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I have a friend that I call the Black Columbo of the IRS. He's a Black guy who's people come from Arkansas. He mumbles and sounds country as fuck but knows his job and lures overly-cocky idiots into his trap. He also told me, "Man, Trump fuck me but he good to you." I took that as friendly and...

You know what, sir... I'm gonna take that as a compliment no matter how it was intended. It's ours now and possession is 9/10ths of the law over here in this jurisdiction we call America, I reckon.

Yeah, I know that and also learned recently that water is wet. I had a good friend who was a police officer and also a practicing Muslim. I'd have to nag him to keep him from trying to sneak his bottle of Captain Morgan into strip clubs. He was the worst Muslim ever which made him one of the...

Why not show up to court dressed like Columbo then? He sandbags during the initial cross-examination then pushes your **** in way up past your lungs during the last 5 minutes.

You and me are always good. Hopefully it’s not too late for your friend too. There is much life left to experience and every day is a new day.

As incontinent as he is incompetent.

When I'm on a plane I don't wanna hear people chanting "God is great!" in any language or religion. I'm trying to play Dr Mario in peace. STFU! In saying that is there anyone who would want to go to Vegas with Ilhan Omar? Is that a mouth you trust to insert your wiener into? Don't lie.

Fear The Walking Dead, Better Call Saul, and Mayans have started their new seasons.

*** Rock coulda fit his pecker and both feet inside Pamela Anderson after Tommy Lee pulled out his Choo-Choo Train.

My opinion on Donald Trump is that he is Lux's Boogeyman. He wakes up thinking about him and goes to ***** thinking about him. As far as I'm concerned Donald Trump is another aspiring public servant asking me for a job. It must suck feeling obligated to have to account for a corpse.

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I wanted to respond to this but I wanted to take the time to respect your post. I feel bad about your friend not being able to enjoy a life of financial ease. I also feel money doesn't buy happiness but it does stabilize your life. Hopefully the stability and security of the money would bring a...

NASCAR is a sport. It requires enough endurance that a competitor wears a diaper.

Who's Groomin' Who?

I'd probably hire Schlomo the Shyster before that character. He should try to be a professional instead of resembling a Starbucks Barista. His plugs are made of pubic hair too.

Joe Biden is the current President.

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That’s hilarious. People get so caught up with the Twitter they confuse social media with social interaction and launching a tweet is performing an actual task. World might be better off without that crap and go back to speaking to and looking into each other’s eyes again.

Nice lady. Sad that she died so young. Hope she's happier wherever she is now.

I'm more a Powers Boothe from 24 as President Daniels kinda guy.

When the State of Texas becomes a country I'll sneak in there freeloading from the Rio Grande all the way to the Red River all the while pretending I don't speak Texan becoming so pesky they'll try to make me a citizen so I start paying my own way. Do you like Phil Collins?

Lil' update, Sportsfans... Turns out when Magic Mike through a hissy fit and jumped in his car he shoulda given his sparring partner a ride to rehab. https://pagesix.com/2022/04/14/thandiwe-newton-heading-to-rehab-amid-divorce-magic-mike-exit/

Yes. There was always good in me and when it was isolated, strengthened, and reinforced I was reborn, invigorated, and recharged. An incredible weight has been lifted off of me to the point where I feel like I have wings and can fly. Peace be unto you. We are here and we will always be here...

I didn’t realize that Trump was the spitting image of Amy Schumer. It’s uncanny.

Salvation is a day to day process. A constant fight of good versus evil. The Righteous One is the one who administers and unveils the illumination of the true pathway. God is great. He forgives sin if you are truly repentant and is the very definition of Love. It is not too late for any of us...

The media does put their thumb on the scale when it comes to race stories. Look at Jussie Smollett, Kyle Rittenhouse, Nick Sandmann, and others. The majority of the media are White but have some self-loathing instinct or fetish to ****** their own race playing their usual Six Degrees Of White...

Funny that all these oversensitive Hollywood prima-donna types got so much Drama over what we thought was Comedy.

And imagine that blowhard carny was the opposition to a dead guy. The rest of the world sure must be laughing.

What do you guys think of Kamala Harris? She seems like a fine and sincere representation of the modern Progressive Movement. What an amazing moment too having the first Black woman as your candidate. That seems like a sound choice to me. Joe Biden is not running in 2024. C'mon now...

What I did before I inherited the money does though. Having money is nice but I wish I was broke for 10 minutes just so I could punch somebody in the mouth.

I inherited a lotta-lotta money that my ****** worked, invested, and sacrificed hard for even if I'm a bum myself. Bums are a protected victim class out here too so I've also evolved as a human being.

Alrighty then. Good luck in your candidate's future endeavors.

Throw his ass in prison if he's guilty too then. Fuck him also.

They have. I forgot you gave up on Biden for re-election. My mistake.

No argument about 2020. I am neither a quack nor an advocate. If that's the rematch you want I hope you get your way.

You're a great guy and everybody loves an optimist but you do not want that rematch in 2024. Just to be fair I wish I had a better guy to vote for to send the corpse out to its final resting place.

I see your point too. We had Larry Elder trying to become Governor. He is a good critic of government but managing government is a different story. Arnold was beating his chest then the girly men bent him over the toilet. Given the choices we have shouldn't we open our minds to other types of...

I would consider voting for either a moderate Democrat or Republican. I might have voted for 2008 Joe Biden but not the upcoming 2024 version. If The Rock ever found his pathway I might vote for him. The wrestling business is a good developmental for politics. Don’t break kayfabe and the heels...

Good choice. The Rock has a lot of upside. As a hardcore wrestling fan I am not aware of him being caught with either a dead girl or a live boy. The Rock is also very race neutral which is definitely a plus in politics.

I'm not into Twitter either but I will admit the reactions from the reactors nervously huddling around their little tables has been amusing.

OK, if we are being honest with ourselves how many people really want to see Biden vs Trump 2? Be nice in America if we could do better than that. We're divided into tribes and we fling *** at each other on a daily basis not even knowing why. The more seasoned politicians that are more likely to...