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  1. Pornfan99

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    "Did you buy a jar of sauce, and boil the pasta .." Yes, and yes. Agreed - Rao's is NOT cheap. It was just bought out, for big $$$. My grocery store has it on sale every 4-6 weeks. So, I'll buy: bags of pasta; jars of sauce, and/or up to 4 of the frozen dinners, when it is. I only recently...
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    A Rao's night! Rao's Penne Pasta, in Rao's Bolognese sauce. Added some 4C Grated Parmesan cheese. Washed it down with some Bogle merlot.
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Another classic camel toe pussy, with one odd, protruding engorged labia. Interesting collection of grool strings draining out of her pussy. The obvious one, coming down from the left side of the protrusion. Thickest, and striking her inner right thigh. There is another much shorter one just...
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    What Have You Never Done That You Know Others Have A Number Of Times?

    "I ****** myself to watch breaking bad and better-call. Great cinematography. Great acting, FTMP. Good twists." Torre: I did a Southwest trip, part 2, Fall .. 2023? I started off in Albuquerque. You can find .. addresses / maps to most of the locations in the shows. There is also at least...
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    Faceless MILF babe

    Off-hand - Kendra Lust?
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    Movies Sexiest Leading Lady Actress in Indiana Jones Original Trilogy

    Tough one! I'll go with Karen Allen. The .. hinted-at love scene on the .. freighter .. "stirred me" at age 14.
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    Lunchie! Lunchie! Lunchie! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Lunchie Today?

    With me being back to the office full-time, I've started to add chicken salad to my .. routine. Yesterday was chicken salad on a bulkie roll, with lettuce, tomato, and a slice of Swiss cheese. Had a serving of ridged Ruffles potato chips, and washed it down with a can of Cherry **** Zero.
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Jayden Cole! :love: Looks like she is serving up hors d'oeuvres before the outside grill's meats are fully cooked.
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    Could You Slobs In Here Help Me Find Some Beard Dye So I Don't Look Like Skinhead Kenny Rogers Anymore? Thanks Or No Thanks In Advance.

    I think I used Just For Men, back in 2013, and it worked well for me. From what I remember, I was very .. MINIMAL in the application of the product.
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    Kinkoid Games: fun, but a big "time suck"

    Ha, ha - Murphy's Law - Horns' post is 21xth, and at the top of a new page. Here's Red:
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    Kinkoid Games: fun, but a big "time suck"

    For St. Patrick's Day, I focused on redheaded harem girls, and/or green-themed backgrounds. Not impressed with the .. Harem Index's identification of hair colors. Some starlets have it dyed / colored, and I think the index color stays .. static / the same. From Hentai Heroes: this is one of...
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    Waterfalls of cum

    Definitely .. reviewed and indexed new stuff, since the last post. Three pics are mid-December or newer. Had a few really good OMFG ones. This was “the best,” though, as far as the precum just about to launch. It caught quite a bit of the flash, though. Whoa! I don't think I've had a...
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    For the ladies, 1: cum shots

    As discussed in my prior posting – here is the mammoth cum shot I had recently. It was late in January, as I was researching the friendly, stacked, MILF Sadie Rose – who I met just before leaving the AVN Expo. My cum shots are NORMALLY around 18 inches. So, I .. “aim” for a few inches below...
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Hmmmm – very little background to the picture.. She is still wearing her bra. So – me-thinks this is mid-afternoon on a weekend, and she started to get frisky. She removed her panties, got comfortable, and started to watch some porn. Perhaps she really liked the last scene she watched...
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I was running some errands near a big retail-area, Saturday afternoon. Stopped by a local tavern-type restaurant for steak tips (this time). Tips were good; only one piece with some fat. Came with steamed broccoli, and mashed potatoes. The tips were definitely marinated. Had a glass of...
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    I saw that "The Menu" is leaving NFLX on 4/1. I'm a fan of Anya Taylor-Joy, so I gave it a viewing. Ugh.. Soooooo many questions left unanswered. Which is why I didn't see it in a theater. Even back stories of some of the dinner guests were missing. Not to mention WHY "that" night, for the...
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    You are welcome, horns. I was the first one to vote for it!
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Over 60 degrees, here in New England. Dusted off the charcoal grill, and had a chicken breast marinated in teriyaki sauce. Heated up some Uncle Ben's Wild Rice in the microwave, and washed it down with a glass of Cambria Chardonnay.
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    Automotive things going-on

    So .. apparently pricing for the new 2025 Corvette ZR1 is out. And .. under $200K! "The ZR1 starts at $174,995 for the 1LZ coupe and $184,995 for the 1LZ hardtop convertible." I know it sounds crazy to say .. but $175K for a car with over 1,000HP that goes 233MPH is a bargain...
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    Automotive things going-on

    That's crazy, what's going on with Tesla's. If you're pissed at Elon, then visit a dealership and vandalize the cars, there. Don't do it to random folk. It reminds me of peeps .. vandalizing Hummers / H2s, about "hating the Earth / environment," because the mileage / MPG was so awful.
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    "Demon City" on NFLX. It has a crazy-high body count. And, the hero takes a COMPLETELY unrealistic amount of damage / injuries to his body. Unrealistic action scenes, including the first one, where he is supposedly in a **** for a decade .. yet manages to take out two policeman. And, the ...
  22. Pornfan99

    Love this blonde

    Yup - Ms. Firefly all right!
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    This set's ebony selection. This could have easily been a web selection, but for whatever reason, where aren’t many black pictures out there. This set up is interesting. She had to be on her side giving her fella a blowie (my Latina ex-GF loved that .. angle). Her left inner labia got pouty...
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    AVN Exposition 2025: Review!

