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Take these and rise from the ashes... YOU SHALL LIVE AGAIN!!!

According to my calculations you are 1/3 Neckbeard like me. You are not socially inept and also have a willing companion for the doing of the sex. As far as the beard and belly... you and me could be cousins. We like to eat and **** to shave.

Are the hipster Baristas at Starbucks some sorta woke neckbeards too? They definitely ain't getting their dick wet but they may bronze a buddy's pecker.

That's the first thing I thought too. He had an opportunity to give his side but chose to crap the bed instead. Good chance he never wanted the interview and found his excuse. What a bum.

The Booker T impersonation is the best of the bunch.

Nobody got done any favors here and this is your first impression of Marina cutting a promo. A good promoter or director highlights a person's strengths but tries to hide their weaknesses. Paul Heyman did a great job at this in ECW. He got the most out of his talent without exposing their...

This is why you don't put people on TV, or even YouTube, until they are ready to be seen by the mass public. Would you take a *** 2 months into Law School and suggest a respected firm to hire him to immediately represent clients claiming he'll figure out the rest of what he needs to know in...

I may have to look at the instructions to see how much weed they recommend smoking first before consuming a Donair.

Anybody watch AEW Dynamite tonight? Some great matches. Make sure you watch it if you have it on your DVR.

A lot of them saw the writing on the wall and came over earlier than 1979. I know several who came over in 72/73. Almost 50 years which is 2 1/2 generations.

I'm rooting for the Persian people so bad to get their freedom. They do so well over here. My next door neighbor is a Persian Christian. You should hear the venom out of his mouth about the Ayatollah. "Buddy, he's filthy. He cut his filthy yellow toenails and they fall all over the place...

Love Mario Golf. When I worked this one security job I had a dickhead for a boss. I was lazy too TBH. After my dinner break I'd yell across the club that I'm gonna go pinch off a loaf. He'd yell back, "Don't be taking that golf game in there and stay another fucking 45 minutes!" I grinned and...

I imagine we all would watch the Olympics if that were an event. Imagine the **** show the Saudi team would bring. Look like flying nuns.

Thank you, sir. Hospitals too. If illegals were as profitable to the economy as some people have been convinced we'd be ********* them from Venezuela and tricking them into flying to the US, not having NIMBYs playing ping pong with them across America.

What is the immigration status of the Cubans in question? Are they here legally?

What type of resources are ******* aliens a strain on?

This is looking pretty good right now. Hope common sense hasn't been outlawed.

It tastes like the bottom of a pond in Massachusetts?

Morality is subjective and people have different opinions on moral and immoral. Many people would consider each and every one of us as immoral based on where we are having this discussion right now. A bunch of sweaty perverts discussing politics so they don't seem like sweaty perverts. One...

You ever go meet a gal you’ve masturbated so much to you’ve rubbed yourself down to the last layer of skin on your wiener and when you finally see her she’s completely rude and a total disappointment and you find yourself unable to pleasure yourself to her ever again?

I wonder how Vince is feeling sitting at home knowing the show has gone on better without him. There seem to be a certain number of ex-WWE guys in AEW who want to come back to WWE. A few that were let go have already returned. Give RAW and Smackdown another shot if you haven't watched for...

I get some of my best **** as gifts from Iranian immigrants who would rather be called Persian. Great taste in ***** regardless. My neighbors are very Westernized and seriously pro-American. There must be a lot of similar types over there now who would like a freer and more prosperous lifestyle...

I guess the GOP has a few more tokens than I previously thought.

I like making fun of people on both sides of the fence. As someone from the more Conservative Wing of this Pornographic Movie Theater I thought I would offer up some right-wing kooks. Starting with Dog The Bounty Hunter. He's starting to looking like a melting Snickers Bar. Check his face from...

I didn't know you were a wrestling fan. Me and tvstrip talk about wrestling all the time. Join us and be our UK correspondent. You guys got some good Indies and I'd like your opinion about NXT UK ending and NXT Europe starting. Fun, fun stuffs and way better than bickering about politics...

BTW guys, the pandemic is over. Here, straight from the corpse's mouth...

As a *** I would see the Orange Julius machine and make my *** get me one. I think they had pretzels too. Looks like I'll be heading out to Burbank. Thanks for the tip. Usually when we go out to that area we visit pretty much the last Bob's Big Boy within driving distance. I need to get a Big...

I was just mentioning Orange Julius the other day. Those were some good drinks. I can't find any locations here anymore. They sold hot dogs and other things. Gosh golly gee, I miss me some Orange Julius. Do they have any in Colorado?

Not the best FPS but it has tons of gore and you can shoot a guy in the cock.

A lot of pro wrestling fans hurl the insult "neckbeard" at each other. I wanted to check the definition to see how accurate my insult was. Golf clap...

Seems like everything has been going up in price but every once in awhile you can catch a break. Meat has soared in price but our local Korean BBQ still has the same dog-eared menu on the board since before the pandemic and it has the same price on it, $25.95 per person. Most other places of the...

My ******-in-law took us out and treated us to Korean BBQ. We do a lotta-lotta Korean BBQ.

I just looked up the definition and I figured I am about 1/3 Neckbeard. I am not socially inept but I am overweight and have a poorly ******* beard underneath my shaved bald head which makes me pretty much physically unappealing as a whole. I like to surf the net but am far away from having an...

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Matchka!!!

Being cynical about politicians is better than being a true believer. People with too much faith are the ones who get taken for a ride. Giving politicians the stink eye is good as those who are known to lie the most must provide enough evidence so they are seen as truthful. No matter how immoral...

But as soon as politicians get involved in and commandeer those movements it ends up being for their own personal gain. The guy you voted for laughs behind your back the same as the guy I chose. We are all pawns to them. Many of these modern "civil rights" characters make their money through...

Some leftover El Pollo Loco Chicken with a flour tortilla and avocado salsa

Dr. Nira Cain-N’Degeocello issues a challenge!

Sure better doing it that way then just walking out and grabbing a table. There was a build to the finale which adds the excitement and drama. Ric Flair used to say, "Noooooow we go to school!", while he had ahold of a guy's leg right before putting on The Figure Four. NWA had great jobbers who...

I'm very proactive about tearing mine off at my first available opportunity. I think it may be 6 months since I put one on at all.