knee pads.

I feel bad for not including Lawanda Page AKA Aunt Esther. She was even more filthy than Redd Foxx. One of the funniest ladies ever. HALLELUJAH!

Comparing all comics is apples and oranges so let's do apples and apples. My Five: Redd Foxx Richard Pryor Dave Chappelle Eddie Murphy Chris Rock

It has flowers in it. You like? It's popular in my neighborhood. Persian Pizza is good. It has hot dogs in it.

I like to occasionally remind people that Cardinal Mahony paid out a settlement of $660,000,000 to 508 victims of ***** in 2007 when he was head of the LA Archdiocese. I would donate money to the Church Of Satan before I would the Catholic Church as they are a lesser agent of deceit.

My ****** was from West Texas and told me about people from the churches knocking on doors looking for new customers and not above badmouthing the other churches who believed in pretty much the same thing. This not only drove her away from church but from God as well. My ****** was interested...

When I watched the Super Bowl I thought the LA County Mask Mandate was over. That's because the fans being filmed without masks were *********** and politicians. You can't blame ordinary people for seeing this bad example and think they are being lied to. Some of those douchebag VIPs are so...

Anybody know where Gloria Allred laid her chips on this one? She seems awfully quiet for such an attention whore. It's all about the shekels.

This **** never ends, does it? Poor girl was followed home and butchered. I hope Asians declare all out war on who is targeting them. It's time to put the candle down and pick up the *****. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/splice-producer-christina-yuna-lee-185951846.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

It’s their loss, *******. They should be happy to get a fella like you in their congregation. Me and my check book ***** in on Sundays religiously. If my wife goes to Catholic Church I ordered her to be cheaper than a Jew when the basket comes around.

Anybody end up in Hell being a prior victim of a botched baptism?

I just ordered a 3 pack of JVC VHS tapes and about to unwrap one and put in in the VCR so I can record the Olympic Games. When do they start?

Los Angeles wins another World Championship. That trophy will look good next to all the other ones.

I was really ***** one night and this gal named Vanessa offered me a ride home in her VW Jetta. I thought she was cute until the white stuff came out then I wanted to chew my arm off to get away from her. I still remember her breath smelling like my semen and Jack In The Box Egg Rolls.

This one is especially cowardly and heinous. Seattle is turning into a shithole. https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-woman-suffers-skull-fractures-012129115.html

Of all the politician ladies she seems like she’d be the hottest one in the sack. Her kookiness works for her sexually. Slutty Librarian Look.

I was looking for a Krysten Sinema: You Fuck Her Or No? thread. Golly gee I thought there was one but I don't see it. Anyway, great tits on the Arizona Maverick.

This one time when I was a *** our neighbor from Yugoslavia, who was a chef and owned a restaurant, made an omelette with only eggs filled with a pocket of jelly. As a *** I remember liking it but wonder what I would think of it now. I wonder if that type of omelette is popular in parts of the...

Oh yeah! Saying Tatiana has a full bush of lush and coarse dark brown hair is not a conspiracy theory but it could be a fantasy. She'll keep your ears warm during those Winter months of you providing cunnilingus.

Maybe it's good. I was eating a Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich last night when I thought of it. I also thought about grilling my Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich. Later on I wondered if it would be good to take 2 pieces of French Toast then put Peanut Butter & Jelly in the middle then sprinkle...

gmase, do you think she's hairy in the cunt region? Tatiana is Italian.