    Thought I'd “refresh” my AVN Expo review. Oh, and another reminder for those SIMPS that subscribe to Anissa Kate's OnlyFans page, JUST STOP tipping her for nonsense posts, like this one:
  25. Pornfan99

    Is There A Meal You Could Eat Every Day And Enjoy It Every Day?

    Probably an Outback meal: side garden salad w/ peppercorn ranch dressing; filet mignon; and a baked potato with butter.
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    Creative Porn Scripts

    Uh .. I think Opie and Anthony did something like that. Except, I think two competing couples, and they have to have sex in a public place, and "scored points" on whether the man or woman climaxed. One purported location was in a church pew.. I think THAT got them canceled.
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    For "picture" - I'll go with Naughty Nurses. (It is rare that I like butt shots, but Beach Bums is awesome! Nurses is a better photo, though.)
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    Holy Crap! The Oscars Are On Tonight! Serial Rapists, Cokeheads, & Do-Gooders Unite!

    So .. the results of the Oscars are "in." And, I must say, I am NOT surprised. "Anora" cleaned up, with .. five Oscars. The Writer pulled a quad-fecta; the first time that has happened. The story .. "validates" sex workers. With 1 in every 30 women in the US being on OnlyFans .. and "sex...
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    Holy Crap! The Oscars Are On Tonight! Serial Rapists, Cokeheads, & Do-Gooders Unite!

    I used to watch them, when Hollywood had good enough writing that it was worth seeing them in a theater. I so rarely see movies in a theater, nowadays, I could care less. (Google searches Best Picture nominees) - Wicked? Dune Part II? Eh....
  30. Pornfan99

    Oval Office Train Wreck

    FYI: I didn't vote. BUT - I saw a 3-minute snippet from the meeting. Zelensky called out Putin for NOT fulfilling his side of an agreement - TWICE. And, said that he has no faith in "diplomacy," accordingly. Hard to fault his logic.
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    Who is this tanned girl from 3mm2

    Zafira *is* credited:
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Well, it looks like our subject is VERY happy with her body. She just got out of the shower, but missed drying the upper back of her right thigh. Maybe she was getting her hair ready, and as she was looking in the mirror, got enthralled with her goodies! Perhaps the out-of-sight right hand...
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    Automotive things going-on

    Oooooo! Some real beauties for sale. #17 is a Lambo Countach 5000S! Here's an example of one at #7 - Ferrari F50: https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/enthusiasts/21-*****-collector-cars-for-sale-in-miami/ss-AA1zLbYY?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=e5671e7f6189416ce6a7b701f0985afa&ei=16#image=7
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    I was thinking more stories! Like: in college one night, my GF and I were involved in a heavy make-out session. AND THEN - my roommate got back from the lab.. Abrupt end to .. activities! As I bade her good night in the hallway - from the lighting, i could see the ENTIRE upper part of her...
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Symone: go on..
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    Famous People / Adult Performer Death Thread

    Whose song .. ****** her softly?
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    So .. was Tanning Pool renamed Glamorous Housewife, and I missed it?
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Private label / Stop & Shop Caramel Swirl coffee, with Hood 1/2 and 1/2, and two packets of Equal sweetener.
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Ugh ..; late this week. Had to schedule a gutter replacement; 30+MPH winds on Monday tore off the front one! Oh, yeah!! Our subject is “assuming the position” for her partner. Complete with a thick thread of grool, to ease his entry! Although, as you can tell from the glistening of her...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A glass of Decoy Cabernet Savignon. Likely my last bottle.. The Merlot is much better.
  41. Pornfan99

    Can you identify any of these women?

    First one looks like Madison ****. :love:
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Tanning Pool for me. Wading for You a VERY close second.
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    The "other" Nude Playoffs thread

    So .. I saw horns4u's post on wmonbear's originating thread, that he's jonesing to vote on some nudes. Being that I had time before updating my .. main threads, I spent Sat 2/15 prepping my next post for this one. I'll close the voting for the second contest, where the third pussy pic with the...
  44. Pornfan99

    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Uh .. Raquel Darrian, and her fella? Jenna J. and her hubby Jay? Tera P. and her tatted-up hubby? Deidre Holland and John Dough?
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    Waterfalls of cum

    Still going through those consolidated folders, and tidying things up. Wasn't able to really consider new(er) content for this posting, being so soon after the Christmas and New Year's Eve postings. I also took a vacation to Las Vegas, for the AVN Exposition. But, I still think these...
  46. Pornfan99

    For the ladies, 1: cum shots

    (sigh) Unfortunately, the newer, lighter green bath towels I bought as replacements – the lighter shade makes it more difficult to see the cum shot a lot of the time. I have a recent mammoth one .. but this under-18 inch one .. “shows better.” So, I went with this one. Heavy initial landing...
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    Kinkoid Games: fun, but a big "time suck"

    I tried to find Valentine's Day / red-color themed pics, for the holiday. Here goes! From Hentai Heroes: this harem girl is Mad Scientist Jennifer. I chose it, because one “could” think she's mixing up Love Potion No. 9, for the holiday. In reality – with those shapely legs, D-cup tits, and...
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Update: my employer has .. stopped offering its employees the ability to work from home a couple of times a week. So .. my updates to my threads will now likely occur Thursday nights, for Friday morning viewing. (Sadly?) with traffic on the Forum Boards being (apparently) way down .. they...
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    Interesting Articles and Essays about Science and Technology

    Not sure if this is the right thread, but .. imagine being eaten by a whale!! https://www.yahoo.com/news/watch-kayaker-cheats-death-being-105722991.html
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    The "other" Nude Playoffs thread

    Oh .. I'll have to remember; one does NOT need to have to re-attach pics, when re-posting! ===================================================================== Yikes .. that did NOT go well.. For those who DID vote – Sunless is the winner of the first contest. As I indicated above – I'll go...
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