Are You A Neckbeard?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I just looked up the definition and I figured I am about 1/3 Neckbeard. I am not socially inept but I am overweight and have a poorly ******* beard underneath my shaved bald head which makes me pretty much physically unappealing as a whole. I like to surf the net but am far away from having an obsessive interest in computing.

neck·beard

/ˈnekbird/
noun
informal
noun: neckbeard; plural noun: neckbeards; noun: neck beard; plural noun: neck beards

1. a growth of hair on a man's neck, especially when regarded as indicative of poor ********.
   "I can picture myself wearing these clothes a week from now, bits of food caught in my overgrown neckbeard"
   • a man who is socially inept and physically unappealing, especially one who has an obsessive interest in computing.
     "people expect me to be some sort of balding, overweight neckbeard"

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

I got called one the other day under a review I did of The Railway ******** Return. I think it was my first time but now I'm trying to remember if @VillellaMcMeans called me it recently?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I got called one the other day under a review I did of The Railway ******** Return. I think it was my first time but now I'm trying to remember if @VillellaMcMeans called me it recently?

A lot of pro wrestling fans hurl the insult "neckbeard" at each other. I wanted to check the definition to see how accurate my insult was. Golf clap...

 

[Steve-FreeOnes]

A lot of pro wrestling fans hurl the insult "neckbeard" at each other. I wanted to check the definition to see how accurate my insult was. Golf clap...

I've seen that a lot over the ongoing AEW feud but can't figure out which side are the real 'neckbeards' - the Elite supporters or the CM Punk supporters.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've seen that a lot over the ongoing AEW feud but can't figure out which side are the real 'neckbeards' - the Elite supporters or the CM Punk supporters.

I didn't know you were a wrestling fan. Me and tvstrip talk about wrestling all the time. Join us and be our UK correspondent. You guys got some good Indies and I'd like your opinion about NXT UK ending and NXT Europe starting. Fun, fun stuffs and way better than bickering about politics.

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I'm not sure which ones are the neckbeards but this is CM Punk's #1 admirer...

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[Steve-FreeOnes]

I didn't know you were a wrestling fan. Me and tvstrip talk about wrestling all the time. Join us and be our UK correspondent. You guys got some good Indies and I'd like your opinion about NXT UK ending and NXT Europe starting. Fun, fun stuffs and way better than bickering about politics.

I'm a lapsed wrestling fan really, but I do read the results and watch WWE's PPVs, especially now HHH is in charge. I'll pop in though!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm a lapsed wrestling fan really, but I do read the results and watch WWE's PPVs, especially now HHH is in charge. I'll pop in though!

I wonder how Vince is feeling sitting at home knowing the show has gone on better without him. There seem to be a certain number of ex-WWE guys in AEW who want to come back to WWE. A few that were let go have already returned.

Give RAW and Smackdown another shot if you haven't watched for awhile. The booking of both shows has really improved.

Hope to see you in our Wrestling thread.

 

[chuckis@homemasturbating.]

Neckbeards are also referred to as 'Lumbersexuals'. I see a neckbeard and I go in the other direction. The worst are the neckbeard/lumbersexual hipsters.
They weigh like 95 soaking wet, are so dainty like, wearing a flannel, ******** craft ****, with some ginormous beard. I just want to punch them.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Are the hipster Baristas at Starbucks some sorta woke neckbeards too? They definitely ain't getting their dick wet but they may bronze a buddy's pecker.

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[John_8581]

If you like bitter coffee ... Starbucks is the place!

"Lumbersexuals" made me think of that classic Michael Palin sketch ....

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[Mr. Daystar]

I'm not one by the Urban Dictionary's" definition, but I do have one. Much like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, for an adrenalin rush, dragging an extremely sharp piece of steel across my throat and jugular, Is a completely unnatural act.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm not one by the Urban Dictionary's" definition, but I do have one. Much like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, for an adrenalin rush, dragging an extremely sharp piece of steel across my throat and jugular, Is a completely unnatural act.

According to my calculations you are 1/3 Neckbeard like me. You are not socially inept and also have a willing companion for the doing of the sex. As far as the beard and belly... you and me could be cousins. We like to eat and **** to shave.

 

[VillellaMcMeans]

I got called one the other day under a review I did of The Railway ******** Return. I think it was my first time but now I'm trying to remember if @VillellaMcMeans called me it recently?

What the...? Probably rectbeard...but not neckbeard...

 

[chuckis@homemasturbating.]

I'm not one by the Urban Dictionary's" definition, but I do have one. Much like jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, for an adrenalin rush, dragging an extremely sharp piece of steel across my throat and jugular, Is a completely unnatural act.

Please tell me you're not a Vet? I see them all the time, with these crazy neckbeards, full-on TrumpCult, I just cringe...Like dude what went wrong? You were a badass in a previous life.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Please tell me you're not a Vet? I see them all the time, with these crazy neckbeards, full-on TrumpCult, I just cringe...Like dude what went wrong? You were a badass in a previous life.

I'm a bad ass in this life too.