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F- you again and a neg rep on it's way. Youporn would refuse to post such images. Moderators, get in here. Stop xfire from...from...from...this kind of stuff.

I'd think Kelly would be making a step up so MSNBC wouldn't be in that direction. Greta is going to MSNBC though. Last night Rachel Maddow was doing everything short of licking Greta's clit.

It's not that way at all. The good government of UK has decided that pointy nipple and pierced clitoris images need to be reviewed before distributed to the public. They have designated Miss Hybrid to the position of Minister of Naughty Parts. It is a large undertaking. Miss is very busy...

I don't want to know anyone that can't find something to eat on a *****'s menu. A few blocks away there is a takeout place that offers $1 a scoop. Always 15 basic items rotated at their choice. No shrimp or exotics but an assortment of starches, meats, veg, deserts. Big scoops too. Considering...

Kathie Lee & Hoda have got to go. It's a pretty soft spot for her to fill but what kind of a show will it be? If it's a news show I think that's too risky. At that hour people are already newsed out. It's housewives and unemployed viewers. Maybe we need another judge or "not the ******" show...

This is why jinta deserves to be The Grand Poobah of FreeOnes. I nominated Maxi, does that count as a vote?

Dude, we are all floating on that chunk of ice waiting to die.

Put me into the 30-55 percentile. I know a lot about some stuff and completely clueless about everything else.

Nobody said Jersey drivers were any good. We have diners, bowling alleys, and toll booths. F-you. It's OTB today and I'll be gettin me a sammich.

I am glad that your office is monitoring this situation. There needs to be a public forum to review the potential risks of the viewing of naughty parts. I apologize to Flyboy. Thank you for your service and look for my vote in your next election. Naughty parts are a public concern and you are...

Some of us don't like it but there are cameras EVERYWHERE. So you want to do a criminal act. Don't you think that there may be a camera someplace? Okay, no cameras here. Take out your phone and post your actions on social media? Stupid has no boundaries.

Miss Hybrid, Flyboy may be a Russian hacker. He may have gotten into the Ministry of Naughty Parts computers and publishing pics of naughty parts. Is there any way of stopping this?

I really want to do short ribs. The problem I have is the ribs available to me are all rib and no meat. Even in the better restaurants up here it's been 3 forks of meat drowned in sauce. Don't serve me a plate of bones. Harumph. Did you see what xfire did? Posted a pork shoulder before going...

F- you BC. You don't know what cold weather is "It might get down to 40 tonight." Go put chains on your tires you pussy. You might get 2" of snow. Schools are closing and no milk delivery to hospitals. But seriously, you can't go wrong with a can of hash or chili in the house ...wait, no...

If there are no pictures then it didn't happen.

Rhonda Shear. She's in her 60's now: not even close to her late 1980's early 90's days but I'd ride that filly home like Vasquez rode Ruffian. .

Some people don't have access to *** & pop pizza. I feel for them. Chain may be the best for them. Now if we are talking about frozen pizza... not in my house. I don't find myself ever needing pizza so bad as to buy that ****. Somewhere along the trail to buy that **** there's going to be a...

Not out of the realm of possibilities. Could have been run over by a bus driven by an operative. Switch his wallet with phony credit cards and a forged driver's license. With no claim on his body he gets shipped to the oven for cremation. Or it could be this guy:

Do you have collard greens in Euroland? I see the hot sauce as a prep for your rub. Is that like a penetrating thing to draw the dry deeper into the pork?

Matzo balls were a fail. They didn't blow up and become fluffy. I didn't pack them too tight when I rolled them. Too much meal? Not enough egg?

I can't wait for x to start pulling that apart. We only get a few Smithfield products up here. Bacon and spiral cut hams are about it. Great quality for not a premium price.

The awards show is part of a 4 day expo. A huge money maker for AVN. Vendors pay for their booths. $80 for 1 day admission for the public to enter the expo. Up to $!500 for 4 day pass with party perks. $200-2500 for the show alone. AVN gets free rooms depending how many book a room at Hard Rock.

