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I wish someone could help him fetch his bathrobe so he could go lay down. The GOP are licking their chops hoping the Dems wheel out the corpse in 2024.

If you ever come to LA, there is a great In 'n' Out Burger just outside LAX that is a super popular place for people to eat who just got in to LA. Fatburger is great too especially if meat is the priority. I get a XXXL w/chili and cheese and that sumbitch has 24 Oz of beef. You gotta eat it...

You helped me come to terms that I have to live with the entity and deal with it. That was helpful as trying to do away with it completely never worked. If I were ever to become in total denial of the entity it would completely take over so it was good to get in front of the problem. Lots of...

I'm starting to think so. Not only do the use good meat but the cheese is very flavorful and creamy, the bun is always soft and fresh, and any vegetables are tasty and crisp. It's like a 1950s Diner-style Burger done right. The fries taste like wet toothpicks though.

I'm starting to think Boris Yeltsin would have run a more sober invasion. Vladimir Putin and his merry band of drunks and rapists continue to bring shame and embarrassment to Russia...

Jeanine Pirro is the hottest woman over 70 on television. I'm looking at her now and it seems she got her tits fluffed up and has kept all of her other appointments at the plastic surgeon as well. She doesn't even have old lady hands. I would love her to tickle my balls with her claws. I've...

That day was the most important day in Frank James' life. He thought about things and planned as carefully as he could. On that day he would send his message to the world. Now that he's locked up being held without bail I wonder how he feels that he didn't even **** one single person while his...

Yes. I am high. My point was your words are good and I think you express yourself better in your own words than anyone else could with their picture. I mean that as a compliment. I'm not offended by your beliefs and feel you're entitled to them. Whether I've agreed with your stances or not you...

What you just said has more wisdom then all your memes combined. I would like to see it on a billboard. Very nicely played, sir.

While you ***** I destroy your fridge...

How long did you watch wrestling before you realized it was a work? I started in the early 1980s. It was so cartoonish you knew it was fake. Georgia Championship Wrestling and their bloodbath Redneck brawls were way more real looking. I like UFC and other MMA too. I got spoiled as a ***...

Does using Google Search work better instead of searching on *******? I usually type in what I'm looking for plus the word "porn" then press search and go to Videos. Pornography is harder to avoid than it is to find but I ain't got that much jam.

Hey Lux, do you watch professional wrestling?

I've given my opinion on intergender matches. Pro Wrestling may be a work with a predetermined outcome but it is supposed to look like a believable contest. I have no desire to see a gal punch a guy, guy just stand there, then haul back and take the gal's head off with a right cross. I imagine...

That bird should fly to Vegas using all that good luck. Biden himself can't even reach the toilet with a stream of ****.

They got him. https://www.foxnews.com/us/brooklyn-subway-shooting-suspect-frank-james-custody

If the activity you are performing is improved by consuming ****** it is a game. Golf is a sport. Also a sport that's boring as ****.

Frank James is a person of interest. If more information comes in Frank could get more interesting. We shall see. Kinda looks like a depressed Shrek with the physique of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. https://www.yahoo.com/news/brooklyn-subway-shooting-person-of-interest-frank-james-000535214.html

So much disorganized crime in New York. If you want Organization in your Crime again bring back the Dego. The only time the lady Governor gets tough is when she's on her...

I guess in Saudi Arabia it is not considered rude to speak ill of the dead. He may be a corpse but he's our corpse, darn it! Was someone gender appropriating Kamala Harris or is that just an ugly Arab broad?

Just walk outside your front door, pull your pants down, then wait for the crowd of people laughing and pointing to appear.

I want you to apologize to his mug shot when I post it.

I think you're being a bit unfair. How is a person expected to shoot with any kinda accuracy through all that smoke that he set off from the canister?

Hey Brooklyn, what's the deal? https://www.yahoo.com/news/shooting-brooklyn-subway-station-undetonated-devices-gas-mask-manhunt-141355756.html

Gilbert was a regular on Howard Stern way back when when Howard was funny. Anyway, he did a great Bela Lugosi impersonation. Not Dracula Lugosi but Morphine addicted Bela.

I heard about that. RIP Anybody got any Gilbert jokes? He'd be the last guy complaining "too soon". I wonder how many gigs he will be fired from in the afterlife. He can roast Hitler then Hitler can roast him. Fair is fair, right?

I like donut. I eat donut. I eat 4 donut. Chocolate, Chocolate w/Custard Inside, Glazed w/Raspberry Preserves Inside, Cinnamon Sugar Donut. Good.

Shitty Buffet, the proper pronunciation, is more proper. Racist as fuck. Funny as heck. Don't give a fuck.

Tonight we did an Asian Sea Food Buffet at a place called King's Buffet. I'm terrible at peeling shrimp and other kinda stuffs so my wife peels some and shoves it in my mouth with her fingers. I can't eat it any other way unless I want it extra crunchy. There were some other things like Sushi...

Johan Sebastian Bach can't hold regular Canadian Sebastian Bach's jock strap. Plug that **** in, motherfucker! Let's rock!

There is an origin to every type of food. Why, one day, did a person see a snail sliding across on wet cement and was so desperate for food that he ate it? I wonder what other kinda crap he picked off the ground and put in his mouth. Probably gnawed paint off the walls too.

Will Smith's pussy slap put a lot of money in a lot of comic's pockets. I'd use that cuck as an ATM worse than his wife's boyfriends do.

Thanks for the update, Johan. You guys got a run-off between Macron and LePen now, huh? Any predictions on the winner and/or turnout to vote?

I don't eat oysters either. I saw a can called Boogers Of The Sea at the grocery store. Rolled my cart right on by.

It's always fun when a bunch of fastidious, overly-image conscious White Hollywood liberals get called racists after all the bending over backwards dedicating portions of their lives and bank accounts to try to convince people that they are not. Honestly, I would make it mandatory for Will...

I saw a story of people saying the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences are racist. OMG, right? And all this time I thought they were a bunch of spineless, virtue-signaling, ********-hearts. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/lets-ban-oscars-academys-smith-234732704.html

Tuna is definitely better than snails.

In California, the law states for edibles that you cannot sell a container that has over 100mg. They sell a lotta 10mg gummies in packs of 10. I never had too much experience with edibles but awhile ago I did get an OTB Rice Krispy treat that had 500mg. That was awesome and I wish I could get...

I'm considering changing my vote. Julie Banderas needs to lose 120 lbs and stop wearing 3 pairs of panty hose to make her tree trunk legs more visually palatable. I am not very happy at the moment with her appearance.

Y'know I like surprises and consider myself a good sport. This 85 Degrees Celsius Bakery Shop is weird though. You take a pastry from the bag and have no idea if there is a sweet dessert filling inside or goddam Martian hot dogs from Mars. You know I've been in the dining room when you see a box...

Well, those darn things don't work too good. I went to a Jack In The Box yesterday. I got my Xtra Super Sized Cup then pressed a series of buttons until I got to the Dr Pepper. I filled up the cup with something that did look like Dr Pepper. When I took a ***** out of it I could taste...

Good for you voting no on that one.

Speaking of garlic this is a famous restaurant in Beverly Hills but unfortunately it closed. I think Metro bought the property.

It was my first Moderna Booster after the first 2 Moderna Shots. I don't know much about the shots. Moderna is what UCLA had at the time.

I agree with Boris Johnson too. It’s basic common sense. The fact that the statement is controversial is what’s odd. Water is still wet in 2022? I’m not a bad person for still thinking that? I’ve said for the longest time this is not inclusive but will eliminate opportunities for many...