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Cameramen. Stop rotating the camera, it gives me a headache. Also, shut the fuck up with the interviews. Let the model tell us about herself without hearing your stupid questions and comments.

Please please. Someone find that Sandy Hook thread. Meester has some fish to throw into that barrel.

Meester, I'm not going to even quote your words. Tucker had it solved early when the dude wouldn't pull out his ID. If you couldn't spot this as entertainment you are at least half as clueless as you accuse us of being. Take up a hobby. Maybe this time away from your computer will throw the...

It's a cheat on Chicken Cordon Bleu. I got these really large thick chicken breast. Instead of pounding them out and rolling them out, I cut 2 pockets parallel into the breasts. Packed each side with a mix of chopped up hard salami and provolone.

Typical Elwood post. Well, let me tell you something friend. A circling of men gently touching each other is perfectly okay. Just don't touch me back there. That's for exit only.

Flyboy you did it again. This pic is from Miss Hybrid's classic pancake video. Miss making pancakes in a silent movie comedy. You can find it on Youtube. Find it and see how Miss is more than just pointy nipples and ass smacking. I love this woman.

Thank you for that but all of us are just stooges. You are the Shemp. Animus could be a Moe but Aceboobperson is definitely a Moe. That Finland guy and Eric are Curly for sure. Meesterperfict is a Joe De Rita. Rane is also Moe. Rey C and Deathproof would have to define themselves. Whitedevil is...

I walked into a local wrestling event last year. Before the show there are tables set up with people selling stuff. From far away I had one of those "Oh my God is that..." moments. Totally fucking star struck. He was frail and not really a large man, after all he was 70. He was at a table...

RJS, you know me better than that. Real life is funnier than anything that can be made up. Bob's Discount Furniture offers the Bob-o-pedic. It's a furniture chain in the northeast. PC Richard & Sons is a chain of electronics stores. Their showrooms were opening space because of the smaller sizes...

Summer Cummings is one of my favorites also. Pandora Peaks never ends to set me off. If Colt 45 and Busty Dusty did more videos then I'd invest my 401k into Kleenex. Tawny Peaks is another one.

A 2 rib pork chop. I'm gonna stuff it with a small slice of apple pie roughly chopped up. S & P on the outside and into the broiler. Wish me luck.

Depends, depends, depends. When buying a mattress the first thing you need to consider is whether you can get it into your room. There are doorways and stairs and corners to turn to get the fucker to your location. If you have ever moved a mattress you know what I'm talking about. Everyone...

Seriously BC, does that group look like they have a plan? And I'm not saying a better plan, just another plan. What are we waiting for, the Russians to hack into the RNC to find it? What makes medical expensive? Lawyers. Sue the doctors and the manufacturers. How can a doctor keep from losing...

I first saw this product a few years ago and my brain almost exploded. It comes in white, wheat, and double fiber. Also available in convenient 2 packs for on-the-go. Who buys this ****, people from another planet? Don't know the recipe? Here it is. Sliced bread + fire.

What time do they start ******** on NYE? It looks like 2 in the afternoon that **** happened. Or do they finish at 9AM. It looks like it's awfully like daylight. Girl in the red dress is a familiar sight. "Oh **** I'm late for work!" I write my number on a $5 bill and tell her the bus stop is...

Supa flying into a trap. Read a little more into that story. What it doesn't say is that this lawyer had a $10G per month retainer plus fees for 2 of Trumps casinos separately. A contract for 60 months. $1.2M total just in retainer. Financial problems in AC were happening to everyone. Trump...

Thank you for bringing in the facts meester? May I get you desert or bring you your bill?

She was doing an early morning local Fox thing in NY till a few months ago. Perhaps she disappeared into a pizza cave.

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Which Ace are we talking about here? We could have one to do the shooting and one to be shot at while you are speaking from the podium. I don't want a stray bullet ******* you. I... we... I mean you have too much riding on this election. Ikea is on their way with a chair I need to put together...

No X. Please send me the neg rep and encourage others to do so. Don't think of it as a punishment. It's more of a cleansing thing. Self reflection. I truly need this. Absorb the sins of others.