They may be a victims of the CIA. Taken to a hideaway for ******* and questioning? Dead and buried in a secret location? What are your sources theories meester?

The same masterminds that invented a President and his ****** couldn't come up with a decent birth certificate. meester IS perfect.

"Clever Title of the Year". Are you fucking serious?

The AVN Awards. I counted 103 categories. Best Lubricant Manufacturer with 15 nominees? What was left off that list, spit?

That didn't answer meester's question. My bag is down to shake. Maybe he and I can split a Z.

We may not agree on very much but you are the master of reading between the lines. I think I like the new meester better than the old one.

Give Max one from me.

Look at those hooves. Look at those delicious hooves.

Interesting observations. I was a TA for a class in college. Would that be the same as Associate Professor? I'll change my resume. The class was taken just to fill my distributive. A sociology class called Juvenile Delinquency. The Professor was engaging. Held the crowd of about 100 every...

Yes and yes. Did you look at x's cornbread? I want to grab that with both hands and ******* my face. I want to start a thread on the "for the curious" board with that pic.

Dino asking about divas when 5 20s gets his dick sucked by Lemon Drop every other week. I'm having a disconnect.

Was Obama a professor of law? Taught law? Lectured about law? These are 3 very different things.

BC, cheating is eating. If someone else is making it then do them the favor and take their leftovers home. That mash into potato pancakes is awesome. x, I'm staring at that cornbread like I stare at boobies. You guys made me go to the market today. First stop was the Kosher restaurant. I...

Hold on there pal. A female lawyer ... Write your own script.

Solo boobies. When I say solo, I don't want a dude talking either, let the model do the job. Strip, shake, bounce. I like them large but all boobies look great in a wet white shirt. Down blouse is also cool. Being caught looking and the model encourages it.

BC will do anything to wear a powdered wig.

Bodie, you've been here long enough to know that some on these boards can't eat a grilled cheese sammich unless *** cuts the crust off. Meester is a whole different ******. He prepared for Y2K. 5' thick concrete walls 50' below the ground. Stockpiles of dried food. Found a place to build this...

Brilliant idea. Videos of lawyers getting fucked.

Sheep. The Soros ****** can be traced back to FDR and his desire to eliminate the Jews. They have set up puppet governments all over the world. When JFK interfered in Cuba he was "supposedly" eliminated by the CIA to cover up his plan. Let's not forget how Soros had the Bush ****** as puppets...

FUUUUCK!!! I just had just seen one of those bastards on my windowsill. It could have jumped from a close branch or used their destructive claws to climb to my 3rd floor. I like keeping my windows open for fresh air. Now these rodents are interfering with my lifestyle. They'll claw through my...

If I understand correctly, the Chicago police department was cut way back. Stops also had to be followed up with 2 page reports. Fewer cops doing more bullshit. This is not productive at all. Responding to calls that take time from them to be on the streets.

You're gonna come back knocking Yeah, knocking right on my door.

I'm just going to toss this out here. NFL is constantly changing rules of the game to make the games ... more... whatever. For instance, moving the extra point back had changed several outcomes. If a player commits a foul, make that player sit out X number of plays along with the yardage...

x, you doin' that in a crock, right? I decided to upgrade to new cookery when I made my move to new digs. I got rid of my old stuff including those cast pieces. My electric stovetop is practically useless but I can regulate temperature in the oven with a thermometer. Thank God I can at least fry...

No, no, no x. You have to tell us what we are seeing. You will get another neg rep if you don't. I'm warning you.

Glad you are over your flu. I don't know how you had the energy to cook less the desire to eat. Mazel tov. Did you make your own ENC pork or picked it up? That **** would have occupied a good chunk of time while you were sick. BBQ is nothing I can do now. My new place is on the 3rd floor with no...

No mention of Miss celebrating NYE with a bottle of Chablis watching balls drop? Come on fellas, step up your game. We can only use this pun once a year. Felix did remember to get the Chablis...didn't he?