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The most evil toaster is the one still plugged in that you find in the bathtub while you're in it.

"If it ******, it leads." Back during the glory days of the Crack Epidemic CBS LA Channel 2 had Action News. It was a 30 minute broadcast with the first 20 being wall to wall drive-by shooting stories. The remaining ten minutes was Dodger scores and a heartwarming tale of Old Myrtle's 107th...

For those of you who have a Nintendo 3DS the eShop will be closing soon. Get your games ASAP. I just expanded my microSD Card to 32GB and bought some games. This one was digital download only...

Today being the first Friday of Lent we ate fish. This is a very good fish sandwich.

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Saw that. Glad they caught the fucker. Too bad he didn’t catch a beating in addition.

Hey guys, I apologize if this has already been mentioned but I heard Alicia Rio died from "complications related to Covid-19" back on January 17. She was one of my faves from the 1990s. I saw her once at a strip club in Hollywood. She was super nice and sexy. RIP...

The Azov Battalion was created in 2014. They have fought against Vladimir Putin and Russian aggression defending Ukraine since then. They are a well trained militia that is already battle hardened. They are volunteers who's motivation is the defense of Ukraine. These Nationalists could play a...

In addition to not being crazy I ain’t stupid neither.

I voted no which means I have now ****** the Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography Psychological Exam.

The next time you go to the bathroom remove the toilet seat after you're done and put that away too. After getting wedged in the porcelain enough times she'll forget about the other appliances.

Tonight it was El Pollo Loco. I always get the 16 piece ****** meal w/3 sides so there's plenty of leftovers.

I jumped under the bed in my own house.

Oh. OK. That’s much better and I’m glad to hear it. Carry on and pack on another ten.

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Ahhhhhhh... now you're speaking my language. So basically Putin is like Shane McMahon and all of Russia have been selling for his bad punches since the late 90s.

We taking bets now? I like money. Give it to me. I put my Rubles on The Czar over Ukrainian Jimmy Fallon.

Well, I think we're getting a little bit carried away now. I'm sure Putin would be OK facing Zelenskyy in a Judo match where they put the pink slips of their countries on the line.

Brave man. 100% Respect.

You got COVID? I'm sorry, man. Hope you feel better. I guess everything tastes like Lean Cuisine when you have COVID. Sorry about that too. Take care, get some rest, and be good to yourself.

I used to enjoy pranking places I worked calling on New Year's Eve just before I came on shift and left the house. They would always advertise a "New Year's Eve Toast". I'd calling pretending to be an old person who was hard of hearing tormenting the poor girl saying, "If I prefer an English...

I'd rather ***** my own diarrhea out of the toilet than eat Lean Cuisine. I ate one, just one, and that was enough. I was dating a gal and at her place while she was outta town. I raided the icebox and saw what I assumed was edible. It even had the word "beef" on the box so I was suspicious that...

Gmase, I changed my mind. Gimme that pat on the head now. This aged pretty well.

I've been The Invisible Hand all along. You blew my cover and thus sunk my battleship. Я вернусь с новой маскировкой.

Holy cow! This thread turned into a hornet’s nest of controversy.

I know. A dictator in his last throes would be beyond dangerous and possibly very erratic and irresponsible. I don't know a single thing about his health though.

Still a legitimate question as his health could be an indicator of his personal timetable to achieve his ultimate goal.

Just a curiosity; does anyone know anything about Vladimir Putin's health?

This is a bit concerning...

I heard that one before but it was a dead hooker's cunt.

Better watch what questions you ask or a certain someone's eyeballs may perk up. In addition to being a Russian agent you are also a **** for your speculation about the speculating at this spectacle of his spectacles.

No you don’t. I’m a free agent not beholden to any football team.

I can’t predict what Biden will say or do but NATO countries do have NATO obligations. Ukraine will never be in NATO. If this war spills into Poland then we have a major problem that may have to be solved with *****. Biden is in a bad situation. America is war weary. I can’t imagine Biden...

Thank you for the pat on the head, sir. No sense beating a dead corpse anyway.

I know it's frustrating. I will say Joe Biden was handed a bag of ****. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. At this point maybe it's better to chip away and weaken Russia with sanctions as opposed to direct military confrontation. Things can get out of hand and accidents can cause...

I bumped a thread that was 8 years old.

Almost 8 Years Later... Well, do 'ya?

Tomatoes. I used to date a gal who hated tomatoes so much she seemed to have a tomato phobia. I remember coming back from Burger King once. I told them "no tomatoes" on her burger but they screwed up. My diplomatic effort of removing the tomato and eating it myself did nothing to alleviate her...

He also said Ukraine not real country.

There's only 3 slots to choose from. Shove it in her mouth, put it in her cunt, stick it in her ass, then flop it back in her mouth, repeat. No atmosphere, character development, excitement, or suspense. The fellas in A Serbian Film were on the right track but those psychos pushed the envelope a...

I've criticized Joe Biden plenty when I felt he deserved it but I don't have a problem here with him trying to use sanctions. Sanctions are worth a try to prevent escalation, blowback, and unwise use of ***** with loss of American life.

I'm glad my wife is from The Philippines and has never heard of "This Is Us".

I do live in Los Angeles. I better put my toaster away before a gaggle of hobos try pitching a tent in there.

Bananas are my favorite fruit. They taste good and you don’t have to wash your hands before eating one.

I keep my toaster prominently and permanently displayed on the counter. It can always be used as a conversation piece if dead air gives you anxiety when company is over.

I actually jump straight to right before the facial where the pace gets picked up. I get through a 30 minute scene in about 2 1/2 minutes.

Correct. Not even a single word from Penthouse Letters. Regular Penthouse is more better since it has dirty pictures.

Watching most porn is boring enough but reading porn would be total bullshit.