I tried Offstride and Trotter. Ya'll know how much ***** racing means to me. Both were taken unless I put a number after it. Fuck that. Bobjustbob was out of pure frustration just to get in here to look at boobies.

You know your dreams are out there somewhere. You can't start this journey without knowin' where you're goin'. You know my friend, you need a plan. Dennis Hopper. Apollo, let me help you take you places. Local elections only need a few hundred votes to get you in. I'll arrange for what...

Meester, I'll take the hit for you. I was the one that has been dragging this lifeless body through this street and it's finally time to put it into a grave. You have said enough and your thoughts are clear. Please send all of your neg reps to me people. I will shovel the dirt into that hole.

Oh boy! Can I get one of those nameplates to put on the door? One on my desk too. I can talk a print shop into throwing them in along with yours. Gotta get a throw in if they are going to be printing up all of those lawn signs for your campaign. INTERNS!!! Let me get a couple of them. One to...

Oh hell no. Please don't dump me into that cesspool. He's a lawyer.

See, I told ya so. The power of the sharply worded letter. Are you now ready to run for town counsel?

I was moved by her speech. Changed my mind about how I look at myself.

A. Clean out your mailbox. That article was from 6 years ago. 2. Is anything about this a surprise to you? Keith Richards falls out of a tree and breaks some ribs. He'll probably do it again in another 10 years. C. Politics section? ...okay, religion qualifies. 4. Ace will be here in...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to meesterperfect again. Meester, you are the funniest person on these boards. I get it now.

Well, I remember every little thing as if it only happened yesterday. Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight.....

It depends upon her. She might want to give me a little reward for something. Keep it quick and simple, stroke me. Easy cleanup. If it's a planned event it's all about her. Sometimes she may not want my mess and that's okay. NO ANAL. That place is for exit only. The only reason to go back there...

Okay meester, we've got a month and a half of this Pizzagate and no victims or hideouts. No chambers. How long till this bullshit produces either?

The fans at Lambo have filed out and I took my beating. Suck it up and turn the page. Aceboob, don't blame me for your losses. That's why they call it ********.

STOP THE GAME! Let my half point salvage this weekend.

Afox leaving the threads? Don't do this to us.

Ace, take my advice. I don't care how much I **** a city or team. I've gotta play the odds. Seattle was a gift over the Lions. Take the Giants with 5.5 and load up on the 44.5 under. Avoid the Pitt Miami game. As much as I **** the Pats and Tom Brady, 5-1 for MVP has my shekels.

Not looking good. I'm getting the 4 with Oakland. I'm hoping to get the over at 37 1/2 to break even.

Afox gets an F-you for exposing me. Adam is not short on sharply worded PM's. I'll get Petra in on this too if necessary. I'm warning you...

Update; Fuck OTB today. Too much snow this morning. I'm keeping my money in my pocket for a few more days and making tomato sauce. Wish me luck.

Miss, without picking apart let me make general questions. What is the intention of this embargo on UK adult entertainment? I don't believe the notion of saving our ******** from ... Back in the days, *** had his collection of magazines that we eventually found. Did this make us into a society...

Interesting. I ask you the same questions about GWB and 9/11. And for your information Mr Ravisky and Supafly, I am a recent refugee from NJ with asylum in Poughkeepsie.

It's about who rents the biggest booths. Who buys the luxury tables. Who buys the VIP packages. Who's renting the most rooms at the Hard Rock. Who has ads in the AVN and promises to spend more. 103 categories with 15 nominees each. 60+ producers, best mature younger girl scene, supporting actor...

WOW! Quite a story meester. Were you able to shake the government off of your trail? I hope that you are using proxy servers to proxy servers to deliver such sensitive information. I hope the TSA and DHS haven't found your underground railroad to cupcake's cabin.

I got lazy. Half a can of hash and 3 eggs. Equine entertainment was not kind to me. Luckily the DRF is published everyday. Perusing it as I post.

You're concerned about his ********? I'm worried about afox being caught by mall cops crawling under food court tables sniffing coochies.

Tinfoil hats have been vibrating all day. Someone will be spilling the beans on this. Oh my God, I said beans and my edit doesn't work. See you all in a week.

You must spread neg reputations to others before giving it to Just BC again.